Bastardly Flashback Friday: Alessandra Ambrosio - LOFT Magazine, November 2004

Ta'int Friday yet. Donde esta?

this broad has always had huge beef curtains

She looked fabulous in this shoot.

Nice photoshopped boobs and arm squishing. Don't like her body she's too scrawny and her face is decent here.

too skiny

plus these photos have been horribly photoshopped

Although too photoshopped, I think she looks AMAZING!! :))

What's a beef curtain? :)

She is so beautiful. I am jelous!

the first time i find her just beautiful!

I want to marry her

SWEET MOTHER OF GOD
that's a very very very very gorgeous woman

^yep, what he said

"What’s a beef curtain? :)"

It's about 1-2 operations left of what Alessandra Ambrosio needs to complete his transformation.

Alessandra is the hottest girl on the world

blegh!

ALESSANDRA, ALESSANDRA, ALESSANDRA

THAT IS THE BEST WAY TO START MY DAY

SHE IS PERFECT

Very cute and sexy

she is suffering from Lackofassadosis

page 3 and 4 are the best. she looks very pretty as always

WOW !!!!!

I'm totally with #5

That 2nd pic is way hot.

Stunning

agree with Flake

I actually think she looks very pretty in these shots.

she looks super average in these pix...and on page 2, when she is sticking her butt out, i see nothing...no ass, no ass cheeks, nothing

d55, if Alessandra Ambrosio is "super average," that makes you a pile of dog doodie.

^^^^ haha
good one Alex
any girl calling Alessandra "average" only hurts herself
because unlike other angels, Ale actually looks good in her candids
that's true beauty.

30,
bitch puhlease...too bad this is your idea of gorgeous...we already went over this...where is your you gorgeous whore?

omega,
i see you want to get insulted huh? started typing under more names and agreeing again? u 16 year old balding cunt

as the fanbase shows, Lima is the definition of gorgeousness...End of story :-) Now, omega and Alex, like i said many many times, unless you show me who you are, you are not allowed to talk shit about me, to me. And if i dont see your "gorgeous" face, that will show everyone that you are full of shit and an ugly, obese teenager. Prove me wrong! LOL

BASTARDLY,
If we dont see a pic from OMEGA/ALEX/OYROPAN, we will all know she is a misreable teenager who is struggling to get away from her sad reality by jumping on this site and wasting every second of her days here, typing under different names and then thanking herself..you know building herself a world that she has created with her imagination that is surrounded by her imaginary friends. LOL...Omega, I wonder the number of pimples on your face and back. How thin that hair of yours is...how the rolls are hanging out of those jeans...how ugly your face must be...how nasty your fat ass must smell...of course this is gorgeous to you...if i were ugly like you, i would be easily impressed, too...:-\

Like I said in the past, I am done with you but you try to suck me in everytime. Hahahaha but when i am bored and see your posts, just know you will get a pretty short reply for the fun of it.

hahahaha look whose name is under "Juicy Bastardly Categories" on the right of this page...I dont see Ale's name even though Moe is obsessed with her!!! What does that tell ya?! that Lima is more popular! I dont see Gisele's name there even though she is the highest paid model! I see Lima...L-I-M-A...whats up?! BAM!...Ale has no ass, weird ass torso, short legs (since when models are allowed to have short legs? - Selita is shorter than Ale and has longer legs, which I can prove with a pic), she has a pointy, long nose, pointy long chin, long, sunken in face, beady eyes with pointy lips...nothing is above average in her face, and thats my opinion...suck it or shut the fuck up.

Unless she is in the same hotness category as Lima or Cindy Crawford, Ale shall remain average to me. CRY NOW!!!!!!!!LOL

Now, I am out. Catch me on some other post if you are dying for my attention

d55 - Why are you so mean to me? Now I'm gonna kill myself,because you are indeed right about me.I have no life,that's why I'm allways on the Bastardly during weekends:(

haha @ 15

RAT-FACED

The beefcurtains are HUGE on this one.

They dangle down an inch even with a tight bikini bottom pulling them in.

where is your pic you gorgeous whore*

Omega, your alter ego Oyropan left and now it is getting replaced by Alex? Also nice to know you tried to add me on facebook...your ugly ass had a question mark instead of a picture. LMAO...i mean how ugly are you? Isn't it weird that every person that you type under also loves Ale and talks shit about me and to me? You are sooo misreable. You have no pride, no integrity. You are dying for my attention, you agree with me on posts, you beg to get a response from me saying i dont wanna fight with you d55 to get a response from me and you still talk shit like that like you did above? Disgusting piece of shit. You have the worst personality I have ever observed in a person. Show us your pic, ugly whore!