Brooke Hogan is on Photo Shoot Crack

Nasty manface. Probably has a penis as well.

Gross. But have any of you guys seen Arnold Schwarzenegger's daughter? She seems to be taller/larger/less feminine than Brooke (considering the particular picture I saw, she was almost as tall as her father...yikes).

are you shittin me now?

that arnolds daughter you can fix but brookie here has already been fixed and she is more ugly than arnolds daughter
bitch be lookin like a crackhead steroid abuser

Dude, Arnold's daughter is only 15 or 16 and she's already looking like that? She may look slightly better than Brooke because she is not artificial. But I jumped out of my seat when I saw her standing next to Conan, the Barbarian.

yeah she is a fucking amazon but she doesnt look like a damn crackhead
so for now we make fun of brookie here
then when the gods of bastardly, moe or jackson, post arnolds amazon girl we make fun of her

Brook actually looks smaller in less fitting clothes. She's got nasty hair.

At least Arnold's daughter looks like she started out as a girl. She's tall, but not ugly. Brooke, however, has got to be one of the ugliest women I have ever seen. Nothing feminine about her.

I bet she is eating a lot of cock now that she is out of Hulks control. Dirty slut!

Arnold's daughter is cute, disturbingly tall, but definitely not ugly.
I feel bad for Brooke, she's a really sweet girl but I mean, look at her parents. There was never any chance for her.

Well, Arnold used to be 6'1
and unfortunately he has shruken to about 5'9-5'10.
In Eve's link, he doesn't look as tall as he used to.
Wow, he used to bodybuilder of the world.

she's a monster

At least she has beautiful,long blonde hair.

i thought this bitch was arnold. had to look twice..

does this "girl" have even the slightest clue she is not hot??? Just curious, cause every time i see her fat ass and man face she is mugging her fucked up face and bloated fat bod for the cameras like she should be on the cover of Sports illustrated swimsuit ed., or walking the catwalk for Victoria's Secret. someone needs to buy this chick a clue.

Gross. But have any of you guys seen Arnold Schwarzenegger’s daughter? She seems to be taller/larger/less feminine than Brooke-----------------------****************

Is it even possible for a girl to be "less feminine" than BUTCH hogan?? I have never seen the Terminators daughter, so idk. and to #10, it does not surprise me that black men like brooke, they always go for the thicker--ie big ugly fat women, white or black, they dont care. I wonder how much papa hogan had to pay for her big fake melons. those are about the only things on her that look good.

I AM SO GLAD GOD MADE ME LITTLE IN WEIGHT AND HEIGHT, AND NO MAN FACE.
AND PLEASE TO ANY IDIOT OUT THERE THAT THINKS "JEALOUS" -- BROOKE HOGAN IS THE LAST ??FEMALE?? I WOULD EVER WANT TO LOOK LIKE.

She is NOT HOT. She's like some skank I would fuck if I were drunk in a trailer park. Then I'd sneak out of her trailer in the middle of the night, hook it up to my dually and yank it out in the middle of the road.

tranny. thats all that really needs 2 be siad.

What's wrong with you guys? For once she actually LOOKS GOOD.

@ 12. Arnold is 6' 2".

wtf, arnold's daugther must be like 6'1" or something and she's only 16. at that height she dwarfs most supermodels. that's just too tall. poor girl.

i live in sacramento ca and have seen both of Arnold Schwzenegger daughters in person, a couple of times actually, he has two younger sons too, the girls are tall, especially the younger one, i think she is the younger one anyway...I would not call them ugly, but they are not what you would call super hotttt drop dead gorgeous or even really pretty. just really tall plain average looking girls.....the sons are not much better, the youngest one still has alot of baby fat, i think he is around 11-13. both of his daughters will never be a size zero, but the youngest daughter has lost a lot of weight, but she is still a big girl. at least the govenators girls don't dress like whore slut skanks and think they are hott when they are not like ugly tranny brooke hogan does.

Do you think she will look like Brigitte Nielsen when she gets older?

If I had the chance, i would make her look more feminine

rules:

she would have to dye her hair black

lose 15 kilos

don't tan, or use orange paint

plastic surgery (nose, legs, boobs)

dress carolina herrera, or versace

for her music career:

listen to nin, einsturzende neubauten and kraftwerk
listen to some 70's rock ()
forget about hip hop
go for electro or rock

@ 26. I really thought I would NEVER read the words "Eistürzende Neubauten" here on The Bastardly. I love Blixa Bargeld, but girl...you're just asking too much. This ugly bitch can't even locate Germany on a map, do you really expect her to listen to an independent band like Neubauten?

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maybe she can't locate germany on the map...lol
and probably would hate einsturzende, wouldn't understand the sound, but we never know...

but I watched a couple episodes of the hogan family, and she seems a nice girl, and it's not her fault that she's a steroid victim

she should do an album produced by mark ronson, something pop, electro...
he produced amy whine and lily allen. Hip hop is bad for her...and the "grillz" don't suit her

PEROXIDED HAIR OVERLOAD - CHECK
NOSE JOB - CHECK
BIG PLASTIC FAKE BOOBS - CHECK
TONS OF MAKEUP ON FACE - CHECK
DRESSING LIKE A SLUT - CHECK
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STILL LOOKING LIKE A CHUBBY MANFACE TRANNY - PRICELESS!!!!

Let's see if the link works.