Today's Installment Of... 2007 Hooters Swimsuit Pageant

i'd tap it on their foreheads. 72 is dy-no-mite.

something wrong with 72's body. cant quite place it.
no hour glass figure. more like a blob.

I like #73, she's not bad.

The chicks on the first three pages (especially the chick on the second page) are nice.

The rest are not.

Moe, yeah, you're right. I guess my point was my eyes were starting to glaze over. All these chicks are starting to look the same: huge rack, fake tan and stripper shoes. Not that I'm necessarily complaining. Just a little desensitized.

yeah 73 is best overall

That's kinda funny Krusty. I kinda know what you mean. I too feel like sometimes I am staring at the same thing over and over again.

You see, when they put up those shit pics of those over-hyped runway models, all I see is no ass, no hips, no legs, androgynous faces, skinny to the ribs, etc... so yeah that shit can make me feel like I'm desensitized too.

So I feel ya...on another level though.

give em some credit, damn it.

their faces are different.

73 is the best of this sorry lot.

73 is the best

#72 is a good example of what happens when you are short waisted/long legged...you would think it would be great but you get a stumpy looking torso...yuck!

#73 has a longer sexier waist and waaaaaay hotter body overall...even proportions always look better to me.

3 and 5 are the best

@4
the reason she looks so weird is because her torso is so short and so fat
at the same time, but her legs are long and toned.

Got Wood

The first girl is gorgeous and has an amazing body!

A couple of these girls look like their boobs may actually be real. At least number 72's boobs hang a little. The first and the last girls boobs look like fake plastic shit.

Half of them are horrible, inside the other half there are 3-4 hot, the rest average.

Fucking ugly fake tits on most of them.

All average chicks nothin special about them.

This reminds me of the time we got day after day of photos from the AVN awards.

I like the girl on page 5. Not a perfect body but how many have that? To me she has a good body /face combo.

71's boobs I'm still debating over...nice if they're real.

FUGLY, thats what they are! They've got the body but theyre missing the face. The face is mor important than the body, and theyre all below average...

That Fug Duck on Page 4 hurt my eyes !!!!! Who told that piece of crap she should be in a beauty contest ?..... I wouldn't even look at her if she was on the street !

And thats the bottom line.............

For this menu .... I'd tap #76 first with a "to go" container to cover the face, then gimme some of #73 cause i think she'd be hot enough to run second. Finish it off with a tasty hunk of the "love handles on #72 and I could then die a happy man. None are that special, but oh what the hell....... That would still be a night to remember.

And thats the bottom line ........ cause Stone Cold said so !!!!!!!

krusty: dude, AVN stuff was far worse...

FAAAR Worse.

Hmmm.....There at least mildly attractive!