From The Bastardly Archives... Two Years Ago!

is that jenna?

Jenna Haze is a world-class fuck. That bitch knows what she's doing.

jenna haze is a grade A fuck beast. HELL YEAH

If you had choice between these pornstars, let's say you had ten thousand dollars to pay for one night with one of them, which one would you choose?

Jenna Haze
Courtney Simpson
Teagan Presley
Sophia Gently
Ashley Blue
Ariana Jollee
Kaiya Lynn
or
Gauge

Who would it be? And why?

I like her work but she's like 5'2 and 95 lbs, that kind of ruins it for me.

5'2 and 95 pounds sounds like heaven to me. I like a girl I can toss around, pick up, hold high. Petite girls are the best fucks for an average sized man. You think Jenna is small, then what can be said about Aubrey Addams, one of the hottest girls working right now, at 4'11 and 95 pounds. The best fuck I've ever had was a 19 year old girl, 5'1, and 108 pounds. She was tiny, yet powerful.

hey dan-o, off of your list it would have to be Teagan. but before her stupid breast implants. why? because of her cute young face, that pretty little pussy of hers, and that she takes it in the ass and she swallows. it's a win-win.

I guess Gauge. But I'd add Sasha Grey to the list of petite porn stars who are hot.

Nice choice, Big Papi. Teagan is super hot. As of right now I would have to choose Courtney Simpson. I don't know why. She's kind of skinny, has no tits, and isn't exactly the prettiest girl in the world. But she is on fire. She fucks like she's never fucked before. She's HUNGRY. And she swallows. With a smile, or about as close as you can get to a smile. That's why I didn't put Sasha on that list. She seems damaged to me, angry about what she's doing, and that turns me off. I don't want to be reminded how disgusting porn is. I like to pretend that the girls love doing what they're doing, and the ones the get that across are the ones I like.

Anonymoose: Gauge is one of the all-time greats. I never get sick of watching her fuck, although she only really comes to life when she's fucking a big dick. Joel Lawrence, Bobby Vitale, the dudes with the biggest dicks get the best out of Gauge.

And if you guys like porn and you like girls who know how to take a comeshot, check out Patricia Petite, especially her scenes with Eric Everhard and Jon Dough. Holy Shit, she is so fucking nasty. Guys get off with Patricia about as well as with anyone. They sound empty when she is done with them. Empty.