Bastardly Lady of the Day - Jessie

1982 called, and they want their hoe back.
pass.

I'd have drunken sex with her.

body ok, face, not my type.

Yes I believe we have a consensus here. I would totally hit on her in a bar after some drinks but if I fucked her I would probably deny it to my friends. She gets big kudos from me for sending in good photos to show us what she's workin with. The rest of you aspiring BLOTD's take notice

Oh, I like you just for the sheer cheese factor of your pictures.

Crazy pictures. You're brave. Big "E" for effort. I'm deducting points for Eminem poster, though. Meg from yesterday was hotter, but your answers were better.

It's Claire Danes!

she'd be fun - lots of anal and it would be totally unusual, 'cuz not many people were having anal sex in 1985 (I know I wasn't, I was 9).

She's cute. But I don't think she's hot or anything.

She reminds me of a co-worker. I'd totally date her.

Wow.... WHORE!!

She's cute, but I don't think she's hot or anything.

She reminds me of a co-worker. I'd date her.

I Hate You.

She's the type of girl that you wouldn't mind banging, but really wouldn't put any effort into the chase. Either she lets you smash or she doesn't. No big deal. No bragging rights if you do. No loss of cool points if you dont. Take her or leave her. Can we fuck?

To all of those who said you'd bang her. By the looks of it, I'm sure she'd bang all of you........... at the same time!

Well atleast your not stuck up and you are average. Not ugly and not stunning but you have that 'I'm so easy' thing.
Like someone said bad taste in women, I don't like your clothes, your poses are stupid.
If you cleaned up a little and actually took a nice pic I would think differently.
I wouldn't want to hang out with you coz you seem like the type who's into popping pills, getting drunk and getting laid. That's not wild or exciting for me.

VAPID

I think you're cute, fun and with personality
loved the crazy pictures, you probably know how to party, love it :)
nice body :)

What's with all the stupid poses?

Oh god, I just feel so bad for her...

#18, totally agree. Would also add that she's just a typical college skank that you see at every frat party.

No skin no win.

She's okay. I like the self-deprecating humour in a couple of the shots. The school disco shot is okay, the moon boot club wear shot, not so much. But what do I know.

I like her except for all the "little naughty drama queen" poses.
Good body, okay face, pretty good answers.

wow, you all know i think shes hot....over sized nose? Cute? yeah, im digging her....

not to be lude, but, id be more than happy to let her squeeze my head like a walnut between her thighs while i satisfied her orally for however long she wanted.

noooooo doubt.

not bad at all, seems like she'd be a fun one

She doesn't have an oversized nose Phillip. Now you've gone and got the girl paranoid.

anyone else think she kinda looks like Hilary Scott a few threads down from this one?

girl, if you ever need your body cleaned...me and my tongue are at your disposal....

cmon, flake, her nose IS slighty oversized, liek Ashley's before surgeroy...its not SCARY large like that Christine Lakin? girl....its just the right amount of oversized....

if i said you were pretty,
i'd be lying :)

Her nose is slightly big but it's not like Ashley's. It would help if she was looking directly into the camera and the photo angles are unflattering.

Phillip!!How can you say such naughty things!!How do you think the Kendall twins would feel :(

hey Pam.... why dont we have a seyonce and find out? LOL

and i just realized how uncalled for a weird that shit makes me look. shes not a celebrity, shes a real person, and weather or not thats how i feel, i shouldnt have said it.

i actually feel kinda bad now, since im really not like that....

That bikini or whatever is is on the last photo looks like it's been sprayed on..

Aaw Phillip feel bad.

Flake,Phillip is lying.He's the baddest of em'all!

This bitch is one ugly english pikey whore!

aww Pam, i really do feel bad. i mean, like, yeah, the stuff i said IS true, given the chance id prolly give her face till she told me to stop, but, i just feel bad cause, i get caught up on talking about celebrities like this, that i forget to show some discretion when a "real" person puts up her pictures....when i say im not really like that, i mean, like, im not really some weirdo that would go up to and say that to someone i dont know, or message someone on myspace and saying it because its what i thought if i didnt know them.

so i really do feel badly even if it is true, i shouldnt have been so raunchy to a "real" person.

