Ellen Page Brings The Afternoon Links!



- Avril Lavigne Bikini Pictures Could Have Been Better [HollywoodTuna]
- COED Presents: Emerging Hotties of 2008 [CO-ED Magazine]
- Brooke Burke Likes Getting Pampered [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Word miljonair met Tom Vu [Flabber]
- Britney Spears buys yet another Mercedes [Celebslam]
- Tara Reid Celebrating Chinese New Years [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- In Praise Of...Krista Allen, Gerard Butler & Amy Smart [The Bastardly Society]

- Midget dick is that good? [Dlisted]
- Gwen is sooo preggers [Tasteful Celebs]
- American Dad was so wrong [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
- Monkey attacked Christina Ricci's left breast [Cele|bitchy]
- Sometime I feel sorry for Britney Spears [Fatback and Collards]

- How Gay is Top Gun? [CityRag]
- Matthew McConaughey stinks [DerekHail]
- Miley Achy Breaky Cyrus [Celeb Warship]
- Holly Weber Lingerie Pictures [The Grumpiest]

- The 10 Sexiest Female Athlete Commercials [Uber]
- Jake Gyllenhaal is very distraught [The Blemish]
- Be Kind Rewind Trailer: The Gondry Edition [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]


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58 Scandalous Comments

is this girl 12 years old??

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 @ 6:33pm
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she is SO fucking awesome....she was better in Hard Candy than Juno, but, come oscar night, ELLEN PAGE FTW!!!!! :)

so fucking talented its scary, hope she doesnt start acting stupidly and blows her career...

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 @ 6:38pm
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Word T, lets REALLY hope that doesnt change, cause the girl has some awesome potential....

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 @ 6:41pm
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ok jugger,

noone said she was hot or anything. her face is cute that is all.who said she was hot?

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 @ 6:55pm
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while id love to stay and talk all night about how amazingly talented Ellen is, i have shit to do tonight.

if you all have NOT seen Hard Candy, do yourselves a favor and go rent it....her performance in that is STAND OUT, and one of the best ive ever seen in a film. and, well, i watch alot of movies.

and if you havent seen Juno, well, go to a theater, or, well, im sure you can figure out other ways to watch it....

while not as standout as Hard Candy, its STILL phenomenal.

after watching those 2, if you dont think shes amazingly talented with a long successful career ahead of her, well, i suggest you go back and watch Die Hard or The Bourne Series or Transformers again and never again in the future watch one of her movies...

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 @ 7:08pm
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Ellen Page is 20, soon to be 21. If she looks 12 to you then that can only mean one thing: YOU ARE TOO OLD TO BE LOOKING AT PICTURES OF 20 YEAR OLDS.

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 @ 7:15pm
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Look at the bright side boys... she will age wonderfully...

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 @ 7:18pm
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i really like her.
she doesnt ooze sex appeal but there is something very captivating about her.

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 @ 7:22pm
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@ Mike Litoris: finally! someone else who knows Trailer Park Boys!

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 @ 7:32pm
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It's nice to see a chick with actual talent in Hollywood. So many Hollywood "actresses" are just pretty faces with absolutely zero talent (Who the HELL is gave Jessica Alba a starring role in a movie! What a freakin' JOKE!)

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 @ 7:40pm
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she looks fuckin 13.............no thanks u filthy pedos.

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 @ 7:52pm
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I don't care if she's talented the girl is not attractive at all she is not even average or cute ..I don't like her fug face and body.

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 @ 8:06pm
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i would bone her

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 @ 8:21pm
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IMDb.com

Look at this info from IMDb.com boards

Poor ellen if those assjockeys who post on bastardly arent calling her fat (which she just isnt!!) then their talking about her "hairy arms"!!! what the hell?

Some if not most of the peoples comments can be very cruel...things like this make me think how hard it can be to be famous and why so many young people in that industry end up with eating disorders or just going plain crazy. Its very sad.

No wonder ellen keeps her private life private if people are talking about stupid things like her arms!!! Personnally i couldnt handle fame.

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 @ 8:50pm
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#26
i could care less about what some stupid cunt has to say about this site
assjockeys?ASSJOCKERS???? what the fuck is that??
well, this is an awesome site and im proud to be a bastardly.

BASTARDLY FOR LIFE.

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 @ 8:57pm
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Yeah.I try to be as fun as I possibly can here,but then allways has to be someone tearing you down :(

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 @ 9:06pm
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She looks fucking great here.

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 @ 9:17pm
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Pretty, but she looks a little glum.

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 @ 9:47pm
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Pedophiles

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 @ 10:42pm
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@#33, hey, Stupid Black Woman!!

Ellen is 20 and soon to be 21 in February.

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 @ 10:47pm
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She is the shit in Juno...but this is getting obsessive

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 @ 11:11pm
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I agree with NO 23. I dont deny she is talented and Hard Candy was an o.k. movie. But this girl is just not preety. And if you think she looks like a boy here watch the movie Hard Candy I couldn't figure out why they would have the pedophile go after such an ugly little girl.

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 @ 11:14pm
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You know...I don't think it's safe to comment on her. She looks like a little girl. I can't inflate someone that young's self esteem. It just doesn't feel right. She looks gorgeous on the rocket pic though...but that is probably because of the makeup and distance from the camera.

