Jessica Alba Shows Off Her Baby-Baby Bump (We Think)
Saturday, December 29th, 2007 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

I'm still going w/ my "this is a publicity stunt" theory until I see that pregnant photo shoot in Maxim. While we wait for a baby (or pillow) to pop out of J.Alba, here are some words of wisdom for all you Bastardly Ladies out there...
"Most guys, especially when they're younger, really are only after one thing. To all the girls out there, I don't want to say, 'Don't give your heart to somebody like that,' But wait at least a good year," People quoted her, as telling the mag.
"You can be in a relationship and do some things, have fun, get to know each other - but don't give them everything," she added.
Addressing the issue more seriously, the 26-year-old actress cited her own example, saying that she also committed the same mistake as a youngster.
"That was something I did at a young age, fell in love and gave him my everything, and I was left with nothing," she said.
"It took me a long time to put myself back together, and I wish someone would have told me back them to hang on to some of myself," she added. [China Daily]
























Her breasts look fuller.
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Was she talking about her Dark Angel co star Micheal Weatherly?
He was ugly, annoying and talentless just like her. The only decent looking one who could act was the guy who played Zac.
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I think she's having a girl
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What if she is faking it and just trying to prove she can "act"? Plus further degenerate her fame as a "hot" starlet. She thinks being a prude will save her "career". I think not.
Now she can just be a broke-down knocked-up has-been like the others.
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im sorry but being pregnant definitely takes points off your hotness
she will never be the same
what a shame
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She's got a great publicist thats for sure.
Everyone and their mother(except for Moe and some bastards here) think it's fake.
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Yeah, great thinking there, Jess. Just tell teenagers not to screw and they will listen to you. Especially as you set a really good example.
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She’s got them fat genes, she’s gonna gain lots of weight. No amount of exercise is gonna save her. She is such an annoying nasty slag.
++++ And why in the **** is she so sour? It would be a beautiful thing if she woke up one morning as a cashier at Wal-Mart. No health insurance, 4 screaming kids to feed and no baby daddy in sight. THEN she would earn the right to that puss she sports 24/7. Ungratful ****.
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She is a B!tCh! SAw her @ venice beach, my friend is, I mean WAS a huge fan and said hi to the skank, and she rolled her eyes and told everyone "Dont you have someone else to follow like Lindsay Lohan?!?" So backin up my friend… I told her "FKC U B!tCH!"
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she must be pregnant, look at her nasty ass zit face. stuck up whore
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=======I never see anybody approaching her for an autograph.
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http://www.moejackson.com/archives/2007/10/24/guess-the-tramp-stamp-2/#c...
Jessica Alba quotes:
“I hope that my recent work will help producers get past my hotness.â€
“The paps? I could give two ***** about them.â€
“I don’t know why people are so obsessed with my ass.â€
“I have curves, I can’t help it. My aunts are fat.â€
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Pregnancy mask already?
Brown bag required until Mommy gets a facial.
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Sadly, people are making a big deal about Alba saying dumb shit. I've heard much meaner and stupider things come out of other celebrity's mouths. Actually, most celebs aren't very intelligent. Hence why they chose to be actors, actresses, singers and other professions that (these days) require little brains, little talent and a lot of bitching, whining, walking all over other people, etc, etc.
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ACNE!
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HAHAHA.this dumb cunt has a pizza face. I cant wait till she get fat like all the other MEXICAN whores in her huge MEXICAN family. MEXICAN BITCH
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#17
I agree with you
Maaaan fuck this bitch
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I am drunk but I think she is fucking H0T. Anyone that thinks she is not H0T is full of shit.
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#17, you hit the nail on the head... now if we could ONLY find someone to nail HER in her egotistical lollipop head with acne that requires ACCUTANE!!!!!
she IS preggo, im so sick of this wentch, she looks SO happy to be pregant, you know, with that "eeewww i smell shit...maybe its me? damn i hate being pregant because my bastard child will make me gain weight, and now im JUST like my AUNTS who just 'pop them out'!!!! and im going to starve myself so i can stay anorexic, i dont care what my doctors say. oh yeah, and go see my next box office (bomb ) movie and dont forget to buy all my DVDS!!!!!!! the only good thing about being pregant is that i can throw up in the mornng."
what a fucking tool
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Well Adam took Vito's place
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is that a good thing?
eh, i couldnt care less, i think this uber overrated little tool needs to just go away.
wow, i remember when ****I**** had acne like that, but i was also 15-17 years old. im 25 and except for the occasional pimple i do NOT have acne. actually i was very lucky both my parents are dermatologists ( my dad is, my mom is a dermatologist/cosmetic surgeon ) so i guess either good genes, or the fact that they had every topical med under the fucking rainbow. i believe it would be the latter LOL!
jesSUCKA is just a fucking knocked up, rude, concited twerp with nada to boot.
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oh my GOSH!!!! please just read this.......!
get this, vito is my roomate, lol !!!!!!!!! ive been reading posts ever since he started saying shit about alba, and i never felt like commenting, because i guess i just dont have any wit or hate for her, really lol!
but anyway, hes not posting anymore b/c i guess she insulted the troops ( and vito serves in the marines ) and he said hed never even "waste my time typing one single letter about..." well you know how he is lol
anyway, i believe shes pregnant, i mean, after she and cash got back together they must have been BUSY! lol
anyway, aside from the acne (well, she IS preg. ), and her awful personality, i guess i cant say anything bad, ive never met her.
but dont think that dosent make me a bitch LOL!!!!!
have a GREAT, happy new year everyone! and PLEASE be safe :)
Zoey
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Look at the acne! This girl was voted hottest woman of 2007??? See what a lot of gross pancake make up and photoshop can do?
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she was voted the hottest of 2007??? some blowing mustve been involved
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JUST WHAT YOU’RE GONNA BE DOING, IDIOT.
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“I hope that my recent work will help producers get past my hotness.â€
“The paps? I could give two ***** about them.â€
“I don’t know why people are so obsessed with my ass.â€
“I have curves, I can’t help it. My aunts are fat.â€
She’s got them fat genes, she’s gonna gain lots of weight. No amount of exercise is gonna save her. She is such an annoying nasty slag.
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& a fucking MOOK!!!
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oh yeah, and can babies be born with herpes? what about anorexia? and do they have a permanent tool-like attitude? she always looks like something someone dragged out of a dumpster. she looks BEAT and BUSTED. as always. see?!!!! step right up to see the herpes infested albaTROSS with NO makeup and no airbrushing or photoshop!!!!!
aaaannnnd...........FUGLY!!!!
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