Tom Brady Talks About Sex with Gisele Bundchen

If I were that guy I would ONLY leave the house to play football. The rest of the time I would be at home with my face or shlong buried deep in that chick.

I love how they both looked annoyed about being photographed.
Here's an option for you give up the lucrative contracts and move to
a farm in Iowa. No one will want your picture after that and you can finally fucking smile.

She's a man baby! I tell ya. I have this feeling he is in the closet....Or at least has his trauser leg caught or some shit....But there is gayness there. Nothing wrong with that....unless you're in the Patriots locker room anyway. I bet he's a wet towel snapper.

i will bend over and be toms center any given sunday...oowww!!!

God DAMN he's hot!!! All you middle aged, hairy backed, potbelled, balding men..take note, if you do not look like this, keep your pie holes shut about womens' flaws.

Gisele looks great too but could use 5 more pounds in the hips/butt/thigh area.

I think Sue has it right. I'm not a greek god but I'm avg. so I guess I can criticize others. Actually, I usually try to be positve and give most people on here a break.

Oh god..I wanna make out with him in a hot steamy shower...

He looks like decent material for an exercise"men's" magazine or something, even with the little piggy nose thing goin' on, which we can work with. I just never really got Bundchen, other than I guess the slight tranny thing and how modelesque supposedly can be.

Let's go Pats!

I really wish i was this guy. He's an all star quarterback for a perfect record, championship winning NFL team. He got one hottie knocked up (Bridget Moynahan) and another hottie as his gf. I usually never wish to be other people but if i could be this guy for a week...oh the possiblilties...

I like her a lot!! LOVE her style here and of course her AMAZING body!! ;))

whats up with the skater chain? and those white af1's def justifying some cracker thug.

Her legs are lovely.

as far as the brasilieras go. I'm much prefer the brazilian TV personalities to their models. Give me Sabrina Sato Rahal, Danielle Suzuki, Livia Andrade & Renata Sayuri Kajiyama over Gisele "the kraut from Rio Grande" Bundchen.

http://www.geocities.com/davesbrazil/sabrina_sato_2.jpg
http://www.danielesuzuki.com.br/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lPbAqnii9Q
http://orider.blogspot.com/2006/04/renata-sayuri.html
http://www.nihonsite.com/garota/renata/dsp_rena_1_ensaio_1.cfm

She srsly has the some of the best legs ever.

I don´t see nothing wrong with her, in fact I think she´s one of the hottest women alive nowadays, I would also try to leave the house the least as possible, I would not wabt her to feel lonely! Tom is a lucky guy, he is a great quarterback and he has Gisele as girlfriend...lucky bastard!

so that's what Tom does 'sides look gude. OK thanks Bastardly readers. it's not that there's much of anything wrong with her but just what exactly is SO right with her! I can understand why some people feel a little confused as to to what is it physically about her that makes her millions or whatever, because I am rather curious and confused about it too.

His jeans are so gay!!

I don't think Tom Brady has lost a game since dating Gisele. On the other hand, Tony Romo...

i'll tell you what sex with her must be like...doing a really skinny dude in a vagina

man all the girls and guys that call this perfect and shit...i cant believe you guys...haha develop self esteem and shit...just cuz she is the highest paid model doesnt mean she is the shit...kate moss is the second highest paid model, and she looks like shit and isnt even tall and yet is a supermodel...anyways, i hate this bitch so much so i had to vent haha

and tom brady has an ugly frankstein forehead and an ugly body...narrow shoulders with big hips...a huge turn off...a guy should have broad shoulders and narrow hips...V shape...so very sexy...yum

he has narrow shoulders???WTF???

he's dreamy!!!

@25 - haha

I think Edward Yang wants to do Tom hard from behind.

29,
i am sorry, sue...you skipped to masturbate tonight...you are too wet to be typing on here

24 that's because tom brady is good
and tony romo is not
tony romo is jake delhome

He's so f***ing hot!!!!! And he has a good fashion sense too.

he's hot. i thank god she's not one of those doped up desperate models dating a short bald old dude.

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yes, i am missing my stupid ex and his broad shoulders right now.

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NARROW!

and yes, i am missing my ex and his broad shoulders right now

Why Edward Yang..I'm not the one that called him gay.
PS. I'm not homohobic at all. Ever see him flick his eyes during a game....Sorry, it was just a though.....But don't blame Edward Yang on my words.

Leonardo's sloppy seconds...

She has great legs and nice boots
and she always seems to have perfect hair no matter the place or weather.
I like her style.

gisele is hot

@19
I think all the girls you posted are good looking except the third one.
She is plastic looking to me.

lucky bastard!

Perfect Season .... Perfect Piece of ASS!!!

So let's put this all into perspective. Leonardo breaks up with Gisele, for some Isreali dog faced fug, and his movie career tanks faster than Clint Eastwood's magnum when he's in bed with his bitch. Tom Brady scoops up this chick and has a perfect season. Gisele must have a four leaf clover pussy.

Pass that shit over here Tom, my Physician Assistant certification exam is coming up.

^^^^^
LOL
ROFL
Great one.
What exactly does a job like Physician Assistant entail???

PA's do diagnosis, prescriptions, interpretation of tests, counseling and surgical assistance. My specialty is Trauma surgery, so I will mostly be doing surgical assistance and post-test interpretation.

But to be honest, I really wanted to go into Gynecology. ;)

hahahahahhahaah 4 leaf clover pussy

hey Steve (#19)... thanks for posting those links to the other hot brasileiras... Renata Sayuri is HAWT!!!

hahahahahah
"nice couch"
at least he's not ugly as Billy Bob

gisele is perfect and brady is an unattractive pretty boy. any man who wears a scarf like that, makes me wonder what side he's really playing for.

