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Wednesday, January 9th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

On this day in Bastardly History...Paris Hilton & Kim Kardashian proposition a threesome to Justin Timberlake at Alpha Dog Premiere

























Nothing that a well placed landmine wouldn't fix.
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Birds of a feather flock together.
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I wanna get that chain around her neck and strangle her.
Paris, sort ya eye out.
Kim, sort ya lips out.
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Well, at least they can economise and share one tampon between them...
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my fantasy starts off like this, me taking this picture
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u just KNOW between both of them, they own a complete collection of STD's.
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Funny Phil!
The STD's are like and Aura of VD germs around them both.
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