ATTN Producers: Jessica Alba Will Not Sleep With You For Roles!

I've read some bizarre quotes from this cunt over the past few days. Is she really saying this shit on the record?

Insufferable

And judging by her use of the english language, it confirms my long held suspicions: Jessica Alba talks dirty in bed! Nice!

Giving sex to some producer may not have been part of her deal, but it likely sealed a few deals. She's a terrible actress. She should go back to starring with dolphins as a supporting actress.

Liar, liar!

This chick needs to shut the fuck up. She is COMPLETELY ruining it for me!!!!!!!!!!!

she still has that ever present pissed off look. and yes, she did say those things. she's said them in many interviews whenever her sexuality is brought up. any quote that's floating around attributed to her is most likely going to be true.

i would like her more if she would shut up and just pose. it's all she's good for. there are some articles that call her "the smart actress" because she reads books on nanotechnology and history, etc. wow, how about working towards a Ph.D? or going to college? maybe then i'll consider her "the smart actress." graduating from high school at 16 does not count as smart. there are little 8 years olds who are in college. bitch.

she is such a self-absorbed bitch. she thinks she's a bigger star than she really is. I hope she dies in labor.

Nice potty mouth, soon-to-be MOM. You actually want your kids to read this about you when they are in school? The other kids are going to rip them to shreds on the playground. "Sally's mommy fucks for roles. Sally's mommy fucks for roles." Better start putting some money away for Sally's mental-health care.

#12 I know tis is bastardly and we say some fucked up shit but that might be taking it too far.

well.....okay.....at least I hope it is a long and painful labor and the kid is ugly as fuck.

Amen, Tapper.

# 15 Yeah, that's better : O

She tells her self people want to see me in movies beacus Im a good actress not just a pritty face. Like when a fat girl says shes pritty but shes realy ugly. It just stuff people say to make them feal better about them sealf.

Did she forget about when she did James Cameron?

Pack your bags, Alba, YOU’RE DONE.
YOU SPENT ALL THAT TIME POSING HALF NAKED AND TAKING SEXY ROLES THEN B*TCHING ABOUT IT. “I HATE GETTING THE SEXY ROLES!”
THAT NOBODY F*CKIN’ CARES ANYMORE, OK?
AS I SAID BEFORE: YOUR ONLY TALENT BESIDES POSING LIKE THIS, TALKING **** AND TALKING ABOUT YOUR LOOKS.
I’VE HEARD SHE’S DONE HER SHARE OF C*CK SUCKING FOR PARTS.

In Fantastic Four, she wore a wig. I never understood them having cast her in that movie, since the character is really a white girl. She looked so stupid with the blue contacts and orange wig. I guess she sucked somebody off for that role, too.

this is funny.

right now people are getting killed in kenya and many are starving, and we are here taking out our anger on alba, poor alba. t if we were living in kenya, there would be more important things to worry about.

She used her body to get into the industry then she started b*tching that she only got the “sexy roles!” and that she hates to be considered sexy, then she follows it with spreading it in every guy’s magazine in existence.

“I’m so tired of getting the sexy roles! I want to be a serious actress.”

Then don’t accept the SEXY ROLES, and stop posing half naked, idiot.

I am actually digging her with the pixi'ish blonde wig... it fits her for some reason.

26,
thats cuz she is dumb

Lol...look at you sub 50 point IQ clowns talking about how there are people in Kenya starving. Listen bozos, no one gives a flying fuck what you think is more important. Why don't you take a one-way plane trip to Kenya, then I can finance the warlords to rocket grenade your plane and chuckle at the news story.

Also, SMH at you clowns calling her dumb. When Bar made a statement about knowing HOW TO READ, you fools were ready to start calling her Professor Bar. While Jessica over here, finished HS 2 years early and reads engineering texts, you call her unintelligent. Fuk outta here, you over the hill wannabe models and tight pant wearing fags.

LOL yeah, i believe that.... she never used her sexuality.... LMFAO best quote of the week right there....

http://blog.vh1.com/2008-01-08/jessica-alba-is-a-total-hypocrite/comment...

She has a plastic nose.

www.hollywoodplastic.com

And she picks her butt.
http://socialitelife.buzznet.com/2005/08/03/jessica_alba_digging_for_gol...

like if anyone would want to go there, hell no, its scary, i wouldnt go there. hey but im not saying anything bad about alba, there is no point, its not like shell read this anyways and i bet she doesnt even care what anyone says because she is rich and pretty.

