Britney Spears On Track For 2008 Death; Takes Kid Hostage, Ends Up In Ambulance

What the fuck is wrong with her?! Bitch has everything! She shouldn't be like this and it sad that she is....I don't know if this is just a publicity stunt or what...but I hope she gets REAL help, real fast

She's fucking up!

Just how Dave chappelle would say on his show.

She's a mentally ill junkie - the big bad double whammy of insanity.
Now I know why she shaved her head - electro-shock therapy.

Time for a good old fashioned mercy killing.

She kinda looks like Anne Heche...

i like the cd, shes still hot, fucc everyone whu posted b4 me!!!

and so it begins....

I think we have the makings of one of the funniest comedies of '08.

Hope Lohan won't let Spears take it home by herself.

Its tragic - personally I would suggest that Moe vow never to post any more Brittany stuff until she gets her life back together.

Who the hell is Brittany?

the idiocy never ends with this freek show...

Nice waste of taxpayers dollars if you ask me. 4 police cars, a couple of ambulances and a fire truck. Couldn't they just give her a 4 gallon frapuccino and a 82 oz bag of cheetos? Then come back in two days to collect the body.

all of that shit for her??? America is becomin a fuckin laughing stock seriously. I turned on CNN today and this was wtf they were reporting on. This is absolutely ridiculous.

Maybe after Eric Cartman gets rid of the hippies, he can straighten Britney out.

PWNED!

HELP HER!! I'm so sad for her. She does not deserve all those crazy paparazzis.. She needs psyciatrics and medication! Omg, she used to be so great and sweet. Now she has hit the rock bottom which means that THE NEXT STEP WILL BE SUICIDE IF SHE DOES NOT GET THE HELP SHE NEEDS NOW. This is dead serious.

Totally Phil.....First he does the fucking Chipmunks movie and now Jason Lee's on the LAPD. That guy gets around. Wonder if he has a cruiser or if he skateboards around.

Everybody wants to see the drama, so, thats what is being shown. Just because she has an argument with someone, all of a sudden she's a drug addicted crazy woman? The kids are fine, she is a bit off but not a druggie and isn't mental. this shit has gotten blown way out of proportion. Folks, IT'S A CUSTODY BATTLE! He said-She said bullshit. Since when did everyone start believing everything they read?

Scary thing is, after all this drama, they say she tested clean for drugs and alcohol. Bitch is just straight up naturally nuts.

She did not take drugs. All the tests were negative. She is just a really lonley person. I won`t point my my finger

I volunteer as an EMT, if I had her in my ambulance I would tell my driver to take the long way to the hospital and try a get a blow job from this crazy bitch. If she declined I would shock her with the defibrillator.

I bet she finally goes in August.

I'm starting to feel sorry for her...

my daughters boyfriend is from Germany, and her says people in Europe really do think Americans, as a whole, are mostly obese, & are all morons and stupid. He went on further to say it is mainly because the only images they see are of Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Lindsey Lohan, the late fat whore Anna Nicole Smith etc. etc. Those little fucked up tramps are giving all of us a bad name.
Individually, he thinks were great, but it is because of the images our own media puts out there for the world to see. I honestly dont know one person that gives a care about BS, PH or LL, ANS, or Hollywierd in general. But that is all the media shoves down our collective throats.
As for me, i hope this washed up zit faced no talent flabby useless camera whoring piece of shit "mother" hag pulls an Anna Nicole Smith and saves the oxygen for the rest of us.
Those boys would be much better with K-fed permanently. They wont even miss her drugged/drunk ass at such a young age.

I reckon there's a competition between spears and lohan - who can be the biggest drugged-out camera whore

then i guess the winner will be the one who survives longer???actually if britney continues at this speed shell be dead by july...

jesus...she really needs help

At least Lindsey Lohan is just a F'n Party Animal (and Sex Fiend, ... like that's bad) - Britney is NUTS. How long until they find her Body?

She probably didn't like all the 'knocked up' attention her sister was getting. She's a disgusting diseased/dirty whore.

"Dodgemagnum:
The kids are fine, she is a bit off but not a druggie and isn’t mental. this shit has gotten blown way out of proportion. Folks, IT’S A CUSTODY BATTLE! He said-She said bullshit. Since when did everyone start believing everything they read?"

No actually, I don't believe everything I read - you pompous ass.
Right - she's fine. No need for intervention.
Nice visiting you on your planet, Dodgemagnum.
Be sure to beam Britney up with you.

this is all her moms fault.. seriously her mom is a moron.

