Bastardly Hot or Not: The New Kimberly Stewart, Version 2008


These were snapped @ Belvedere's New Year's Eve 2008 Party in Miami Beach (Raleigh Hotel)

Does anyone know why so many chicks are going for the Posh look?!







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who the fuck is that dude. and why is he dressed like that.

Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008 @ 8:11pm
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rod stewart should be shot
impregnating such beautiful women and making such ugly bastard children
and that guy is rod stewarts son btw

Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008 @ 8:19pm
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Who gives a flying fuck?

Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008 @ 8:30pm
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She's skinny, blonde, and rich. I'd kick back and let her nuzzle my balsack for the rest of my life.

Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008 @ 8:35pm
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Maybe she's gonna pull an Angelina Jolie and french kiss her brother on the carpet.
Still FUG. No better - no worse.

Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008 @ 8:36pm
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haha no prob moelizzle

Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008 @ 8:46pm
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She looks nice.

I like the dress and her shoes are totally cute (even if her toes are strangled in them).

Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008 @ 9:03pm
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She is still an ugly person inside and out..vapid repulsive trash...

Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008 @ 9:14pm
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I've never wanted a flame-thrower more than I do right now.

Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008 @ 9:20pm
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dude no. look at her enormous forehead and that pinocchio nose!

fugly little rat eyes too

Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008 @ 9:25pm
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She looks like a well kept 40 year old.

Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008 @ 9:34pm
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HAHAHA! HAHAHA! That guy looks like a "DOOSHBAG MOOK." What a fucking loser!!! & She`s so ugly thats the best she can do. LOL!!!

Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008 @ 9:36pm
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She looks WAY better than before. Give credit where credit is due Bastards...that makeup artist/surgeon deserves a huge tip.

Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008 @ 10:21pm
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That dude is her brother (and Rod Stewarts son). I saw him on Howard Stern TV the other day. Pretty funny guy, but he obviously needs somebody to help dress him. He looks like a homeless faggot.

Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008 @ 11:42pm
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what a difference charcoal eyebrows and a fake tan make.

Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008 @ 11:55pm
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She's still ugly but looks way better than before.

Thursday, January 3rd, 2008 @ 12:09am
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So she was dressed up as Posh Spice and he as Kid Rock.

Shouldn't someone have told them that Halloween was over months ago?

Thursday, January 3rd, 2008 @ 1:28am
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Figured he was Kid Rock's step-brother taking her to Waffle House for some fine dining.

Thursday, January 3rd, 2008 @ 2:42am
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Pictures are old

http://tinyurl.com/2sxvt3

Looks like her POSH do is grown out here

Thursday, January 3rd, 2008 @ 9:19am
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she's not going for the Posh look, she's just copying Paris.

Thursday, January 3rd, 2008 @ 11:00am
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# snoopdoggydog

dude no. look at her enormous forehead and that pinocchio nose!

fugly little rat eyes too
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dude, that is exactly what i was thinking...ugly. I'd let her blow me as long as it was dark and i couldn't see her f'd up face.

Thursday, January 3rd, 2008 @ 12:14pm
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Rods son! Phew...I thought it was a baby Kid Rock.....What would that me....*contemplates* Infant Rock?

Thursday, January 3rd, 2008 @ 1:37pm
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probably not a good idea to pattern your look after Charlie Sheen in "Major League"

Thursday, January 3rd, 2008 @ 3:27pm
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those are the two ugliest guys i've seen

Friday, January 4th, 2008 @ 11:33am
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I'd fuck her. She's ok... considering.

Friday, January 4th, 2008 @ 6:36pm
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funny, shes trying even HARDER to look like her girl paris now...

and LOL the dude with those shitty tats should go and date megan fox LMAO

Saturday, January 5th, 2008 @ 1:27pm
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that is one ugly chick....rods then-wife should have swallowed Kimberly's load.

Saturday, January 5th, 2008 @ 11:08pm
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And you guys are dissing on Ellen Page?

Dude, noooooooo fucking way.

Bastardly hotness scale;

3 out of 10.

And i'm being generous cause she's tall.

Monday, January 7th, 2008 @ 5:51pm
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hah. holy shit.

thanks for the tip, man. god damn, how can one dude pop out such f'd up kids.

Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008 @ 8:20pm
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Gross! He has zits all over his chest and he still doesn't wear a shirt? What a scumbag.

Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008 @ 9:03pm
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I'd say the real master stroke is to hang out with her douchebag looking brother so she looks 500 times more elegant and sophisticated. He looks like a cross between that weiner from Sugar Ray and all the Eminem wanna-be dudes working at the Taco Bell down the street from me. Yeah, I know you are all hard and bad-ass, now make me a gordita and try to get the drink order right.

Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008 @ 11:58pm
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