Avril Lavigne Was Ultra Punk @ Her New Year's Eve Party!
Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
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avril's hubby looks like he has dwarfism in his face....
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This is what Avril Lavigne would love to be like. She has got a long way to go.
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It was probably 3 in the morning by the time she got it open. dumbass.
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How can anyone drink Cristal and claim to be a rebel?
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You just know she doesn't wear any panties. I would love to see her lift up that skirt and show her pussy.
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Cristal is fucking horrible. For 1/5th the cost of a bottle, you can get Moet & Chandon White Star...which is AMAZING.
Avril's entire outfit probably costs about a grand, maybe two. How punk rawk. She'd get eaten alive on King's Road in 1977....or have her head caved in in NYC during the early 80's....
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Ugly Bastard
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when she's done with that bottle, she can do me next
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her boyfriend has a wide/big nose
probably has a big penis, she’s very lucky
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lol 10. probably
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She is so cute, I dont care if she is a faux Punk girl.
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Eh... I'd rather have a bottle of 1995 Krug, or La Grande Damme. I'd still fuck this little chick- more of a hate fuck but still...
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her husband is weird looking.kinda albinofied.they are gonna have some ugly ass kids.
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Avril Lavigne,this is what happens when peasants kids get famous and rich
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i don't care if she's punk or not, i'd nail that hot little body till i shriveled away to nothing
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He sure has got a BOXERS nose, I doubt he is a pro BOXER ;), probably starts a lot of fights he cannot win by the looks.
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Look at how she holds the bottle....I wouldn't want to be her husband.
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#20....thinking the same! He looks like he went a few rounds with Iron Mike
#7....classic! "She’d get eaten alive on King’s Road in 1977".....I'd like to see John Lydon rip her to shreds.
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holy shit she is ugly ....i hope some actual punks kick her ass. better yet, just some pop princess who knows her place. i hate this bitch and hope she dies VERY soon
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Eww #11, she has the body of a 12 year old. She's very white and pasty with no real muscle tone, and she looks the same all the time. Boring.
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#22 - He already did.
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On the plus side her Husband looking like Sloth from the Goonies shows she has low standards, so hope for the rest of us.
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she sucks go to hel avril you try to be a skatea nd punk 2 bad , brittany will be more punk than you
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it cost around 350 dollars a bottle, and that's for the cheaper ones
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She might be clueless about punk, but I'm not really into punk anyway, and she's got a hot little bod...
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I bet her cooter smells soooo punk!
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I think she is sexy. I like her punk look. Her husband looks like a MOOK. Im way better looking than him. She has bad tast in men!
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methinks her husband hath falleth from the ugly tree and hitteth every branch coming down.
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