32 Scandalous Comments

Average!

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008 @ 3:05pm
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*yawn*

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008 @ 3:07pm
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I love this kind of pictures where u can see all the flaws, proving nooooboooody's perfectttt!

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008 @ 3:12pm
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Ugly little thing.

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008 @ 3:14pm
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Those Veins Are Super Sexy!!! Hawt!

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008 @ 3:21pm
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One thing about this chick for someone who goes out and about so much, she always looks the same. Change the look up a little more. Do something with your hair, change up the type of dresses a little more.

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008 @ 3:22pm
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I cant help it Id still rail her silly

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008 @ 3:28pm
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Larry B you are so right! She suffers from the same condition Stacy Kiebler has...they don't mix it up at all. They both probably like to get banged in the same position every night.

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008 @ 3:33pm
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Let me tell you something, amigo. I'm going to bag Lauren Conrad, and I don't give a shit how I do it. Same position every night? Who gives a fuck. Missionary, cowgirl, doggy, sidewinder, it's all the same to me. Lauren Conrad is a CI for the Treasury Dept., and she lives in a house in San Pedro that I pay the rent on, hombre. Early in the morning, after Vukovich and I are done making a score, I hop in my Bronco, pop a Schlitz, and make my way down the 110 to see her. First thing I do is take off my jeans because I always go commando and I've got a huge swinging dick. I don't even bother waking LC up, I just pry open her sweet little pie hole with my fingers and stick my dick in her mouth and she starts sucking like she's a baby who needs a bottle. Trust me when I tell you that she makes all of the milk go bye-bye, and that's when I flip her over and get to fucking her sweet little pussy. Now that's a score, bud.

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008 @ 3:50pm
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Bitch you need`s a real job.

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008 @ 3:56pm
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CLASSSSSIC RICHARD....lmao.

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008 @ 4:06pm
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#7 very good point i agree, she could get it though

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008 @ 4:08pm
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Why would you even consider giving her a second look, Bianca. Are you a lez? Because if you are, then you're probably the type who gets all squirty over some bulldyke from Corcoran. And if you're not a lez, then who gives a shit what you think or who you'd give a second look to. Either way, you're word means shit on the street. Better go find a new job, Bianca, because you don't have the stones to work Secret Service.

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008 @ 4:15pm
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she's an attention whore, but I'd grudge fuck her.

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008 @ 4:18pm
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ugly

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008 @ 5:24pm
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Generic...

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008 @ 5:30pm
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BLAND!

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008 @ 5:53pm
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isn't she supposed to be young? what happend to her skin... can't forget that sunscreen..i think she looked better in Laguna beach show

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008 @ 6:21pm
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Those lines around her eyes is she 21 or 41? Generic, not ugly, just not special in any way whatsoever.

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008 @ 6:55pm
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She's got to have the ugliest skin color I have ever seen. And Richard is Edward Yang.

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008 @ 6:58pm
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Shit. Back to the drawing board.

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008 @ 7:08pm
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c'mon Richard. Keep writing. Tell me some more of those porn stars so I don't waste my money.

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008 @ 7:21pm
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wack

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008 @ 7:25pm
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Here's today's tip, Love-Em-All:

Autumn Bliss
Chelsea Rae
Barbie Love
Renna Ryan
Stephanie Kane
Paige Turner
Lola Banks

Or, if you're in the mood for Asian, which I am:

Leili Koshi (her scene @ p0rnstars.com)
Kaiya Lynn (check her stuff out at cleancafe.com)
Veronica Lynn
Tia Tanaka

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008 @ 7:58pm
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The shoes are shitty too.

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 @ 1:28am
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a great, big, fat MEH.

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 @ 6:40am
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Like the new haircut. She's looking nice.

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 @ 11:08pm
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she's so boring and missing a personailty, at least Heidi entertains me lol

Sunday, February 17th, 2008 @ 3:31pm
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Would/ve fucked her. She/s so cute and clean. Like a ray of California Sunshine. She should be on the state flag instead of that stupid bear. I would drink her bathwater and clean her feet with my tongue. She could not take a shower for a week and do pilates and yoga every day and her puss would still smell like sweet tarts. I don/t smell like sweet tarts though. I/m dead, so I smell like rotten meat.

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008 @ 3:14pm
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This bitch reminds me of my wife's niece and she makes me horny, friend-o.

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008 @ 3:51pm
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MEH... SO AVERAGE. WOULDN'T GIVE HER A SECOND LOOK.

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008 @ 4:08pm
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fuck all the heavyweight boxing matches...i got one that Don King would promote....

Kristin Cavallari vs. Lauren Conrad vs. Heidi Montag.

cage match, last standing wins. it will sell.

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008 @ 4:09pm
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