30,
she IS dumb...she might be acedemically smart (how smart do you have to be to finish high school, though?) but that doesnt mean she is intelligent

she'll get my respect when she
(1) actually makes a movie where she's not a total barbie doll and standing there reading lines.
(2) own up to the fact that she is not a good actress and she is so wooden to the point that a piece of cardboard would make a more compelling performance than her. and keeps posing for maxim and actually posing for playboy NUDE.

i don't think either of these is going to happen. just a hunch.

and she's still dumb b/c she has good publicity (high fashion magazine covers, offers for endorsements) but she fucks it all up because she has to talk talk talk. shut up, bend over, and take it in the ass like the herpes whore she is.

hehe

bitch played a stripper in SIN CITY. That is the only thing she did. How can you fucking turn around and say you want to be taken seriously? Now, before any of you say Demi Moore played a stripper, lemme stop you...1) Demi Moore never said she wanna be taken seriously and bitched about her sexuality in the media..and 2) her movie (as pathetic as it was) had a context... but this skank played a stripper dancing around a pole for 10 seconds...stupid people piss me off so god damn much...i really wanna backhand slap her til she turns purple

1st off anyone that plays a stripper or pron star in a movie, and REFUSES to do nudity should NEVER be allowed to act again....N E V E R.

Angry? I was only making an observation and correlating it to responses in a recent post.

Also, no one gives a rat's ass what she has to do gain your respect. Who are you clown? And talk, talk, talking is what makes her relevant in Hollywood. Would you prefer she do lines of crack off the sidewalk and use babies as ashtrays like Britney? Fukk outta here.

By the way, while I think Alba is attractive I really don't care about her. Like I said, I was just making an observation.

36,
What the heck are you ranting about? She played a stripper in a movie...okay, Whats your point? You just went off on some tangent about Demi Moore and I lost you. Are you saying we should respect Demi Moore? You are aware that she underwent $460,000 worth of surgery to try and make it back into Hollywood? She had said this in a London tabloid and now pissed because all they want to give her is "mom" type roles.

yeah...right.

fuck everyone. she's hot, even the biggest hater can see that

Big Papi
she is such a self-absorbed bitch. she thinks she’s a bigger star than she really is. I hope she dies in labor.

so not cool.

but i did laugh. god, we're all going to hell. thanks a lot, paps.

39,
first of all, you need to fucking relax. If I didnt know you were a guy, id say go change your tampon. The reason why I said she played a stripper is because she wanna be taken seriously and yet plays a stripper for 10 seconds in a movie. That is such a shitty role that only an actress that is barely breaking into a movie would take. How the fuck do you expect to be taken seriously bitching how you dont get serious roles after playing a stripper? That shows how dumb this bitch is. Didnt mean to diss your girlfriend, and this convo is over until you can calm the fuck down.

45,
Sweety/Dude/Whooping Crane (?), I still don't know what the fuck you are talking about. I am not here to discuss insight into whether or not this bitch wants to be taken seriously. Who gives a fuck? I just wanna check out her rack and make obscure comments. Go drop a Xanax because you are obviously having multiple anxiety attacks every time you post. Oh, and please leave anything to do with my girlfriend out of this discussion (after 3 years of being together, we broke up yesterday).

Also,

"and this convo is over until you can calm the fuck down."

I really don't understand what this sentence is saying, but I assure you I am calm (I don't believe the same can be said for yourself). Judging by your lengthy and incoherent vitriol, I can assume the letters on your keyboard are completely worn out. I would also assume your nails are completely chewed to the tips and you may have only one strand of hair left on your scalp, due to other women walking in your personal space. Do always go into such a frenzy over topics that no one else notices. Tell me something, do you live near a Mercury plant? I hear that stuff causes children to be born with an extra chromosome (and in your case maybe a dozen extra). That makes you "EXTRA" special.

#49..you don't know Damla.For all we know,she might suffer from tourette-syndrome. Just saying.

She really needs an agent to tell her to shut the fuck up. Seriously. Bitch, if you think anyone has ever watched a single one of your flicks because of your wonderful acting skills, you are delusional. You are wooden, one dimensional, and grating. People watch your movie because you are hot, have a spectacular ass, and because people need someting to picture in their minds when they go home a bang their fat girlfriends.

But here's the rub: You won't "use your sexuality", and you're getting older. And you got your stupid ass knocked up, which should add a couple inches of padding to that formerly great ass ... and all of the sudden people's tolerance for your idiotic commentary will plummet like a plane with no engines. So, in closing, shut up, take your shirt off, and shut up some more and maybe we (the collective public) will allow you to continue to have a "career".

