Bastardly Breaking News!! Pregnant Jessica Alba Shows Off Her Baby Bump!
Friday, January 4th, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Not that any of you care, but did you know that J. Alba suffers from obsessive-compulsive disorder? She talked about it in a recent interview w/ Cosmo...
On her past obsessive-compulsive disorder: "I used to unplug every single appliance in my house. Or I'd double-check every door in my house to make sure it was locked at night. It was like a panic come over me and I had to do something, and once I did it, I was OK. I didn't even really know that I had it until I got older and went to a doctor and he was like, 'That sounds a little OCD.'
"But it was really me needing to control something. I think once you realize that you do have the power to control your life, it can be changed. You don't have to be a victim of it. You just have to A) acknowledge it, and B) start to change it. When there's something that's not at peace inside, it comes out in another way. You have to find the peace with those things that are unsettling to you." [Detroit Free Press]
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Unplugging the toaster and checking the door locks twice hardly qualifies someone as OCD. There was another useless 'actress' bitch who recently claimed to be OCD because she tidied her hotel room before the maid got there. Right.
If this douche wants to control things, she should start with what comes out of her swollen mouth.
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God, when will this worthless cunt shut the fuck up?
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Yummy mummy!!! I can understand why she hate`s all the attention. "Fuck fame that shit is lame!"
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i can believe she's OCD...if i was pregnant, i would probably be eating a cheesy gordita crunch and watching the tyra banks show (i do that now and i'm not pregnant haha)...and while i agree that it's great to work out and keep in shape throughout her pregnancy, why don't we see any pictures of her eating? shopping? relaxing at the beach? she knows that her body is her meal ticket and she's desperate to stave off any weight gain so that she can get it back asap after the baby (don't think she can survive on just acting 'skills'). also...wouldn't it be terribly annoying to wear a hat in the gym? having the sweaty material rub against your forehead? hm...well she's cute anyways.
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Good Lord...im so annoyed by this bitch...wasnt she always talking about how innocent she was???? I bet she goes down like britney...
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Looks like she is getting that pregnancy acne. Not hot!
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OCD? reallly now. I'm still in shock of the pregnancy itself? I wonder what all the men in the world were thinking when that news went around. Everyone should come check out my website! I'm having a tv show come out that everyone should see! Details and video on my page! www.myspace.com/dylanlovejd
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she is SO annoying!!!! shes covering her face because shes got a MAJOR breakout.
but shes so skinny!!!! well, nicole richie got preggo......
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she talks too much.
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Not being snarky, but seriously, she's not talented enough for her acting career to survive the next 9 months. Pregnancy is only allowed in Hollyweird if you're worth waiting for. Not just your body.
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@ #10 true
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i hope she fades into obscurity
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her ACNE is LEGENDARY!!!!!!
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Got Ache???
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SHE'S LETTING HERSELF GO!! Hideous clothing with grease stains & showing off the acne...she's going the way of the Britney!!
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boring... that makes me not get into lighting mode...
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@ #17 im sick of her too. she needs to STFU and just go away. shes always had acne, i saw some pics of her not preggo all acne-ed out. gross.
hey, maybe it isnt "acne" around her MOUTH, but then again, we dont know WHERE her herpes is, mwahahahahaha
all kidding aside, shes not cute, and if you look closley at her tank, theres a design of chains around her belly, i thought that was pretty funny, like shes trying to stop the growth of her ever expanding waistline.
what a moron, people like her should not be able to breed.
lets all wait for SAVVY to show up and insult us lol
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oh shut up, wait until all of you get pregnant..... there so many thing that will happen to you. many of you gonna think twice about talking shit about a pregnant lady, not just jessica.
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oh, get over your "goddess", me me
no one is hating, were just saying the TRUTH! DEAL WITH IT!!!!
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