Sure, Dodgemagnum, that's perfectly ok behavior... in trailer parks.

Look at her face. She may not be on something, but she is totally out of it. I say she goes before Lindsay Lohan. I'll give her until the middle of the year. June or July.

I don't see Lindsay dying anytime soon. She doesn't seem as out of it as Britney.

LMAO Hey Ed, imagine Jason Lee tooling around LA in a police uni on his skate board fighting crime...

too fucking great

Goodness I can imagine the publicity on that biography! She needs to get a hold of herself. Everyone should go check out my website! Theres a video on there showing clips from my new show! check it out! www.myspace.com/dylanlovejd

Bitch needs a straight jacket and a padded cell now. What the fuck happened to her? She had it all at one time. Sad.....

you can't blame this on her mom. not all famous stars turned nutty like she did. it's all relative. blame it on the addiction. she is in need of drugs, that's why she's fuckin up

#45

Not all famous stars has a mom like Lynne Spears

hmm now not even porn would make me take an interest on her

I hope she shoots herself soon

i don't understand your comments... she seems perfectly happy to me. shouldnt we be happy with & for her?

I guess Im in the minority with Britney and Phillip I think she still looks good. And I use to live in Germany for 3 years and they are definately more fatter than Americans. And Americans are always popular in other countries but rarely do you see foreign celebs being famous over here. And why do all the famous musicians tour overseas. Because they are obsessed with Americans yet at the same time talk bad about us.

52. they are not obsessed, they are amused at how stupid you are. like circus freaks.

^That's taking interest... most countries (especially Western ones) do take interest in America and it's pop culture. On the other hand, most Americans are very indifferent towards other countries.

As for "stupid" isn't it stupid to judge the average American from a few celebrities? Since we're speaking about Germany, this is the country where neo-nazism is rampant and a whole town chased after a group of immigrants with broke glass bottles recently... LOL @ circus freaks.

Your headline says it all. SMH

This is a thread about how fucked up Britney is, not all of America. Why turn it into a Germany vs. America thread? There are fuck ups and dumbasses in every country in the word. It's a tired argument. Now keep this bitch locked up!!!

Now Dr. Phil has gone to visit this crazy bitch in the hospital and she is supposed to be on his show next week. He'll probably hold her hand, cry, and kiss her psychotic ass. Puke!

Wow. Britney has outcrazied even Michael Jackson and that's hard to do! In all of his craziness, I don't remember Michael being taken away to the mental institution on a gurney! DAYYUMMM Britney, get your shit together girl!!!

I want to spit in the face of this dirty-ass, disgusting, SELFISH, ATTENTION-HUNGRY piece of shit human being. Everyone should have stopped paying attention when this bitch shaved her head and she would have gone away.

Your right in fact, I lived in Korea and Japan and Koreans are obsessed with Meg Ryan and In japan they love Paris Hilton. And explain why McDonalds is famous all over the world they even have McDonalds in Egypt. But you dont see some foreign type of fast food chain thats famous here in the US.

britany is a silly twat. she proves it a least once weekly...

German people shouldn't look at people like Britney, Lindsey, and Paris thinking that these twats represent all of America then. If they do, they should know better than to stereotype like that. That's like Americans looking at crack whores like Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty and thinking they represent all of England. I'm an American and I don't think everyone in England is a meth-mouthed, heroin addict because of those two losers. Or that all English women are anorexic because Victoria Beckham and Keira Knightley supposedly are.

people that say she is clean of drugs are FULL OF SHIT. sure sure...she tested "clean", but what defines a clean test? well for one, prescription meds do not count toward a positive result. So she can have all the junk that Anna Nicole used to poison herself with, and as long as it has a prescription to her, she's good to go. And OF COURSE she can pay off the docs for whatever she wants. And as far as alcohol goes, how the fuck do they test her for booze? Have a cop follow her every move?

final note....what a big fucking waste of our tax dollars, with all the squad cars and cops that responded to this overblown piece of shit story. And what the hell did they need a FIRE TRUCK there for? Where was there a fire? In case she gets the sudden urge to light her hair on fire? They should make this self absorbed bitch pay the gov't back every last penny for their wasted service on this call.

I seriously wish that she kills herself sometime soon. Anyone that makes K-Fag look like man of the year deserves to be shot.

