Better Late Than Never: Naked VS Angels in French PHOTO Mag
Friday, December 28th, 2007 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Moe

So yes, we've had this sitting in our inbox for the last ten days. My bad, Pstroyer. I have a valid excuse, though. Jackson is currently on special assignment in Buenos Aires (i.e. hit on as many hot chicks as possible) and I'm horrible at following up w/ inbox stuff, so I kinda let this get stale.
So w/out further do-do, let's get on w/ some bastardly business. Seeing extremely hot women lined up in the nude makes me want to A) stare at the photo for prolonged periods of time & B) fantasize of where I'd like to stand if given the opportunity (in my wildest & kinkiest dreams, of course). With that in hand, please review both pics & vote wisely...
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seriously...if the spot between randa and adri isn't the best place to be in the world, i don't know where is
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Most thought-provoking poll I've participated in a long time - well done.
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haha I'm straight but I guess none of them is as hot as the one between Adri & Ale would be (if it really existed ;PP) hehe
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3rd spots the charm.
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I'm sure that any spot they would allow any man to be in would heaven for him...
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the 1st picture shows how Miranda Kerr is the PRETTIEST one. what a lovely face. izabel and alessandra got nothing with their horse faces. but they're hot too, i have to admit.
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Put me behind Miranda so I can slide into her cheeks!
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1st spot, please!
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Bastardly lesbian sex fantasy match-up?
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I think I gotta fish in my pants...wait, that's just me.
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okay, alessandra is hot and all that shit, but have you noticed how much she looks like a HORSE in that picture. and i'm not even saying it just for the sake of saying it, she really looks like a horse in that shot.
click my name, i found a pic of alessandra and petra together. hhhm, interesting for a bastardly match up contest, HEAR ME MOE!
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now why would you guys go in between those chopping boards? ale and izabel don't have boobs... i want a little cushion...
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Candice Swanepoel should be there.Wasn't she one of the VS angels?
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#24
No, she wasn't.
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But #25,she was in the VS show,showing underwear.
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#26
There are many VS models, only six VS "angels".
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I don't really want to choose. I just want to roll around between all of them.
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1st spot
Look at Izabel's ass and Adriana Lima's boobs. Yummy!
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Izabel and Alessandra are taking all the space. It should be equally distributed so we can see all of their glory.
What happened to Alessandra's teeth?
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SWEET MOTHER OF GOD
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#33..I definately see the resembelance!(spelling)
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hahahahaha @ 33 that was funny...
and here is who id take:
Lima…cuz well, she is perfect...and Karolina cuz she has a nice bubble butt
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3rd is the spot of kings.
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Adriana Lima is the prettiest. But I have to say Izabel and Alessandra Ambrosio together are looking amazing. Izabel is growing on me.
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Miranda and Adriana are the only feminine girls out there
bunch of homos here
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leave ale alone! she doesn't look like a horse you bastard.
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fuck me....
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*hangs head in despair...speechless*
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There are millions of cute/good looking women, and I have to look at this crap? You gotta be kidding me. They all look shitty. LMAO @ #33!
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omega, what the f do you mean? ale got no ass. of course they have to be perfect, they're PHOTOSHOPPED. duh
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Ale has the hottest ass but I miranda is just too cute man. I could spoon her the rest of my life
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Dudester hit it right on the head for me.
I may be an assman, okay okay, I am an assman; but she's definitely the cutest one of the bunch and I've just been in a cute-craving sort of mood lately. *g*
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Let's stay Angels naked fully frontal
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if ale has a horseface, then i'm the biggest fan of bestiality.......
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Forcing someone to choose is a torture.
But... 3rd!
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Lima really startn to look nice again..luv her..
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grabbing each other with buts is not naked .........stupid nuts !
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behind adri, ale or Izabel
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Some photographer must have signed a contract with Satan to get this gig. I know I'd be tempted to. Enjoying a sandwich of Miranda and Adriana would send me to heaven though.
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Ale and Izabel's faces look very similar in this pic.
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ohh my.
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Miranda Kerr is the absolute worst Victoria Secret model up to date. She's not ugly, but she just doesn't fit in. Her face looks like a half alien half human 5 year old girl. And she has the smallest curves. The other models are all nice, but Isabel is starting to be my favorite. She's the smartest looking and has an amazing body!
