Bastardly Hot or Not: Elisha Cuthbert Bikini Pictures

Average and dykey. Flipping the finger doesn't look very feminine.

I still love her, but stupid sunglasses and stupid haircut. Is she a lesbian?

maybe shes scared that what happened to j love will happen to her
and that first pic where shes flipping the camera off is funny is fuck

*as fuck

Sunscreen, bitch, sunscreen...

Very ladylike.

no ass

SPF 45, if you will.

The are maybe 2 women on the planet who look better with short hair. She isn't one of them.

Agree with everyone...she's looking very average in these shots. Actually, maybe even slightly below average.
Dump the stupid bug-eyed sunglasses (they're out anyway), grow your hair, stick that finger up your ass and do some sit-ups. Otherwise you'll be checking me out on the express line at WalMart in a year or two.

Women start going down hill in their mid 20's. It's sad, but true.

Pic 3...... that's what the average woman's stomach looks like AFTER having kids...... what's her excuse? And sit-ups alone will not cure it. You can have a 6 pack and still be all flabby on top. She needs to hit the cardio hard..... perhaps train for a half marathon and then go from there?

Damn! At first glance I thought it was Britney Spears!

definitely HOT, but her hair looks like sh*t 90% of the time. She needs a new hairstylist.

very average. I love it when so called "hot" blondes turn out not to be voluptuous, but actually just soft and kinda fugly. You bastards still wouldnt say no though, so don't pretend. I'll bet your girlfriends look like that.

Nice Superman bikini theme going on.

Never thought she was pretty. Her attitude sucks. What has she been doing lately, anyway? She ought to be happy that someone wants to take a picture of her.

definetely hott.. elisha is fine as crap. she has a good bikini body

I used to have a crush on her when she was on Popular Mechanics for Kids.

Is she trying to look like a middle aged woman who has had kids??The hair cut,the fat rolls...

her face and body are very average looking. i'm not a fan, though.

#22.You mean Kirstie Alley? And why did Elisha do this to herself? Wasn't she hot in the movie: The Girl Next Door? Never saw it.

Short hair does not look good on her. She doesn't look bad in her bikini though. She should be having fun at the beach, but instead she looks like she's pissed. The paparazzi must have ruined her day big time.

what a dumb bitch. if you don't want to have your picture taken, go to a fucking private beach. otherwise, that's the price you pay for being a multi millionaire.

needs a grudge ass fuck...

ok, seriously??? maybe i'm looking at something different than everyone else because this girl isn't fat!

This chick bugs me. She is unbelievably hot, but seems to be doing everything possible to make herself ugly. Was she abused as a kid or something ? I don't get it. If she thinks we want to see her act because she's a talented actress, think again. We want to see you act in stuff like The Girl Next Door because we like looking at your tits and ass, and we want to see you naked so we can file you away in our spank bank and make a withdrawl later tonight. C'mon bitch - grow that hair longer and get those clothes off !

More like bun burn, but not in a good way

babygirl looks so sad in these photos...she needs a drink and a dose of dick.

man, you guys are harsh.

okay, ugly haircut, no question. big hips? yeah, kinda. fat rolls? i don't see it. usually, the fattys ooze over those tight bikini bottoms at the hip...sorry man, but she ain't oozing. and her belly...well, there appears to be some tone in there with a wee layer of fat, enough that she isn't all manly, not enough to be actually fat.

and here's the thing about usually hot ACTORS and ACTRESSES when they have stupid haircuts and the like... it's usually for a ROLE, ya dumbasses.

She is not fat. Just bad pasture, bad hair cut and no career left.

Nice tits. Daddy wanna play, Elisha

I've never found her to be very pretty either.

I like the way her nips poke through that top in the other pics. even with the butt chin, this girl is HOT!!!

I love the pic of her flicking everyone off.

She and J. Love Hewitt should be chubby buddies and join Jenny Craig together. Maybe they can be the next...(whoever that fat broad from Cheers is).