Bastardly Breaking News!! Hayden Panettiere Wears a Training Bra! Aaaw

FINALLY someone else sees the truth about her body...Stumpy The Wonder Troll has the body of a 10 year old boy.

god id so pay to see someone run up behind her and kick her the fuck down when this smug cunt is bent over....then have chris tucker run up behind her and yell...

"you jus got knocked da fuck out"

trainning bra huh? doesn't matter, i'd use her other attributes. i.e. mouth, vagina or other such useful anatomical parts. not looking too hot here though hayden. but i'd still hit it up and down. thats right...

nice friday reference McCracken, lol.

Is she driving a Monster truck? I didn't think so, but her waist is almost as tall as the tire. She must be tiny.

I have moved her to the bottom of my "girls I'd love to bang" list because she is not hoaring it up enough. I wish she would atleast show us some nipple or maybe a little vagina.

I just don't find her exciting at all.

Yes. You and your toight little body!

She looks like a "Generation Y" boy with a "Baby Boomer's" hairline.

i think it might be bigger than her Loki....

Chilly day was it, Stumpy?

...i don't like to brag, but... thats the exact reason i would love to bang her. she would get so broken in half.

Loki, THAT id actually like to encoruage and see....

Caitie, as long we can save the bulk of the blood so i can take a bath in it.....i know actually where i can get a 36, 42, 48, and 52 inch lawnmower to use, or in fact where i could borrow a wood chipper.......we could throw her through THAT and i could recreate a scene from "Dancin In The Rain", in a suit and tie and and umbrella doing a nice 2 step around a light pole....

i was using a chainsaw today, i wish i saw these pictures yesterday, i wouldve pretended that tree was this smug cunts body.

Wood chipper? Hold on.. (zips pants, phew) Ok, go ahead Phil.

That's quite a big car for such a tiny midget.

Ugly, stumpy useless troll with Hobbit-feet and the face of a punching ball.

arms fatter than tits

I'd fuck her so gently.

I saw pics of her and her bf like yesterday on some website.

Ya know,Phil..an obsession often involves hatred against the person..see where I'm going with this..

how much $$ does the bastardly get just to put this fug on the website?

trust me, we're dirt poor. it's the sad reality of running a "hate on everything (except for really hot women) that moves" website

Lokiman,that was kinda sick!!Do you guys really think like that??

Leave Hayden alone! ::in Chris Crocker tone::

Perfect. Tight. Toned.

LoL at her tires that come up to her waist.

No now frig off and wash your bastard curtains you dirty cow.

i do Pam. honestly if she dies horribly you wont see me saying anything different about her, and then people we attack me for being insensitive.

shes one of those people who is famous for absolutley no reason. and shes smug about it.

so if by soem chance she suffers greatly in the near future, i will be revelling in her destruction.

lol pam sue morrison. maybe it's a little sick, but i think McCracken beats me on the sick front. you could take my comment as a complimant to hayden (in a very disturbing way lmao.).

and Loki's just talking about what i want to happen to Stumpy here.... throw in what i would do for and TO Ashley Tisdale... i may in fact be crazy.....hm, maybe thats why i want to marry britney....

Not my type but at least she works out.

i want to sock this bitch in the mouth

Awww...she can reach the car door handle...Look who's a big girl now.

OH BTW... if that picture of her unlocking the backdoor is her car, thats a Porsche Cayenne i believe, which is WAY too much car for her.

shouldnt she br driving a Mini or one of those Smart Cars? but then again, she cant drive a smart car now can she...

Hey Phil...wanna run her over with a lawnmower and then feed her chunks to a hungry pirahna?

anyone know hayden's favorite color?

LOL Loki, u know, id actually LOVE to see NWA drive by and shoot this bitch, or, at least wish Eazy E was still alive so he could infect Stumpy with the AIDS her died from...

she should be driving my dick.