PS: To all of those saying Ale's got no ass...Adri's got the same size ass in the picture. Just cause she has fake boobs doesn't mean she's curvier (not saying either of them has a bad body, both are hot)
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Oh yes, Izabel is my 3rd favorite right now. She is amazing adn very down to earth.
My list:
1) Behind Alessandra
2) Behind Adriana
3) Behind Izabel
4) Behind Selita
5) Behind Miranda
6) Behind Karolina
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Hey, Adriana does not have fake boobs.
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Miranda and Adriana of course
and
#2 Adriana and Alessandra
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whats up with page 9?
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miranda coz shes australian:p
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I love Adriana and Alessandra, but Izabel is looking very juicy.
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wow between miranda and adriana cuz first of all...miranda would be just awesome to grind into omg...i gotta stop and breath...omg...anyway and then have adrianas breasts push into ya would kick so much ass..
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selita looks astonishing
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behind adriana
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Aussie Pride!!!!!!! Miranda is awesome....
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I've realized that I need to create a secret identity as a gay photographer...
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3rd spot coz Miranda is my fav V.S. Model nd has an awsom body nd she an aussie. Adriana is my 2nd fav at the momen and id just luv 2 b in between those 2
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adriana lima...my my my mymymymy shawty looks GOOD 2nite look at my shawty look at my shawty look at my shawty
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i would not mind being in da 2nd spot!damn it Miranda is sooooooooo damn fiiine!
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It is interesting how this cover is on a French magazine. Couldn't happen here in the US there would be an uproar even though its not frontal nudity. People in some other countries have a very good understanding of nudity.
While there are some people talking about their bodies, I admire the confidence. You do have to love your body to this kind of photoshoot.
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I would die to be between Izabel and Alessandra. Thats the best place on the planet.
And thats the bottom line, cause Stone Cold said so......
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Can I have a Miranda with Adriana, please?
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Adriana and Selita (page 5 if that's her name) have the best curvy back and arse.
The rest have a really small arse. They do look good here though.
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wow! Izabel ass is amazing
spot 1 - Izabel and Alessandra
but Adriana Lima is still my favorite one
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I have to agree with #1. DAAAAAAAAAMN!
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first spot
you can only truly judge Ale's and Izabel's butt {which are perfect}
because the rest are covered by other girls.
Miranda is pretty and she is rapidly gaining ground
Go Miranda and Ale
I want a Miranda and Ale spot!!!!!!!!!
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1st SPOT - BETWEEN ALE AND IZABEL OR BEHIND ADRIANA LIMA
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Click my name to see a less horsish picture of Alessandra
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no miranda & ale spot...no voting dammit!
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Adri und Miranda please :)
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She has a very feminine face in my opinion. Not the kind of beauty I admire, but still pretty (except for the veneers). But that link posted by Analog was hilarious...LMAO!!!
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miranda and adriana are the prettiest ones, they all have nice bodies though.
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man, should've voted miranda and adriana, if i saw the rest of the pics!!! I'VE BEEN CHEATED!
fuckin moe, always patronizing alessandra. dammit
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i'll take the lima and kerr sandwich to go please.
oh, and if you could give me a side order of ale i'd be most pleased...
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miranda is my fav...prettiest face
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times like these i wish i was some 27 yr old shit hot horny rock star in a cool band with a platinum record & loads of money...rather than a fat fucking horny 37yr old with a hairy back wrapped in a slightly stained maroon towel and sitting in front of a computer screen ogling ultra hot chicks on the interweb...
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Alessandra/Izabel/Adriana
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this is too much for me!
Behind Miranda, please!
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Ale!
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4 SPOT IS THE BEST SO I CAN BE BEHIND ADRIANA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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VS ANGELS ARE FUCKING WHORES. VS ANGELS ARE FUCKING SLUTS. VS ANGELS ARE FUCKING CUNTS. VS ANGELS ARE FUCKING BITCHES. I FUCKING HATE VS AN GELS. I FUCKING HATE VS ANGELS. VS ANGELS ALL DESERVE TO GET GANG RAPED AND DIE FROM AIDS.
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if ever there was a spot between ale and adri, i'd definitely be in between them
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