Bastardly Lady of the Day - Nicole
Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson

Nicole writes:
Hi, I'm Nicole and I am 17 years old. My activities consist of swimming and reading. You wanna know more then just ask me!
Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Jennifer Love Hewitt.
Do you like your boobs?
Do you? haha, Owh, really I am happy with their size.
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Hell yeah!
Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
Nope :'(
Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
I love Noreen.
What makes you Bastardly?
Well, I am barley legal, thats what! this wesbite is my homepage as well :)
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These are a joke lately. The kiddie porn is really creeping me out. She looks 12 especially in #2. Can our next lady of the day please be at least 18. Please?!?
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Wow how old is she. No comment.
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Nice body with an average face. I like your blue eyes, hips/waist, but have to subtract points for the JLH answer. You should at least aspire to be with someone hotter than yourself.
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I saw a girl like you crying on the side of the road while vacationing in Florida.
I called Child Protective Services.
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A bit young eh? You may be 17, but you look about 13...
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Oh, that is one slutty little girl!!!!
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Is that Chris Makepeace from My Bodyguard? Looks like Matt Dillon already punched him in the nose.
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ew too young. but i guess only someone 17 or 18 would crave the approval of random strangers on the internet. go study for the SATs or something.
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Mr Chubby would get bastardly with her but probably hate himself afterwards. He's sensitive like that.
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Go to my happy place......go to my happy place....My P.O. said I can't even look at pictures if their not 18....Are you trying to get me in trouble!!!!
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Old enough to pee... old enough for me...
Honestly, she looks like she's gonna be fat by the ripe age of 20...make 'em drool while you can..
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Looks like this chick I saw behind the mall. I offered her a 40 of Schlitz and a cheeseburger and she took the bait. We smoked a fattie, then I glazed her donut for her. I dropped her off in front of a Denny's, because I didn't want my friends to see her.
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u dumb slutttttttttttttttttt...someone, get these baby whore's IP and give her parents a call...so she can get grounded and have her compute taken away
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this*
bastardly, you need to stop posting pix of bitches under 18...you might seriously get in trouble...this is like child porn or some shit
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they gonna have a mafucka under investigation for looking at these pics...bitch you are still jailbait, not barely legal....get it right and keep it tight.
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You are definitely pretty! Best BLOTD in a long while.
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hey #10...have you ever heard "but officer, she SAID she was legal" holding up in court? pffrt.
this ain't no BLOTD. it's the BTCAPBOTD.
Bastardly to catch a predator Bait of the day.
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I got a feeling that bastardly may be under investigation. Stay away from this site for a while men.
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You are very very cute and have a rocking body. You're going to make some guy or girl very happy when you turn 18.
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Barely legal means you are legal, barely. 17 is not barely legal, it's still jailbait. Go away.
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you're cute
I like your body
Jennifer Love Hewitt are you insane?!? lol she's ugly and has celulite...
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Hell no! What the fuck is up with the 2nd pic on the 1st page. That there is some sick shit.
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Maybe some of them are older pictures. She definitely looks younger than 17 in some of them. In the first picture she looks 17, on page 4 she looks 14-15. Too young.
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yeah anon,\
girls use to have babies at a young age because they had shorter life span back then. young girls today are developing faster, but that doesnt mean they are mentally.
young girls are immature and they dont know what they want, so men take advantage of the weaker and not fully developed mind to do whatever they want with them. yeah i know some girls who had babies at 15 and 14 and that is too young, and she is too young to be on here. there has been to many little girls on here lately, trying to be sexy and all.
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SLUTTT
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You Pamela Susan Morrison can suck her perfect ass.
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"A",you are probably Nicole herself!!
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Very Pretty!
She'll make some guy a happy man some day.
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CHILD!!!
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I was just looking at these pictures again and I have to say that Nicole has a great body and a cute face and if I was in high school I would totally be crushing on her. She also seems really cool.
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No,she looks like a girl who is sneaky,and would do anything to steal your own boyfriend.I mean,look at picture 2 on 1.page!!
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there should be at least an 18+ entry for the bastardly lady of the day,come on she`s a kid
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#36 Pam, A is not Nicole and she's (A) absolutely gorgeous :)
I agree with Nocturna #42.
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She's the one who sent in her picture, number one, and number two, she's NOT NAKED, so how is any of this objectionable, and if it is so objectionable, THEN WHY ARE SOME OF YOU STILL LOOKING AT THIS THREAD?
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Agree,Dan-O.They are the ones who are sick,and just won't admit it.Sick,sick,sickos
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ok, since she is jail bait...uh, Nicole, "Barely Legal" means, oh, the day AFTER you turn 18? i will not make a comment beyond....
that i think shes got a pretty face, really nice eyes, and what looks to be an honest smile, and that Nicole is one of my 3 favorite girl names.
send in pics again when you turn 18.
