Miss Howard TV For January, 2008 Might Be A Prostitute
Tuesday, January 8th, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Danielle DeMarco
What's the team over there @ Howard.TV smoking?! You can't go from Joanna Krupa to this chick. I hope this isn't foreshadowing a year filled w/ skanky hos.
Anyway, check out the full gallery over @ their website & don't forget to give your rating (out of 10 stars).
Facial ugliness and ridiculous implants is rarely a winning combination.
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Mr Chubby would get all nasty with that.
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anyone care to guess the age????
it's 22, what a fun game that was
and i watched the video, it is marginally better as you can't see all of her at once to get the true horror.
and her aspirations run to opening a hair salon and getting naked in playboy, truly an angel.
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here's what her 20-Question survey says...
What do you do from 9-5?
I'm a hairstylist. I've been doing it since I was fifteen and am planning on having my own salon in the next few years.
How can a regular guy get a date with you?
Just be confident, approach me with a smile and have something to say. Don't let me catch you ogling me, I mean if you’re gonna do it, be a little discreet huh
Where do you see yourself in 20 years?
I see myself running a successful business and raising my family. Maybe by then I could have a reality show..hey it happened for Snoop.
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I generally like my 22 yr olds to look under 40.
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Fake slut.
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this girls, the hooters girls...I always visually relate them to porn
They’re so ugly, plastic...
I'm a girl, but if I was a man I would like my women to be more natural, clean, and feminine, with their own breasts...
I'm happy that in my country we don't have those "female" specimens
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3,
where do I meet a guy like you?!
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heaven, or england if you can't wait
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When Miss Howard TV offers to date Artie for free you know she isn't that hot.
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She's 22??? That's fucking frightening. Bad news when you're going downhill that early.. it will be a rough landing
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13,
hahahahahahaha
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What a bunch of fucking homos read this site. 99% of you have never even fingered a babe as hot as the one in the pic. She is a total babe. Are you losers just angry that she wouldnt even piss on you?
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an average of 7.6 on the howard stern website though, quite clearly men are fucking idiots (me being the exception). ugly, quite possibly old or just haggard, ridiculous implants and general skankiness meant a solid 0 rating from me, she's too fucking filthy looking to even do gonzo porn in my not very humble opinion
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this chick definitely takes her clothes off for a living
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Actually, I saw her on Howard TV and she was smokin hot. Great body and the face wasn't bad either. I think Artie offered her 30 grand to fuck him.
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The selection process may need reviewing over there.....
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