Sexy Miss France 2008 Valerie Begue Keeps Her Crown!
Saturday, December 29th, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

So yes, the scandalous Entrevue Magazine pics floating around couldn't bring down Valerie Begue (probably due to extensive behind-the-scenes handjob negotiation sessions). At the end of it all, Vals gets to keep her crown, but she's not allowed to compete in the upcoming Miss World & Miss Universe pageants.
Like she gives a shit.
This chick got so much free publicity in the last week or so that she won't need any of crap to push her career to the next level (probably Playboy or porn (in that order)).

The pageant's criteria stipulates that candidates must "never have posed or exhibited (themselves) in dubious outfits or poses, partially or totally nude."
Photos published in Entrevue magazine last week included one of a bikini-clad Begue lying on a cross in a swimming pool and another of her licking what appeared to be yogurt or evaporated milk. [Washington Post]
Those are some pretty bullshit rules, in my opinion.
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she is really not that good looking.
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it was all good til the 3rd page. where the hell is her titties?!?!
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NICE EYES
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yeah average girl cool eyes
no tits wtf?? unacceptable
you bastards
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ouais cette année elle est pas top :)
not a good one this year
they want to revoke her as miss france and switch to another,
but its too way complicated ^^
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What no bastardly nipple cam? I'm appalled!
Pic #3 is perfect for a nipple cam shot
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Pretty face.
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Miss France is a whore!
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ohmygodtheykilledkennyyoubastardlicious !
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Gross. Just gross.
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I'll take small and perky over big and saggy any day, and small breasts are just fine on a small body.
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HAvent you guys seen the movie Angel Heart their is your evidence small tits are better than big tits and pLus Charlize theron naked in the church in the Devils Advocate Small tities rock the planet.
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small tits and almost no tits is a big difference
this girl isnt even an A cup
and charlizes tits are bigger than hers
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Small tits are the best kind..look young forever. But you're right, small is not the same as no tits. As for her face, beautiful, yet creepy...not exactly my cup of tea.
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last years girl was more French looking.
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Guess she'll do for a French chick, less body hair than most of 'em.
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She is pretty, and I'm not alone in liking small Tits - Can you imagine if Miss USA Posed for these pics? The press would want her Clit cut out.
But since she is French, I wonder if she will SURRENDER to my NASTY desires.
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I thought she was Josie Maran at first glance
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eh justi u get beegr titys dan her i like suc um
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Did her eyes go from green to brown??
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Flat cheasted, not that pretty.
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*chested* sorry
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Pretty ordinary, like her country.
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PRETTY FUCKIN DISTASTEFUL PICS...
ENUFF TO PUT ME OFFF HER
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