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 @ 11:19pm
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she sure loves that goddamn hat. but i still think she's awesome, even if she would rather be a dude.

Thursday, January 31st, 2008 @ 12:32am
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I like that she's down to earth. But maybe that's so she can munch the carpet.

I'll have to catch her in something other than X-Men eventually.

Thursday, January 31st, 2008 @ 4:37am
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i would so tap her shes got that little inacent child look

Thursday, January 31st, 2008 @ 6:30am
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i love her!! she's so cute.

Thursday, January 31st, 2008 @ 7:40am
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i think on bastardly the chicks must show at least some flesh(the feet,the arms whatever) unless they're useless...

Thursday, January 31st, 2008 @ 8:24am
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I'd cum inside of her.

Thursday, January 31st, 2008 @ 8:27am
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The first pic looks like her kidnappers took a picture of her in the basement that they have her locked up in and would send to the parents to show them she is still alive, Disturbing!

Thursday, January 31st, 2008 @ 9:17am
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jeez people so much for being different and not plastic for a change, yes she has a small body but at least she knows she isn't sexy and is not trying like some of your favorite little hollywood trolls like Hayden Pantierre. The girl has talent and isn't retarded or fake and that is why people like her.

Thursday, January 31st, 2008 @ 9:45am
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in some angle sh resembles alexis bledel

Thursday, January 31st, 2008 @ 10:07am
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Great actress, i love this girl!

Thursday, January 31st, 2008 @ 12:10pm
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I'm don't want anone saying anything bad about Lehey's daughter. She's a good kid, good at readin and learnin stuff and thats all good. Anyone says anything else can Knock Knock...FUCK OFF! Now can you go to the store and get me some pepperoni?

Thursday, January 31st, 2008 @ 1:47pm
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I hope for her sake and our own pervy sake her body matures, because right now she has a boy body.

Thursday, January 31st, 2008 @ 2:09pm
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and again, her body is way less boyish than Stumpy The Wonder Midget, and, everyone just wants to fuck HER so bad....

Thursday, January 31st, 2008 @ 4:59pm
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she looks like she's 13, she isn't hot either.

Friday, February 1st, 2008 @ 12:41am
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HARD CANDY is a mega-movie and such guys dont care that much about looks it is all about underage girls.
I think she has a good chance to have a great carreer.

For looks: well everybody look different. there are people like me, 24, looks 17. Other people vice versa. Dont matter.
I like her looks. but thats just me.

Friday, February 1st, 2008 @ 7:29pm
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She looks 14 ................................... MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Sunday, February 3rd, 2008 @ 1:34pm
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So far so good with her... At least she not trying to dress all sexy and act like a typical hollywood starlet..

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 @ 6:39pm
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Phil speaks the truth about Ellen.

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 @ 6:43pm
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this is all im gonna say about Ellen's Body because i read comment 10 and couldnt resist...

she has bigger breasts than Stumpy The Wonder Troll....

makes ya think dont it.....

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 @ 6:56pm
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homely ugly girl

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 @ 7:42pm
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i love this little cutie,has tons of personality

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 @ 8:22pm
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I like how her legs are spread in that first pic. Come to papa!!

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 @ 9:28pm
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Ewww. Why?

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 @ 11:20pm
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im with with Johnny Rotten.

honestly, i dont care what anyone says on or off this site about this site, im bastardly for life too.

if people dont "get" it, they are taking life WAY to seriously.....

Thursday, January 31st, 2008 @ 6:47am
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What a fugy runt. WTF was the point of posting these pics ffs.

Thursday, January 31st, 2008 @ 7:49am
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She's never done anything for me, but I admit whoever took these shots is a genius. She actually looks cute here. Hell, I'd nut on her seven-head.

Thursday, January 31st, 2008 @ 8:26am
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im not sure i understand all the OMG SHES SO AWESOME about this chick, but shes definitely a breath of fresh air in comparison to the other young actresses out there.

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 @ 6:43pm
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and yes she looks like a little girl.

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 @ 6:56pm
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This post wins - with all those awesome pictures I don't even care that it's nothing but links!

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 @ 9:35pm
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i think she has a cute face and i also think she likes girls, that is not a bad thing.

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 @ 6:48pm
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not an ugly little boy ok.

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 @ 6:57pm
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Hey it's Treena Lahey!

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 @ 6:48pm
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I agree Phil, definitely better in Hard Candy but both characters are equally as annoying. She's a great little actress and I highly doubt she's going to "go bad" in any way, I don't think there's anything to worry about.

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 @ 6:51pm
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For all the guys who pop into the Alessandra threads and throw out the obligatory "You must be a pedophile cuz this chick looks like a 12 year old school boy" quote all the time...

This is a thread where that quote would actually be applicable. Girl looks like a boy with socks stuffed under his shirt.

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 @ 6:52pm
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Ellen Page is beautiful.
People need to get over the want of seeing stereotypes and accept people who they are. just because shes an actress, doesnt mean she has to look like all of 'them' or act like 'them.'

Friday, May 16th, 2008 @ 8:15am
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