Sad Piper Perabo Brings The Weekend Links!
Saturday, December 29th, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

- Krystal Forscutt Topless In FHM [HollywoodTuna]
- Sienna Miller Might Get Engaged Soon [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Super high Me - trailer [Flabber]
- THE NEW YEAR IS [ALMOST] HERE, PART 6 [Celebslam]
- Sheridan in Her Bikini Again [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- What the Hell Is Boxing Day Anyway? [The Bastardly Society]
- Angelina Jolie Is On Top [Dlisted]
- Who's the daddy? [Tasteful Celebs]
- The things The Cruz sisters will do for their brother [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
- Jenna Fischer dating David Spade [Cele|bitchy]
- Mischa Barton Should Have Been Arrested Long Ago [Fatback and Collards]
- NYC is Closed [CityRag]
- Ashley Tisdale & Vanessa Hudgens are legal [DerekHail]
- Michael Lohan Feels Your Pain [Celeb Warship]
- Nicky Hilton Bikini Pictures [The Grumpiest]
- Video Adds Credence To ‘Dumb Blonde' Claim [Complex]
- Nicolette Sheridan slipped a nipple [The Blemish]
- Marisa Miller bikini pictures [JordanIsYourHomeboy]
- Top Chef's Padma Lakshmi [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
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Am I alone in thinking she is incredibly sexy? God damnnnn.
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Ah, these must be older because I just checked out her recent pics...she's let herself go.
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i love her
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as I alwas say, she has this face that just screams, "kick me!!!"...her permanent facial expression is so annoying...bitch, smile for the love of god; smile!
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Open-mouth-breather.
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i want catrinel menghia. this bores me...
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these pics are very strange. and her body looks strange as well. i don't even know what to say... doesn't do it for me, so the verdict is a clear: I'd so NOT hit that.
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sorry but shes ugly as fuck big old long ugly man face
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I want to do such NASTY things to her ..... Really Nasty
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This is probably most annoying girl, not Hayden, not Emmy Rosum.
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These pictures are artistically interesting, but I think they could have a naked Adriana Lima in the background and I still couldn't find them attractive overall.
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she kind of reminds me of that kind of creepy suicidal girl that sits in the corner of the class and always watches everyone
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Plain, storebrand vanilla. And where are her breasts? She's extremely flast chested.
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No body and no face.
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She may be beautiful, or ugly, or somewhere in between, but she's not "storebrand vanilla."
I like looking at her pics, she has an interesting look.
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She is cute. I dont like pic 4 its not a good look.
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Hey.
Check out more pics added to WTF BAstardly?! in the bastardly forum :-) They are cute.
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Masculine face? Some people really do see men in every woman...do rethink your sexuality. Small waist, nice hips, full lips, big, beautiful eyes...she's very feminine and she can be gorgeous, if she wants to. Sadly, I guess she doesn't, because she always goes for the sad, lonely, pathetic look.
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I'll say it again. Piper is a very nice girl who does not follow what the Hollywood, cookie-cutter style and personality machine spits out. Anyone who has met her or knows her will tell you she is adorable. And, by the way, she is gorgeous.
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Is this Macauley Culkin in drag??
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Please. this was the worst photoshoot of the year. Pointless and unappealing. It was the un-photoshoot.
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Hey! This is a fantastic photoshoot. Why be an actor if you can't be a chameleon.
If you want the same of the same then just buy the SI swimsuit edition and hang on to it until the next one - year after year after year....and leave Piper alone.
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#9 'sorry but shes ugly as fuck big old long ugly man face'
Please, that is a ridiculous thing to say. She is averagely pretty, nothing more and certainly nothing less. If she is 'ugly as fuck', then how do we describe the majority of the population? Yourself included...
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erm not as ugly as you shithead
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Must add - saw her recently in Coyote Ugly with long blonde hair, and looked OK.
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She's, uhm, "interesting".
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flat*
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