From The Bastardly Archives... 3 Years Ago!

they are both hot but look washed out in this pic...just wasted maybe? alba's blonde hair doesn't help. come to think of it she looks like she's been crying. sad.

Come on Eva. Move your hand up a bit, it would really help me with bustin this nut.

ew ew EEEEEEWWWWW!

my eyes have just spontaneously combusted

omfg, u destroyed my eyes u fucker...

Get a new line Willlover

http://www.moejackson.com/archives/2007/10/24/guess-the-tramp-stamp-2/#c...

Jessica Alba quotes:

“I hope that my recent work will help producers get past my hotness.”

“I don’t know why people are so obsessed with my ass!”

“I have curves, I can’t help it. My aunts are fat.”
This bitch annoys the shit out of me.
She announced her pregnancy before she was showing or there was ANY interest in the story whatsoever. Who does that? People after publicity.

She shops on RODEO DRIVE. What the F is she thinking if she wants to be left alone?

Alba: “The paps? I could give two shits about them.” said:
====Well, you better give two shits about them. They are why we know about you. Oh and I guess partly of why we know about you is because you did all of those skanky spreads in Maxim.

Miss “I’m shy. I’m boring. I don’t show much butt or cleavage.”