Caption This, Bitches!! (Pregnant Jessica Alba Edition)

wtf? this bitch is turning into britney spears with them crazy ass wigs

"By the power envested in me I invoque thee oh dark master thou shalt be born from meeeee"

My career is over because I'm an insufferable, untalented actress who only has a hot body to offer. I think I will be back and better than ever. Alas! I am wrong.

"...can we talk about me now?"

gorgeous black woman.... you give me the chuckles

They will never recognize me with this wig wahahaha.

She's the worst best looking actress out there. She's so nice that people don't like to say how bad of an actress she is.

wearing the wig because she can't bleach her hair while in early pregnancy

she's a b*tch.
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HER ONLY TALENT BESIDES POSING IN GUY'S MAGS SO PEOPLE WILL REMEMBER WHO THE F*CK SHE IS, IS TALKING SH*T, AND TALKING ABOUT HER LOOKS.
Alba: “The paps? I could give two !+#$ s about them.”

======Well, you better give two !+#$ s about them. They are why we know about you. Oh and I guess the other reason we know about you is because of all your skanky spreads. She needs to get her ASS kicked, bad.

My guy who works in the film business grew up here and he casually knows Cash. I’ve never met him but apparently he is really normal, used to be at least when he worked in the film industry, although his father is an actor so he comes from $$. Anyhoo, I don’t know how a normal person can be with such a miserable cow. She is like nonstop PMS.

She looks so miserable when she’s out and about. That’s a shame because no one goes to her movies, no one has anything nice to say about her and all she can do get pregnant like everyone else to get attention. You know, if she wasn’t an actress, she’d be another unwed, pregnant Latina.

You should be happy SOMEBODY wants to take your picture, b*tch!

http://www.tmz.com/2007/10/08/jessica-alba-is-no-angel/

"i think im SO hot, i dont even need a mirror to see myself"

Ugly, skanky, no talent ho.

she's gettin some thick legs now shes pregnant. actually I think they must get airbrushed to pices on her photoshoots etc cos they always look so thin in them. theres no way pregnancy cud suddenly make legs THAT much bigger. especially in the early days. I still love her face though. its so soft. although her facial expression just never changes which makes her look boring. shes better on screen than in pictures.

Jessica LOLba Edition :

Pic 1 : Invisibul nutsak!
Pic 2 : Invisibul wawkee tawkee!
Pic 3 : Invisibul violeen
Pic 4 : Can I has cheezburgr?

bettiep

She looks so miserable when she’s out and about. That’s a shame because no one goes to her movies, no one has anything nice to say about her and all she can do get pregnant like everyone else to get attention. You know, if she wasn’t an actress, she’d be another unwed, pregnant Latina

^ ^ SOOOOOOOO true!!!!! shes a laughable twit

I would love to punch her in the stomach and give her a quick abortion

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She has a plastic nose.

www.hollywoodplastic.com

And she picks her butt.
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