Hey Sue lovey -yes it is double standards and unfair for imperfect men to criticize womens' flaws but thats the way of the world sweetie so get used it. Thank god i'm a bloke.

i scanned through and i agree 100% with whomever said tom brady is gay.

i also agree 100% with the tony romo is overrated comments.

guy is dogshit. hes had a year and what? 6 games? and people are comparing him to brett Favre?

funny, and i thought people overrated Roethesberger after his 1st 2 years.....looking at how people are talking about Tony Romo makes what they said 3 years ago about big ben UNDERRATING him....

fucking sad.

and BTW the only sex Tom Brady prolly actually has with Giselle is shoving it in her asshole, since, well, hes not straight....

The both traded up from their loser exes.

He is so hot I want to cry! Hot Damned!

1st page 2nd pic.
She looks like Julia Roberts

yet we've seen; models enjoy dating sportmen. I think they're both fuming over trifles. If you are a celebrity, they will take your pics and you'll be a toy for magazines. That's just the way it goes..

@ 34 and 55, why hate on romo so much???? it's not his fault the cowboys landed # 1 in the nfc and ended up with homefield advantage...... oh wait it is! so hate on! :) lol jk
and honestly i don't think romo is as great as some people said he was. he's no brett favre by a long shot (a very long shot). and when romo has a bad day, he has a really, really bad day. in fact, he plays so bad at times that it makes me wonder how the cowboys ever became 13-3. but he's a likeable, humble guy and when he has a good day he can actually be phenomenal. and when he has a bad day, he takes full responsibility for it. and that is something you don't often find in a quarterback (take rex grossman as an example). which makes him, in my opinion, so very different from tom brady. brady, to me, is cocky and arrogant and when his team doesn't play their best, i've never seen him take responsibility. but his team has done something that no other team in nfl history has done, and that's have a 16-0 season. so even though i hate him (and i'll admit it's only because he's soo good) i can't sit here and say he's overrated, because he's not. and neither is romo! so unless you're a patriots fan (who are mostly only bandwagon fans anyway), you're team can't compare to the boys in blue and silver so hate on! haha

in all fairness....the cowboys were a better 13-3 team than the pats were at 16-0.

no offence but when 6 of your 16 wins are against the 7-9 bills, 4-12 jets, and 1-15 dolphins...and your pretty much in the weakest division in football...

the 16-0 patriots arent NEARLY as good as a 16-0 record says they are.

as for my fav team, well cindy, the packers have the SAME RECORD as dallas 13-3...and the game dallas won, favre was out for 3 full quarters...and the cowboys only won by 10.

so homefield or NOT.....with favre at QB for 4 quarters, dallas would NOT have won that game OR had homefield advantage...and im PRAYING they meet in the title game.

as for Rex Grossman since you mentioned him, chicago is fucking stupid for not having Kyle Orton as its starter....the guy leads them to the playoffs when grossman goes down 2 years ago...and he started 3 games this year, 2 he won, one VERSUS Green Bay...and the 3rd he SHOULDVE won....im confused as to why he keeps getting shoved down to third string....

honestly, if i was the Jets or miami, or any other team in need of a QB...id be trading for him.

I had a naughty dream about TB last night. Yes, he's sexy, but that's it. I think he's good at that sport he plays, but I don't really care. He was a total a-- to one of my friends plus the whole sperm donor father factor doesn't look good.

MMM Tom Brady is so fucking sexy. He should be with a girl ... a little "wider" than Giselle. Not fatter. Good couple, tough, both rich and good looking. God. I want that man's dick.

Wait for the porno folks.

i just wanna say that Bret Favre is the hottest dude ever!!!!!

Tom Brady is some neat guy ever... perfection quarterback, THATS WHY PATRIOTS ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

go #63 sandra P!!!!

I'd like to point out that theres probably about 1% of Pats fans that follow the bandwagon and cheer for this record breaking team. The reason is simple: Everyone has become panzy little girls that seriously only talk crap (which is the only reason I posted) and seem to be pretty jealous. I know it's not always the case but stop for a second and read your posts. Then look in the mirror, kids ;)

I don't think Gisele is the hottest thing on earth, but she sure is hotter than anything I could get, and hotter than anything most of you (and most people on earth) will ever touch. She doesn't seem to be to be any kind of a bad person, so don't hate. She is extremely cute and just to tip off half of you posting, relationships aren't made purely through looks. And hey, I'd get pissed if I knew my picture would be used for crap like this. Oh, and it's pretty freezing in New England lol, and I doubt he dresses up each day trying to look pretty for you cool kids. Haha, my two cents, payce.

He should be the model....because she is so fuckin UGLYYYYYYYYYY.

but she is perfect like this too..that's why she's a supermodel.

I'm with E Normous Johnson on this one. I'd leave for work and family emergencies only. Other than that, I'm going to be exploring her lovely body until I had it memorized. She looks great and doesn't need to gain an ounce.

Anyone who feels attracted to this uber tranny is probably a fag, let´s face it, it doesn´t get any manlier than Gisele.

homeboy has it made in the shade.

yeah as a die-hard redskins fan, Romo looked straight SHOOK last sunday...jess put a curse on homeboy i swear and i think we gonna see them again in Big D...i hope chick shows up wearing that babygirl 9 jersey cuz they dont want to play DC if it comes down to it.

29,
he is wearing a thick ass jacket and a sweater underneath...so his shoulders dont look narrow...and on the field, he is wearing pads

damn you tom brady and not bcuz he's with Gisele. yo i ain't gonna lie i was the biggest tom brady hater but i've turned. reasons for the change 1. he's a good looking dude, 2. a hell of a QB, and 3. he's rocking white on white af1s.

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