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PedoPhil,you're full of shit!!! I know you're the worst offem'all!! You're a sick maniac
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hahahah!if youre stupid enough to let go your boy...
anyway i guarantee you im not Nicole.
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About the age bit... what state is she in... some states the age of consent is 17...
IE Alaska 16, Arkansas 16, Colorado 17, etc...
Some places in Mexico its 12 years old
But never the less... I've seen hookers as young as 16 so whatever floats her fucking boat I guess...
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Phil, aren't you the one who has a crush on Anna Sophia Robb? She's not 18.
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hahahahaha you are all tooo much lmao. . .
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I agree, ladies of the day need to be 18 +, preferably 21 or older.
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no Dan-O.
i dont have a crush on AnnaSophia Robb. i said shes a great actress with alot of potential, and think she had the best performance of 07 in Terabithia.
in no way shape or form have i ever said that i had a crush on her in that way.
i dig Emma Watson. shes the only Jailbait, to be perfectly honest, ive ever said id go to jail for.
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Actually, your boobs are pretty cute too...but ew, 17. I'm 18 and I still wouldn't feel comfortable sending in pictures like this.
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Listen up,folks.PedoPhil is a very,very sick person,and enjoys doing things that are very wrong.I know it.He got turned on when he thought that Sassylc was in elementary school.
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LOL see its funny to me, cause i know your fucking around....everyone else is gonna think im a weirdo and go "who the fuck is Sassylc?"
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You people are so fucking stupid, you do realise that America isn't the only place in the fucking world and that in most places 17 is legal right?
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You guys prolly jerk off too some hard core kiddy porn.You don't fool me.
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Krusty,you like clown porn.Pedo Phil has cut off all the heads of the women in his porno- magazines,and replaced it with a head of Ashley Tisdale.PedoPhil get's turned on by the thought of Ashley not having any pubic hairs yet and by her undeveloped body,and his friend,E.Nourmous Johnson,that sick fuck,feels the same way,no surprise there.
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You seem like a really nice, fun girl.
The only things I would change about you {judging from the pics}
are your nose and those tan lines, otherwise pretty girl.
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NO LOL dont change the nose!!!
and Pam, wow, you ok today? having a bad day? wanna talk about it?
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Phil - Pam is just hungry... you know how she gets when she starts to feel light headed...
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T!! Why didn't I think of you??
You sure like to stirr things up,eh??
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i guess Pam is one lonely internet geek who is trying to find some new friends on the internet ,i bet she looks like shit and smells like shit and yeah she talks like shit ,too
just go away already.
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that is not the pam i know. its her evil stocker acting like pam.
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I wasn't trying to argue with you... I was defending you... saying that the only reason you are bashing Phil so much here is because you are hungry not because you are trying to attack him... and I'm stirring up, ummm... do you remember what you have written today?? I don't think I'm the doing all the stirring..
All I was doing was trying to help you and you go and say mean things to me... :(
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#71 - A. Stop describing yourself.You never say anything interesting on here,in fact, most of the times you come off as a retard!!
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pam if thats you, you have changed. you are out of control.
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hahahahaahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You bitch with no education, listen.I liked this girl and you calling her a slut hurt my feelings so badly.I say so many kind,heartwarming,valuable things but only for people who deserved it,and im not going to symphatize with dumb bimbos like you.
Hugs and kisses,darling.
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What big flipping drama. Are ye all done kissing arse and name calling?
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Why Flake, you feeling left out... you can come kiss my ass anytime...
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I'D HIT IT.. lol and i'm 18!
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@A. If I'm uneducated,as you say,why do you even take notice of what I write? And,btw,there were other people here who said the same thing about your precious Nicole.
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I've got nothing nice to say so I won't say anything at all.
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quite pretty, more so in profile than from the front. Agree with whoever said that she will see some serious expansion in her mid-20s- watch the gut in particular...
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Seriously, no one noticed the herpies on this kids face?
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As with Ellen page. I can't comment too much on this one. Actually, I won't at all. Those people from Dateline might be watching here so...
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She is so cute!
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I'll bet you all can't get wronger lower or meaner next posting. My goodness, you all amuse the fuck outta me!? No, really, I don't feel like fucking anymore... gonna go punish my simian and cry crocodile tears.
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"barely legal" means you ARE 18, you dumbass. it means you just turned 18.
this is gross and wrong. get some dignity before it's too late.
also, nice zit that covers up a third of your face.
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no puppies, pliz! expecially awful ones...
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Very slutty... but in a good way.
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Glad to entertain y'all!!
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Call me when you get out of Jr. High school.
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pretty... pretty ugly
i gave 2 stars cause you got a nice body
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17 is NOT barely legal. once you turn 18 I will have a valid opinion.
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JLH really?
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Once she turns 22, she's gonna be a fucking knockout!
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how is 17 legal? where are you from, west virginia? i thought it was 18?
you're going to regret posting this in about 2 years.