Yes Papi, the only way this will end is her dead in the tub o.d. on pills. People will say its the media or publics fault, but it will be her dumb cunt's fualt. I hate the stupid whore.

Hey papi, what test did you preform on her to be able to say weather or not she was drinking or on drugs? I assume you're making your JUDGEMENTS from all the lab results you got after the blood work ups? Myself, I don't really like to make assumptions about things I have really no idea about but thats just me and as everyone knows, I am a pompus ass and all.
BTW, I'm guessing you all believe in aliens? Right? I mean there has been many articles written about the testimony of eye witnesses and their accounts and all those photographs that are undoubtingly authentic pictures of UFO....lol

please. i lived in america for 10 years, you all stereotype and you are all ignorant. 10 YEARS OF EXPERIENCE IN YOUR COUNTRY!!! SO DO NOT SAY THAT WHO EVER TALKS BAD ABOUT AMERICA KNOWS NOTHING, IT IS ALL CORRECT, YOU PEOPLE DESERVE THE STUPID CROWN!

There is no mystery at all to any of this. Britney Spears is a classic textbook case of Bipolar mental illness. Any mental health professional will tell you this. She can get help, but she has to admit she's mentally ill. She will never do this; therefore, she will not accept help. She will end up harming herself or others. It's inevitable the way she's going. It's just a matter of when.

LOL, BRITNEY SPEARS NEEDS SOME HELP!!! OH GOD!!!

#67 I suppose you met every single person in America since you lived here for 10 years? You are making yourself sound ignorant with your stereotyping of an entire nation. Good riddance then.

Eat shit and die bitch!

"What the fuck is wrong with her?! Bitch has everything! She shouldn’t be like this and it sad that she is….I don’t know if this is just a publicity stunt or what…but I hope she gets REAL help, real fast"

Exactly, the bitch HAS everything, and that's why she acts the way she does, obviously. She fucks up because she's completely aware she'll get help and the media will go crazy over her hairless cunt. Seriously, do any of you feel pity for this woman? Whatever comes for this bitch is profit. Stop giving her attention/buying her crappy music and she will stop in no time.

LEAVE THIS BITCH ALONE ALREADY!

She's dead already.. at least for me. I mean the old britney, this lady is somebody else, some seriously f***ed up mentally ill person in need of help. But what what do people do? They forget she's a person too. She's just like anyone of us, she's fragile and everything, but she's also a victim of paparazzis, which I guess none of us others are. She's a person without the most important human right: privacy. She won't tolerate this sh*t for ever. People don't get her seriosly, people don't understand she's crying for help. Instead of that, people are calling her nuts and crack wh*re or what ever.. what's wrong with people? why don't we just leave her alone for like a year and let her get better in the company of real helpers: her family and mental health professionals.

i still choose britney over that talentless washed out attention seeking conceited tramp that is lilo.
go britney.

I'm not even mildly surprised by anything she does anymore, if she gets naked in the middle of the street and starts eating her own poop next week I won't bat an eyelid.

yeah she has everything, but broke up jesus after she got rich. she needs to go back to him.....

I was hoping that was the euthanasia wagon that picked her up.

DRUG`S!!!!!! She is a junky & needs help.

who cares?

i blame Justin :D

didnt realize the dude from Mallrats, My Name Is Earl, Chasing Amy, Alvin And The Chipmunks, etc, etc, is now moonlighting as a cop.

interesting

WOW! WTF? IT IS SHE'S "DRUGGED"?, FUCK GIRL... SHE NEEDS SOME HELP!!!

Britney maybe if you wanted your kids you should have come to your court appointed hearings instead of joy riding with a friend. Honestly, Bastardly the next post I want to see from Britney is when she commits suicide, that is, if she's smart enough to get it right.

No...I actually HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...pause for catching my breath: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

Do I have to be the one to say I THINK ITS TIME EVERYONE LEFT THIS WOMEN ALONE FOR AWHILE.

u know, i hate to admit it....but i still think britney is kinda hot....and honestly, the crazier she gets....the hotter im finding her....but sadley....shes fucked OPEC rotem, and that dude puts his dick in anything, so, id have to pass on her...

but shes still pretty hot...and god, psychoness is such an attractive quailty in a chick sometimes...

And Number 56 because people take a person like Britney Spears or Paris Hilton and say they represent America, I actually happened to like Germany it was a good experience for me.

yeah really who gives a shit?