Lonely Mariah Carey Still Smoking Lots of Crack in Aspen
Monday, December 31st, 2007 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
This woman is on so many meds that it's not even funny anymore. To tell you the truth, I feel kind of sad for her at times.
One of the top stories this year was the fight between Mariah & Eminem from back in June...
Rapper EMINEM is set to shock MARIAH CAREY by releasing a series of scathing tracks about her, according to reports. The star - real name Marshall Mathers III - has allegedly drawn inspiration from a brief affair with the singer in 2001 for his new album. But Carey is upset and has pleaded with label boss L.A. Reid to stop the tracks from being released. A source tells OK! magazine, "There is more than one track that goes into really specific, intimate detail about what went on between Em and Mariah. "Mariah wishes she could sue Eminem for slander. But it's his freedom of speech." Carey has previously denied the romance, telling Playboy magazine earlier this year (07), "Something is clearly askew with him. I'm curious as to why he's so obsessed with me." [Contact Music]
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silicone titted whorebag anyone?
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i'd hit it... if she promised not to talk. ever again.
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Eminem is lame.
Nuff' said.
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lonely or not...she will always be gorgeous!
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A Mess!
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wtf is wrong with this bitch man?
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well i for one am glad to see her in aspen
nature is much more likely to kill her there than in LA
bear mauling
avalanche
plunging off a 100 foot high cliff
the Mariah death possibilities are endless
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hah. true that!!
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I wonder if she ever notices that the dog chews on her nipples sometimes. Like that crazy mom in Mean Girls.
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I'm with John.
How about a nice unmarked ski hazard. She could turn into tree meat.
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Yuk! She is old.
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I feel sorry for the dog ( the one with the hat on ).
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my standards are well below you guys.. I would tounge her..
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She looks really youthful...plump face, not a wrinkle or sag in sight - good 4 her!!
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poor dog
funny quote
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HAHHAHAHAHHA! That dog!!!! AHHHHHHHhahaha
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Too bad no one cares about Mariah Carey OR Eminem anymore.
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The mountains in Aspen are lovely this time of year!
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I'm with John (#9) too. She is, without question, the most annoying celebrity EVER!
May Sonny Bono's ghost track you down and slam you into a tree.
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I'd get her off the meds by substituting a daily shot of my miracle throat cream...
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she never had lips.
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With all her cash, I doubt she's lonely. She probably has tons of "friends" trying to get their hands on it.
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shes soooo hot
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None of u no Mariah then if u say she has fake tits and stuff u r tha far ugly fuckers and she aint on drugs
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