Bastardly Breaking News!! Ashley Tisdale Might be on Louis Vuitton's Payroll!
Monday, December 31st, 2007 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
Not that any of you actually give a shit, but Ash's deviated septum is serious stuff---so serious that she had to cancel shows earlier this month...
Ashley Tisdale is saying sorry to fans for scratching two shows over the weekend because of her recent nose job. "When my surgery was scheduled, we didn't think it would be necessary to cancel the shows because my doctor thought I would heal in time," she wrote on her Web site. "Unfortunately, the deviated septum was more significant than we originally thought so the healing process is taking longer." The "High School Musical" star, who missed her gigs in Miami and Philadelphia, was also absent at New York's Jingle Ball on Friday. [MTV]
Mess!
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Is she going anorexic on us? Look how skinny her damn legs are!! She needs to get the E Normous Johnson brand dildo! Its so lifelike that it actually is real.
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i dont care how bad her new nose looks, id still eat her from breakfast, brunch, lunch, etc, etc, etc
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Phillip McCracken is a psycho....so he LITERALLY means he would eat Ashley Tisdale.
He would cut her body up and spread out the portions to breakfast, brunch, lunch, etc, etc, etc...
just wanted to clear out any confusion it might initially arise.
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Id say she bot that stuff her self. "She is rich bitch!" & She is just skinny definitley not anorexic. I think she is so sexy. "She gives me the HORNYZ!!! Ya!
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ashley's eyes are too close together, causing her to look like elmo.....also known as amanda bynes syndrome...
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That is one fugly skank.I pitty her.
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She's not an ugly girl, but she was much prettier with the old nose. For some reason, she's not wearing makeup or doing her hair anymore. Can they undo a nose job? She seriously needs the old one back.
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see? deviated septum was real! apologize to her you bastards
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I think she's pretty. She doesn't look half as bad as those other celebs we see without makeup. god they all look ridiclous. She actually looks pretty good. & i kind of like the new nose.
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Do you people realize that these bloggers have been obsessing over Ashley Tisdale's nose for 2 weeks now? It's a freaking NOSE, for God's sake. She didn't grow a second head.Look at the pic. She looks fine.
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i don't give a shit about her nose. really, i could careless, but from a content standpoint that's all that's out there.
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I don't know what happened with that whole nose job thing, but she looks like a different person- in a bad way.
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Is tucking your jeans inside your sandals a new fashion trend I missed?
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Average, boring, a bit fugly.
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So she can work-out post surgery but not work? Sounds a little fishy...
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dang she is soo hott.. ashley is wayy hotter than vennesa
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way hotter than vanessa!!!!???? you must be on drugs! vanessa makes this bitch look like a wanna be paris hilton, ugly piece of shit. ashley should stop hanging out with vanessa, because next to vanessa, she makes herself look bad. jasonballa, you must be ugly yourself.
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yes i believe our Phil too, is a cannibal
the Anthony Hopkins type aswell
but wud he eat hayden p with ketchup or mustard or even gravy
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