Dr.Disgusto,you disgust me!!hehe,just wanted to say that..

kick this bitch in the stomach

i hope cash runs u down in ur hybrid

she also dissed eva mendes,paul walker, her parents and zac efron in that interview!

She should dressup like a ninja.

sorry Moe.....it's those damn voices.....

I hope her newborn shits on her face.

She's got a potty mouth. Why is she so angry?

And the consensus is clear: don't bother returning to "acting" after the kid comes, Jessica. Nobody can stand your ass.

The curvy 23-year-old, who was recently romantically linked to Hollywood hunk Mark Wahlberg, likes the idea of getting intimate with lots of different people because she loves experimenting in sex.

She told Cosmopolitan magazine: "I just wanted to see what it was like to be with different people. I don't think a girl's a slut if she enjoys sex.

"I could have a one-night stand, and I'm the kind of girl who looks over in the morning and is like, 'Do you really have to be here?' I don't need to cuddle and do all that stuff because I know what it is and I don't try to make it more.

"I feel like a lot of women try to make it into more, so they don't feel so bad about just wanting to have sex. I don't really have a problem with just wanting sex. Never have.

with alba it's just all about her.

Big Papi

she is such a self-absorbed bitch. she thinks she’s a bigger star than she really is. I hope she dies in labor.

LOL!!! i hope it comes out dark so she;; be so pissed cuz she cant say, "i am NOT latina!" what a dumbass.
dosent get parts by blowing and sucking... suuurrreee you didnt, jessie, but, james cameron, now, didnt you get down on your ugly knees and "persuade" him to let yuou take the role? because MOST actresses out there actualy have TALANT!
you, on the other hand, have none. so, go be knocked up, and maybe one day ill be lucky enough to push you on your back ( you know what thats lke, dont you jessie? ) and stomp on her belly with my stilleto pradas!!!! lol shes such a washed up piece of concieted, condradictory SHIT

She does bring people to the theater. "Honey" would've made $0 if she didn't star in it.
Everything else said is valid.
When she sounds too sanctimonious, I pull up the MTV green dress see-thru shots and smile.

Yes sps49,

but her movies don't turn a profit.

ya ya

Yes sps49,

but her movies don’t turn a profit.

^ lol they make about a nickel, at the MOST!
im so sick of this overrated scum bucket. just DIE in birth!!!
or, id LOVE it if she pushed out an african american baby so that cash would know for SURE she cheated (cosmo interview, anyone?! ) on him, and since she hates being latina ( what a douchebag ), the kid will be so ethnic ( like her ) that i hope she slits her wrists when her baby dosent look like a member of the aryan group. im latina and french, and i love my heritage, i could never deny or reject ( GASP! ) my nationality, im very proud.
also, im prettier than her ;)

she might get some respect
if she wasn't a horrible actress

she is still pretty

this pregnancy is fucking her up real good

I think she is full of shit. Some time self delusion is good 4 you. What ever she has to tell her self 2 make her self feal smart & profeshinal right.

She acts more put out than real actors who you know- act. A listers. Ever see Cate Blanchett doing the half %(% ed ‘ooh don’t take my picture’ cover and duck? No.

I hate that this doughy faced slag acts like she’s in such demand. Can’t wait till the cankles and bloating set in in the next trimester…

word @ 12 word, man

represents you,

you sound really angry, there really isnt anything to get angry about. people get angry at the smallest things.

LOVE the haircolour on that wig!!Oh my!I'm gonna get that exact haircolour!!Allthough, mine is very similar.

and the reason why I brought up Demi Moore is because she did play a stripper in an entire movie and is still a big actress, doesnt struggle to get big roles. So I assumed someone or you would bring that up. Yes, it was not relevant but I thought I was simply saving time on my part by bringing that up on my own and explaining the difference.

I ,for one, am shocked!!

She spent every day, all day and any beach she could in a bikini begging for attention. What did she expect was going to happen? She made her body an issue not her work, that’s the other edge of the sword.

So you want to put %*& es in the seats? Well, I think you’re a little late. You’ve had alot of chances to try and do that but all of your movies suck, so I think it's time to say bye, bye to you. Don’t let the door hit you in the %ss.

man, I just read that piece of interview. Look at the way this bitch talks in interviews knowing everyone will read it...using the word "fuck", "cock" so comfortably. Talk about class, bitch. Again, this shows how dumb this bitch is for not knowing that no big actress would talk like a cheap whore in public.