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her tan and her bright eyes caught my attention
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thx guys! :D shold i post more pictures???
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Nicole...when are you turning 18?
cause when you DO, u should take more pictures that day, and THEN send them in with the..."I turned 18 today, now im REALLY Barely Legal ;-)"
until you do, im voting no, and when you DO, then yeah send em in.
you did a good job with a photospread that was BLOtD Friendly, meaning, you arent just doing chest up BS......
so, when you turn 18, take 10 or more pictures and send them in, however you might want to, but, untill then, yeah, im in the camp that thinks that 17....even if tomorrow is your birthday....is really awkward for most of us here to look at and comment about.
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Hot body, decent/cute face, a hardon provider.
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thx mod! xoxo
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Someone check the Amber Alerts - no way she's even 17.
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She said she's legal so Im gonna comment as if she is. I only like the 2nd pic on the first page where she is laying down. Looks like she's waiting for some dick.
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if we do it slowly, and I don't c_m until she's 18, is that legal?
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4 stars? who the fuck is voting for these girls? pedophiles? face is busted; bitch you are only 17...get better priorities than being on the bastardly...we'll probably see this skank with 3 babies on her lap and one in her stomach with a rough trick named marco in a few months.
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average, but I like your eyes
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She's a cutie, too young for me though.
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she is not slutty,shes cute
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OH! Jailbait. You people kill me. All the bastardly comments and then we get a 17yo and you back away like she radioactive. Do you know how many of these girls are getting pounded by some over 18 dude when they are under 18? Plenty. No one really gives a hoot until you get the girl pregnant or strung out. Otherwise it's just sex. It's not like running for President, no one is going to check your ID to see that you're 35. It's not like these girls don't know what it is and some BIG BAD MAN is forcing themselves on these poor defenseless girlies. Sometimes, more often than not it isn't. Women/ Girls used to have kids around 14-15-16. Quit being babies.
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Ha,ha,Flake!!Sometimes it says "Suspicious website" on my screen..
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LOL yeah i may be a sick maniac, but, i dont cross THIS line LOL.....
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I would mount this chick and ride her all night. I can last that long.
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Some places in Mexico is 12 years old, that is not funny and not true
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Pretty eyes. Boring everything else.
But yes, I also agree that these girls should be 18 or older. They can easily lie about their age, so why say 17? That's just admitting you're a dirty little whore.
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Only thing I would change is the fact that she probably hasn't take Algebra in high school yet. Fucking freshman!
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T - this surprises me.I have NEVER argued with you on here.So...why??
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Her nose? It looks totally proportional to me.
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Phil - I don't know.. either the real Pam or the Fake Pam is very inconscient most of the time... Honestly I don't know what to think, except that she may have multiple personalities cause he runs hot and cold within seconds...
But unless the fake Pam started calling your PedoPhil first I would have to presume that its really her.... but with the amount of name changes/posting under other peoples names on this site it could be anyone...
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ITT
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Flake; don't get mad.. I'm just playing...
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very sexy smile
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@54 its not funny but its 100% true...
Per en.wikipedia.org
In Mexico, the age at which there are no restrictions for sexual activities is 18, while the minimum age of consent varies between 12 and 18, according to state laws. In Mexico, criminal legislation is shared between the Federal Government and regional states. The Federal law establishes the age of 12 as the minimum age at which states can legislate upon; however there may be local state laws that override the federal law.
Federal District
The age of consent in the Federal District (Mexico City) is 12, one of the lowest in the world, and the overall criminal legislation of Mexico’s capital is close to that of the federal law regarding this subject, although tougher in some aspects – higher penalties and broader definitions.
Finally, there is a crime called estupro stipulated in Article 180, which refers to consented sex with adolescents aged 12 to 18, when consent is obtained through any means of deceit. The penalty is 6 months to 4 years of prison. This crime needs a complaint (querella) to be prosecuted.
Age of consent is 12 in:
Aguascalientes, Baja California Sur, Campeche, Coahuila, Chiapas, Mexico City, Guanajuato, Guerrero, Hidalgo, Jalisco,Michoacan, Morelos, Nayarit, Oaxaca, Puebla, San Luis Potosi, Sonora, Tabasco, Tamaulipas, Yucatan, Zacatecas
13 in:
Nuevo Leon
14 in:
Baja California, Colima, Chihuahua, Durango, Quintana Roo, Tlaxcala, Veracruz
15 in: Mexico (state)
Sorry to prove you wrong, but I don't lie about these kinds of things...
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wanna a HAPPY MEAL?
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comment #73 makes me lean towards believing comment #72, cause, well, wow, T, what do u think? is pam really THAT oblivious?
T, read comment #73 and think about why im saying that.....since she doesnt normally seem that oblivious to me...
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What is that on your chin in pic #2? A rash from tea-bagging?
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Yeah she's too young, it's weird. If she were a celebrity it would be different.
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