21 Scandalous Comments

"I love me some E Normous Johnson!!"

Monday, December 31st, 2007 @ 1:32pm
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Unable to overcome the handicap of huge feet and thick legs, Hayden chooses acting over professional cheerleading.
The Dallas Cowgirls can breathe a sigh of relief.

Monday, December 31st, 2007 @ 2:08pm
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^^^Good one Senin! LoL!

Monday, December 31st, 2007 @ 2:34pm
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Be careful! She has an owner! He 's "The Milo".

Monday, December 31st, 2007 @ 2:46pm
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"C's up B's down, bitch!"
or
"My boyfriend hosted the Twilight Zone. RESPECT!"

Monday, December 31st, 2007 @ 3:04pm
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I'm a shorty myself (still a little taler than her I think), but she really looks stumpy!...I have skinny legs so I don't look so short compared to her.

Monday, December 31st, 2007 @ 3:29pm
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You bastards can have her... she is average and despite being so "barely legal" she looks older than most in their late twenties. Who cares if she is "young" when she looks like some divorcee?

Monday, December 31st, 2007 @ 3:31pm
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This is what it would look like if she were standing right next to you

Monday, December 31st, 2007 @ 3:51pm
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Ha ha ha!

Monday, December 31st, 2007 @ 4:19pm
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Lmao John

Monday, December 31st, 2007 @ 5:26pm
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LMAO funny

Monday, December 31st, 2007 @ 5:36pm
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All she needs now is a flat head so you can put your beer and pizza dish somewhere while watching football.

Monday, December 31st, 2007 @ 5:38pm
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I see the fags are out in force.

Monday, December 31st, 2007 @ 6:39pm
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"it sucks ass being one foot tall"

Monday, December 31st, 2007 @ 8:15pm
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Hobbit

Tuesday, January 1st, 2008 @ 3:08pm
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she needs to lose weight... her chubbiness is only making her look shorter.

Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008 @ 12:47am
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ughghgh i dont have a caption, she just really needs to not be fat and ugly :] she has an enormous weird nose.. i dont see how no one sees that!? and a big forehead.

Sunday, January 6th, 2008 @ 5:22pm
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Big Foot Lives!!!

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008 @ 9:14pm
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BIG FOOT, LITTLE TITS LIVES!!!

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008 @ 9:17pm
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Big Shoes........................

Big Feet............................

Monday, December 31st, 2007 @ 2:35pm
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"Hey guys, hit me now, in 10 years I'm going to be bigger than Kim Kardashian."

Thursday, September 3rd, 2009 @ 12:14pm
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