Bastardly Would You? Danielle Fishel Doesn't Play For the NFL
Thursday, January 3rd, 2008 after a late four martini lunch by Moe

And the Wiki says...
Danielle Christine Fishel (born May 5, 1981, in Mesa, Arizona) is an American actress who is best known for her role as Topanga Lawrence on the 1990s TV sitcom Boy Meets World.
In 1993, at the age of 12, she began her well-known role as Topanga Lawrence on ABC's pilot series "Boy Meets World." Originally written as a small part, Topanga soon became a recurring role. After a successful first year, Fishel became a show regular.[1] Fishel's character, Topanga, was a spunky, intelligent girl who was mature beyond her years. Throughout the series, a central plot was the relationship between her and main character, Cory Matthews. Their high-school sweetheart romance took them through high school, dealing with stereotypical "after-school special" themes such as peer pressure, teen sex, infidelity, and breakups. Topanga proposed to Cory at graduation and the show followed them to college. Their characters eventually married. The long running show finally ended in 2000 after 7 years, with Cory and Topanga going to New York to pursue their careers. [Wiki]
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Poor girl's just got REALLY broad shoulders. Otherwise, she's not that bad.
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When you have broad shoulders, you don't wear strapless dresses. What an idiot.
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shes fat
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uh..
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I thought she lost weight. Are these pics old or did she gain weight?
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That is one ugly girl.
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She could lose all kinds of weight, and it wouldn't make her shoulders any less wide. Check out her wide-ish nose, clear sign that she's just naturally wide like that. I wouldn't want her to lose a pound though, I guess I just like 'em a little thick like that. I would jump DF's bones in a heartbeat! I've had a crush on her since she was a teen (don't give me the pedo comments, I was a teen then too, we're nearly the same age), and I guess I still do...
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Reminds me of Shrek!
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In order, she needs:
1) A competent stylist;
2) Better fashion sense (if #1 isn't available);
3) Somebody...ANYBODY...to work on that hair; and,
4) A session or 2 with a personal trainer.
Everything is in place for her to be attractive but it just needs to be put together better.
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I always thought she looked great back in the day, but she's packed on some hefty meat since then.
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like i said, if Princess Feona were a real person (as it is in this case) then this woman would embody (double pun-got to love it) her. Further more...oh shit...never mind.
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why would anyone wear a prom dress to an event with photographers?!
I like broad shoulders so i don' know, its more of a problem for me when anyone (girls AND guys) suffer from the tiny shoulders-bobble head syndrome.
I think her problem is she's way too pudgy on her arms, it's out of proportion with her body. It makes her look fatter than actually is.
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what the fuck!! or fug!! should've drowned that puppy
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She's got a really short neck!
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I think she's cute, why are u all so mean!?
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That dress is not doing anything for her...she looks so disproportionate.
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dear god...she looks like a ball
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5,
yes she did get in shape...shape of a bigger ball!
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She would be perfect for that niche of porn I like so much... fat girl blow bangs. I would wack it to her many times.
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Think of what those lips could do!
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I bet she has a carbonite Han Solo up in her crib. BOSHUDA!
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Topanga...Reminds me of Tapioca pudding....Not a favorite either way I look at it.
Although her eyes really are pretty.
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For all you homos who just beat off to women in magazines, this is what many real women look like. There's nothing wrong with her unless you compare her to Adriana Lima or Jessica Alba. She's not a model, she's just a former child actress.
Would I? Yes, and hard.
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I'd hit it.
/Topanga got some DSLs
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I'd hike up that dress and bend her over and grab her shoulders!! See there would be a benefit to having big shoulders! I think she looks wide because she is short and works out! I guess we will have to wait for the bikini pics!
jjm
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Well Daddy likes to wrestle and she looks like she's built for it. She looks like she could take a punch and keep on fucking. So hell yes Topanga, mount up.
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She could play linebacker for Notre Dame. Fat bitch.
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Big fat pussy ya hit it like a rottweiler
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MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Oh no.
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She's got hobbit feet as well.
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sssshhhhhiiittttttt...look at those titties... I'd hit it!
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lol where's her neck at?
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Smooth her hair out and re tweeze those brows and she'd be a lot prettier. She needs to drop some weight, it looks uncomfortable and unhealthy.
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Push her back in the water she's dying.
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@5: Yes, these pics are somewhat old.
And to answer the question: Yes, I would help her find a good personal trainer.
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ho please no.
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nice face
too bad shes fat
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You all know about this, right?
http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/12/22/fishel.arrest.ap/
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I banga Topanga
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fatty cake
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This is Hayden Panettiere 25-30 lbs heavier. Danielle Fishel has a pretty face, but she needs to lose weight and polish her hair/wardrobe. Lesson to women 5'2'' and under, no matter what the bone structure, NEVER exceed 100 lbs. Otherwise, this is the result.
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In few words: Great blowjob & great motorboating
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She used to be so pretty back then. Her face is still pretty but she can lose 30 or 40 pounds.
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I'd hit it, being Topanga and all.
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Still a cutie.
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this si pretty close to what Miley Cyrus is gonna look like in 10 years
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Yeah, that dress was really good choice for her LOL! Evidently she is not all that in the upstairs department either. Whoever else helped her with that outfit must be on something too if she aint.
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Poor thing. No neck and broad shoulders. Makes her look stumpy
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I'd Hit it
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i'd hit it. and i'd make her call me cory while i fucked her from behind.
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