Try a cartoon Phillip. I like Solid Snake from Metal Gear Solid. Now he would be my dream man. Too bad he aint real.

LMAO Flake....actually, i love Nene Romanova from Bubblegum Crisis 2040 and for some odd reason, Miss Hoover from The Simpsons....add in Aya Brea from Parasite Eve..,.

I had to ggole them names anyway.
Nene Romanova: Cute
Miss Hoover: You need help
Aya Brea: Hot
I also like Solid snake's dad Naked snake AKA Big boss. Click on my name to see. He looks like snake but a bit hotter. I think they improved the graphics.

What do ya think of Nina Williams from Tekken? I like her and I like Jin from Tekken too.

Nina is hot. shes actually who i use in DR when i played it. i always like smacking the shit out of her arrogent sister...

i kinda dig Christine Monteiro tho....

god i cant believe im drawing a blank on any other Animated chicks i did...and which Nene did you see?

oh wait i put 2040...so you saw Blonde Nene....shes my fav anime charachter ever, and her 2032 charachetr is cute too, albeit with pink hair and a different look....

Chun-Li from street fighter is cute too.

and who can NOT love Lum from Urusei Yatsura?!!??!

Phil.You feelin horny? :)

lol @ the convo here. you named all my fav games. tekken is the greatest fighting game since street fighter. anyway on to the lady of the day...

not my cup of tea. i won't break down the reasons why. i'll leave that for those who wanna feel that sort of power. i prefer attacking celebs or the notorious.

not bad

Yawn - average, not hot, not hard to look at.

Pam, im ALWAYS in the mood to give face....so does that always make me horny?

well, techniclly, i guess not, cause theres days i just do that and dont expect or want anything in return....

LOL i guess you are, and i read your gonna get a nice ride tonight, so, LOL one of us will get some satisfaction tonight!!! lucky you!!!

Phil..you wan't me to think of you while...you know??No problem,buddy :)

ugly

Boring

Your face reminds me of both Claire Danes and Laura Prepon...very cute...

LMAO Pam, you are too funny. just like so many other women...the fantasy of me is actually better than the reality of me....

I haven't heard of any of them apart from Chun Li. She was a cutie. Ryu was cute too.

When do you think she will scream louder .... When you shove it in her ass, or when you pull it out

A fellow Brit ..............gotta be hot. pic 3 looks like shes one of the girls in atomic kitten.........very hot!

Flake, gotta do some googeling!!!

Nene Romanova 2040 Bubblegum, Crisis IMHO is THE cutest animated/cartoon charachter EVER.....

Nothing that great, but then again I don't expect much from a Brit. No closeups of her teeth either. Probably has those British busted teeth.

Humpable

she is ugly as hell...whoa...bastardly was being generous with 3 stars...i guess it was the slutty poses

Rating: 1.5 out of 10

wow, Rasheed, you're definitely a faggot.

That said, that chick seems cool as hell. The type of chick you go out and have drinking competitions with, then proceed to having drunken sex with.

Oh yeah, I approve of her. We could be drinking partners Jessie.

Why would you even send this shit in? You're asking for it but i wont say anything because you seem like you might actualy have a personality in there somewhere. Also, you have horrible taste in women. Hilary Duff? Come oon.

I'd bang it... she has a "nice" body. I'd like to see more of those titties, they look tasty

I wouldn't penetrate you with my brothers stubby little fingers.

Hahahahaha number 19.
I wonder what her Bastardly name is.

And what's with the date on your camera for the second to last picture...2012??

What European country is she from?

I would bang her just to see how different Europeon women were compared to American women.

Extraordinarily average.

oh my god, you guys are crazy saying her nose isnt big or slightly big...from where I am, that shit is huge...and as Stewie says: SHE UGLY SHE UGLY U-G-L-Y
she ain't got no alibi
she ugly,
M, she's major ugly,
O, she's fat and pugly,
O, my god no,
the cow says moo

That last pic reminds me of the days of popping E pills, and wild sex after a long night of clubbing =)

Damn... you're ugly!