25 Scandalous Comments

I want to do things to her that are illegal in 49 states. I love this midget!!!!!

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 @ 1:34pm
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One of these days someone is going to smash that smile off of her disproportionate mug.

Until then, one can only fantasize.

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 @ 1:36pm
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Old lady outfit.

It's like she still play dresses. Oh Hayden.

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 @ 1:40pm
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I want to shove a needle filled with AIDS tainted blood into her fucking eye.

And that fucking bitch should just give me her shoes. They'd look better on me. Fucking slag whore.

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 @ 1:46pm
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Stunning as always.

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 @ 1:48pm
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I just don't get the eyebrows much. Shine on the forehead like that?

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 @ 2:11pm
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I'd have gentle, loving, unprotected sex with her.

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 @ 2:31pm
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too much clothing for homegirl.

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 @ 2:46pm
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Thank God for Hayden, the only hittable chick on Bastardly today!

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 @ 3:18pm
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Why is she wearing old lady support hose?

Is she wearing a girdle too?

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 @ 3:29pm
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Besides Gary Coleman, I can't think of any celebrities where a standard car tire comes up to their waist. (And yes, I realize it's a few inches below her waist but she's in 5 inch heels)

Please, pretty please even, stop posting about this midget.

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 @ 3:32pm
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she looks like a mother of 3 haha...but i still prefer this look instead of seeing her in skimpy clothes at a young age...gotta admit, i wear skimpy shit but no drugs, no cigarettes, no partying every night, no sleeping around so it is all good

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 @ 3:34pm
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Hey! That wasn't fair because that first shot was from some crazy angle that made her look like she had relatively normal lengthed legs.

Plus, I forgot she was old enough to drive.

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 @ 3:49pm
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I second the whole anal assassination style thing. I would quit shooting up if I could fuck a girl that looked like Hayden. I bet she's a super tight fit.

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 @ 4:18pm
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she`s the next Britney Spears,the starbucks coffee addiction gives it away,next is Cheetos i tell ya

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 @ 4:27pm
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i hope someone who works there is adding arsenic to her coffee EVERYTIME she goes to get starbucks, that way shell keel over and die after suffering a long painful exsistence.

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 @ 4:43pm
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Philip let`s hope that the people working at Starbucks will hear you!hear hear!such an insipration

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 @ 8:27pm
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Love her but she really needs to discover the petites section. As fab as she dresses, she looks like she borrowed clothes from her tall sister.

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 @ 10:48pm
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Starbucks - check
SUV - check
Short woman - check
gotta be Hayden.
Starbucks will never assassinate her. That would shave a penny per share from their quarterly earnings and tank the stock.

Thursday, January 31st, 2008 @ 4:14am
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I'd pull out and spray long, warm, wet, silky streams all over her back.

Gotta love Stumpy.

Thursday, January 31st, 2008 @ 8:00am
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damn! starbucks seems popular for coffee an others!

Sunday, February 3rd, 2008 @ 1:17am
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I can't really say anything bad about her in this set. Her shit looks tight. Darn.

Maybe next time my baby-fisted cherub. Maybe next time.

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 @ 1:35pm
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Do something about your eyebrows!

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 @ 3:32pm
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Oh God I just want to fuck her so much, preferably anal assasination style.

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 @ 3:35pm
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*inspiration that is

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 @ 8:28pm
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