Cerina Vincent Releases Book, "How To Eat Like A Hot Chick"

The book is obviously NOT autobiographical.
She looks like half the bimbos I see at my daughter's school who are over the hill and trying to look hot.
Why is she on this site anyway?

The nerve.

her next book, "How to eat while wearing a brown bag: The true life of a butter face"

Recommended reading: "How To Fix Your Hair Like a Hot Chick."

I got that same dress in black, even though it looks 100% better on my body bitch has ruined it for me, I'm burning it.

LMAO @ 5!!!!

I know I'd eat broccoli if it was served between those breasts! I'd give her some special sauce!

Her career peaked when she walked around topless all day.

i dont know why girls wear tight dresses when they have no waist...not that that is the only wrong thing with chick

"How to eat a hot chick"???

Um, ok.

It's all in the inflection and punctuation:

"How to eat, like, a hot chick?"

It's important that everything after the second comma be read in a gradually increasing pitch to denote a question. That will make it seem funny. Maybe.

Plus she was hot in Cabin Fever, but there her career highlights will likely end...

though if you want to watch one of the worst horror movies in the world...

Intermedio:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0414161/

arg.

This chick's hair needs to do a Pac-man and waca waca her face.

former Power Ranger is busting out hahaha

Don't you have to be hot to write a book with the title "How to eat like a hot chick"?????

If she fixed her hair I'd believe the book's premise a little more. What can I say, it's good marketing.

It's all in the inflection and punctuation:

"How to eat, like, a hot chick?"

It's important that everything after the second comma be read in a gradually increasing pitch to denote a question. That will make it seem funny. Maybe.

Plus she was hot in Cabin Fever, but there her career highlights will likely end...

though if you want to watch one of the worst horror movies in the world...

Intermedio

arg.

Who??