Bastardly Breaking News! Jessica Biel Arrives @ Heathrow Airport!
Monday, January 14th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Jackson

She is slated to appear in at least two more films in 2008: A Woman of No Importance, based on the play by Oscar Wilde about a woman's past which comes back to haunt her when the man who left her with a child becomes the potential employer of their illegitimate son. Taking over Lindsay Lohan's part, it is set to begin filming in the fall of 2007. She'll also appear in Powder Blue, opposite Forest Whitaker, about four desperate individuals who intersect in Los Angeles on Christmas Eve. She was supposedly offered the role of Wonder Woman in the upcoming Justice League film, but (according to one report) she turned the role down.[6] She signed up United Artists's upcoming movie Die a Little. Wiki






















She looks terrible - it must have been a really long flight.
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FUGLY OLD HASBEEN
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What the fuck is up with that huge ass upper lip? And that nasty ass piss yellow hair color totally washes her out. Normally not bad but here.........looks like SHITT!!!!
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The blonde hair is just plain wrong, I'm assuming it's for a role. If she had her chocolatey locks back, she'd look fine here.
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She looks washed out with blonde hair - she looks much better as a brunette. Like Angelina.....her lips are too big. See Scarlett Johannson for perfect lips.
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NOOOOooooooooooo
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She looks this way because I banged her hard at 20,000 feet.
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She looks like she was sleeping, which was most likely the deal. Like none of you have ever seen a morning face?
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She gots to lay off the analingus.
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I guess some of you homos have never waken up next to a real woman without her makeup, for someone wearing casual clothes, no makeup, and just getting off a long flight, Jessica looks incredible, and props to her for not having to look her best all the time. I'd bang her silly.
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I believe in taking a bad picture. Certainly the first page is AWFUL. But I checked pages 2 & 3 and she looks fantastic. We've all taken bad pictures even when we're looking our best so I'm going to say the first two were a fluke. C'mon, we know this site is infamous for always finding the worst pictures of their most hated celebs and the best of their favorites.
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is homegirl knocked up?
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The SHOES!!! ACK!!! WHY???? Plus she's uber-fugly, that lip is damn grotesque
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Everyone has their rough days.
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Looking like shit!
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Looks like Jake went off the juice and is now overdoing the collagen instead.
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Nobody looks perfect ALL the time.
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looks pasty like lohan.
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Seriously, is she pregnant?
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LOL @ # 18. Yeah, Scarlett'ths lipsth are tho groth, ewww, how could anyone ever kith them? Like you I definitely prefer the lipsth of Brad Pitt -- er, I mean Heidi Klum. She's Fabulousth!
Either you are gay, or are a jealous chick with thin lips.
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Did she have to pay for an extra seat for her upper lip? Or did she just use the Stow-Away?
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i dont care what any of you say...there is no excuse for that baboon ass-like lip right there...it has nothing to do with no make up or blonde hair...gimme a break
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Well at least the Bastardly had all the pictures, no one else did! Now that I understand the context it all makes sense. She fell asleep on the serving tray and her lip is still in that position! I wish she fell asleep on my Johnson and she would have had the "O" look when they took the picture!
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it's jet-lag...
even with the weird lips, I think she's hot
she looks good without makeup...
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why does she look like she's in her 40s and not in her 20s?
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OLD and HASBEEN ???
she's in her 20s , you PEDO !!!
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shit i look better than that everyday... and everyday i don't wear any makeup at all.
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haha! #31
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She's lovely and beautiful. But what the bloody hell happened to her upper lip?
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She overdid her lips.
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The lip is so big its turning inside out or something
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Yeah. It's the Lisa Rinna. Overfilled on top.
Anyone who thinks Angelina's lips are fake needs to see pictures of her as a child and when her lips are chap. I think she got her upper lips reduced actually.
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this woman's purposely trying to look fug. WHY?
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If she keeps the lip action up she will end up like Lisa Rinna...not a good look Jessica.
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Justin killed her. :(
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to #30 I'm a girl and tell yourself whatever you have to. I don't find fat shapelesss lips attractive. I find lips like Milla Jovovich, Linda Evangelista, Laetitia Casta's attractive. A good size and pouty plus they have the prominent cheekbones to pull it off unlike Scarlet's big puffy fat face and fat lips.
I'd rather be jealous of someone who I find attractive.
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oh my...
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She doesn't look good as a blonde. She's normally very pretty though. She definitely needs makeup too. She's not one who looks good without makeup, which is surprising.
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OWW! What happened Jess? I wouldn't be thrilled to be in Limeyland either, but I will find it difficult to jack off to any of your pics from now on.
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WHOA now. she looks like crapppp and a half. her upper lip is fucked up and she looks WAY pregnant in the first pics.
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baby, it's me. u know i love you, but please, change ur hair back to a dark color, just suits u so much better. and even though sneakers might be comfy for a flight... please always carry highheels in your carry-on, or at least a more stylish (lady-like) pair of sneakers...
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the no makeup picture "and the truth shall set you free" she`s ugly,but nice butt,you`re still alive
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She's always been a monkey mouth
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LOOOOOOOOOL at the commments...but seriously, what the hell is going on with that upper lip? freaky
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oh god...dear god...that upper lip in the first pic lmao
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why's JT wasting time w/ her again?! god damn, she should never step out w/out makeup.
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You bastards would be lucky to wake up to a woman who looks that good without makeup.
The blonde hair is TERRIBLE though. Ugh.
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She looks pregnant in the first two pictures.
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wouldnt surprise me with all this hollywood fuckfest going on.
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I think she looks fine. I'm not really a Biel fan but if she can look like this with no make-up after time on an airplane, I gotta give her props. That is a true test of one's natural beauty and I'm giving her an A+.
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I like her, but hope the blonde hair colouring is for a role rather than being a life choice.
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Sounds like someone has a thing for JT eh Moe?
Anyway she looks awful in these pics and Scarlet has prfect lips? Yuck. They're big and fat.
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Her top lip is rather weird. She looks pregnant in the one pic. That is the new Hollywood craze, so I wouldn't be surprised.
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i'm pretty sure JT wouldn't make THAT mistake...
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