Bastardly Breaking News!! Ashlee Simpson in a Bikini! Pete Wentz NOT WEARING A HOODIE!!
Thursday, January 10th, 2008 late in the damn evening, after tantric sex by Moe
For some odd reason, Ashlee dragged Pete & friends to Costa Rica. By the looks of these pictures, it appears as if Pete didn't have too much fun.
For those of you anxiously awaiting a Pete & Ashlee sex tape, don't count on it. There's more chance of a Pete & John or Pete & Charlie or Pete & Tom sex tape than a Pete & Ashlee sex tape surfacing anytime soon.
So, with that in hand, here's Ass trying to get some ass...
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Nice boobs. Work on your posture. Pete Wentz is ugly.
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pasty white people.
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and hes wearing his shoes to the beach al la justin bobby on the hills. "Homeboy wore combat boots to the beach."
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is he wearing a black pedicure??? what a tool
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pams, are you suggesting he's gay...?!
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She looks good. He looks like a dooshbag MOOK. Mod`s are gay!
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I don't think that's nail polish, I think it's nail FUNGUS....
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She is a skinny girl but have a strange body proportions. I think she needs a gym because something is up with that body, am i right? Or am i only to think so?
The boy needs help i think. How old he is now? 28?? He dress like a fake depressive 13 yr old emo boy in teenage phase. He needs to get over it!!
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Pete! Get Fat! Grow the mullet! Eat a ham sandwich for breakfast with mayo and bacon everyday! It's the only way to get away from this woman! It's your only hope to a happier future!
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Pete is hot! mmmm, damn I want him.
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Weird. I kind of want to fuck her.
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nice body ash...
pete wankz, needs to fuck off
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LOOOVE the captions, you guys should do it more often.
Ashlee's got no waist whatsoever.
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lol...captions...
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Must...find...hoodie... LOL =)))
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I like both of them
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Pete used to be hot to me, but now.. Eh.
And Ashlee is shaped like a fucking box, seriously, ALL of the body genes went to Jessica: The legs, the abs, the rack, etc.
These two truly weird me out, but the captions had me cracking the fuck up though.
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I'd throw her a bone, she probably has Daddy issues! Their toe nail polish matches, probably foreplay!
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Her body is actually better than I would have thought, buried underneath all of her *hardcore* designer outfits.
As for Pete, just stop already. We all know you're bi, it's time to mix things up now.
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She looks good. He is a mess though with all those dumb tatoos (wtf is up with the necklace tattoo?) and depressive emo hair.
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Ashlee looks very fuckable in these pictures. First time.
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yes @10!
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lmfao!! He looks so gay in pic 7, that caption is fucking hilarious
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CHEESE!!
lol
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She looks nasty. Her sister definitely got the better genes. Pete looks shitty with or without a shirt.
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this emo fag has no idea how to handle a Simpson in bed.
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i have to admit Jess looks babygirl hot in that pink 9 jersey....showing up on sunday?
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Right now I'm thinking of the scene from Caddyshack where Judge Smells is telling Bill Murray he wants the entire pool scrubbed, sanitized, and disinfected.
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That's officially the nastiest body I have ever seen.
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Decent bod on Ashlee; not great but not bad.
And is it just me or does she have massive feet?
He has painted toenails? *shudders*
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ew, she has no waist
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Pete is hideous, Ash has nice boobs (but an unflattering bikini) and there's nothing really wrong with her although she does have a wide waist and thin thighs..the boobs keep her from having a "boyish" figure
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tattoos*
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I meant jesus, what man would paint his fuckin' toes???
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Damn what is up with her body, straight like a board.
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Ash n pete r the best celeb cuple in ma opinion.. they r both so talented n have so much to look forward to in the future. Good Look Guys.
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