From The Bastardly Archives... Last Year!
Thursday, January 31st, 2008 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
On this day in Bastardly History...http://www.moejackson.com/archives/2007/01/31/coco-vs-halle-berry-the-bastardly-boobies-matchup/
On this day in Bastardly History...http://www.moejackson.com/archives/2007/01/31/coco-vs-halle-berry-the-bastardly-boobies-matchup/
Berry's titties FTW. At least they're not fake.
Or if they are, at least she had a good surgeon, instead of some back-alley pimp with a couple of used condoms and a razor blade.
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Trashy vs Classy
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coco makes halle berry look ugly.
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man, HB is so overrated; it is not even funny...there is nothing special about this chick...i saw her when she was younger on SNL or MADTV and she looked super pretty then...that was it.
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Apples vs Oranges. No contest Hallie wins as she is not the classless, ghetto, rapper-cum burping hoe Coconuts lives wants to be. SHe is like a blunt the thugs pass around untill they are done. She prolly has pulled more trains then a Detroit prostitute (Or Kimora Simmons).
MEH!
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