Miranda Kerr @ Bumble & Bumble, 1st Fashion Fete

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Wow, she looks rough here. Anyone who says Miranda looks better than Adriana needs to nail their eyelids to a cliff and jump off of it. You could drink shots out of those gigantic dimples. Straight up juvenile.

Thursday, January 31st, 2008 @ 12:04pm
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Don't bogart that joint my friend,pass it over to me.

Thursday, January 31st, 2008 @ 12:08pm
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What a mess!

Thursday, January 31st, 2008 @ 12:18pm
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Rough? She's without make up. i think she doesn't really look that bad. She's skinny though (no bobies)

Thursday, January 31st, 2008 @ 12:34pm
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I wish I would that good without the makeup, sweet girl, very cute and I love her face/body.

Thursday, January 31st, 2008 @ 12:44pm
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one of the cutest aliens to walk earth...no going home for this E.T

Thursday, January 31st, 2008 @ 1:06pm
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love her

Thursday, January 31st, 2008 @ 1:19pm
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Buck Nasty is so small he could have sex with her dimples!

Thursday, January 31st, 2008 @ 1:30pm
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This is what guys who want teenage mistresses dream that they'll look like.

Thursday, January 31st, 2008 @ 1:37pm
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Blood shot eh?? well, shallow but i find her very attractive.. daym..those dimples by the wayy..

Thursday, January 31st, 2008 @ 1:47pm
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@ 9

Jesus, I know. I can't for the life of me get the appeal of this chick, atleast from a fucking casting agent's frame of mind. *An anorexic 12-year-old with no tits and no ass? Ooh, but she has such a cute Australian accent and such sweet dimples, she'll be perfect for all the pedophiles who subscribe to the catalog (seeing as how the rest of our models have reached their peak)...she'll be perfect!* Sign Miley Cyrus next! And Abigail Breslin!

Thursday, January 31st, 2008 @ 1:55pm
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She doesn't even look good in the catalog or runway....

Thursday, January 31st, 2008 @ 1:58pm
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how is she a VS model!? She looks skinner than Nicole Richie in her worst days…

Wow someone finally got it right !!!!!! This fug shouldn't be anywhere near a VS model. I wouldn't even fill those dimples with my jizz..... she's an ugly pumpkin-headed sleaze ball.

And thats the bottom line........... She couldn't carry Ale's shoes

Thursday, January 31st, 2008 @ 2:14pm
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Baby....but you look so good when you're all dolled up. This is how 90% of women look without makeup...actually, she still looks better than most. If you saw Ale, Adri, and the rest of the vs girls, you'd see the same thing. So what's the big dealio?

Thursday, January 31st, 2008 @ 3:03pm
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Adriana Lima is still #1 but Miranda is a tasty treat.

Thursday, January 31st, 2008 @ 3:18pm
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E. Normous, Yo mammy didn't complain about it.

Thursday, January 31st, 2008 @ 3:37pm
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When Miranda joined VS some people were calling her the new Adriana and yada yada. When you compare her to what Adriana looked like when she joined VS, there's a world of difference.

www.casperchristophersen.com/adrimira.jpg

Miranda will never be able to replace Adriana.

Thursday, January 31st, 2008 @ 3:59pm
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Everyone's got their rough days. Today is hers.

Thursday, January 31st, 2008 @ 4:29pm
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Pstroyer, check Miranda's last post your #'s on VS are way off, I posted a link to their latest financials there.... 2007 sales down 8% despite adding 18 stores, same store sales down, last 5 weeks down 14% over last year.

Agree Miranda sure as hell is no Lima, and will never be, she is only 2 years younger.

Thursday, January 31st, 2008 @ 5:49pm
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she looks like an ugly Adriana Lima.

Thursday, January 31st, 2008 @ 5:56pm
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i didn't know she could be that ugly without the heavy VS make-up

Thursday, January 31st, 2008 @ 6:15pm
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leave that cute baby face alone.

she does look cute in the catalog.

Thursday, January 31st, 2008 @ 6:23pm
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anyone else notice that shes obvioulsy fucked up a well in these pictures? get this bitch some visine STAT!!!

Thursday, January 31st, 2008 @ 6:29pm
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Woof. Bark, bark. Arf.

Thursday, January 31st, 2008 @ 6:43pm
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Sadly, most VS super models are this skinny. We don't realize it, because they are usually only seen next to each other, where the skinny doesn't show. I realized this one time when I saw Heidi Klum, one of the "bigger" VS angels next to a normal person and realized that she was freaking TINY. These girls are genetic outliers.

Thursday, January 31st, 2008 @ 7:15pm
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#27...

According to my wife, their numbers are probably down because they discontinued their line of "Secret Crush" fragrances. Man, that ticked her off.

Thursday, January 31st, 2008 @ 7:27pm
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Her nose is an issue for me. Other than that, she's ultra cute.

Thursday, January 31st, 2008 @ 8:42pm
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Adri and Ale > Izabel > Selita and Karolina > Miranda and Marisa

Thursday, January 31st, 2008 @ 8:43pm
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SHE LOOKS THE BEST WITHOUT MAKE-UP!!!! better than Adriana Lima and Alessandra, DARE I SAY IT.

Thursday, January 31st, 2008 @ 10:07pm
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She looks like she just smoked a ton of weed.

Thursday, January 31st, 2008 @ 10:20pm
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damn she's hot

Thursday, January 31st, 2008 @ 10:34pm
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i love her outfit but she needs make up

Thursday, January 31st, 2008 @ 10:53pm
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no bra?

Thursday, January 31st, 2008 @ 11:17pm
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She looks cool as fuck. Not close to being hte hottest VS model but I would still do her.

Thursday, January 31st, 2008 @ 11:50pm
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Ughhhhhh I hate fucking dimplessssssss, and I agree she looks like hot mess here..body of a boy and face of an ugly troll.

Friday, February 1st, 2008 @ 1:21am
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Miranda is very cute. One of my fav models.
Don't try to connect any single Angel to sales.
Just look at the viewers of the VSFS; the number of viewers has consistently gone down since 1999 despite Adriana, Heidi, Gisele and Tyra.
The sales have been going down ever since 2003 when Lima was at her prime. Having sexy pretty girls wearing their panties DOESN'T ALWAYS translate into big sales.
The last BIG sale VS had, was the late 1990s with Heidi modeling the miracle bra which was said to be such a great push up, a woman would not need a boob job. Women stood in front of VS stores for hours and signed waiting lists to great the bra. That was the last GREAT sale and it was also about the time Lima joined VS.
So no single model will save or destroy VS; it is quality, price, and product effectivenes.

Friday, February 1st, 2008 @ 3:30am
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Ew.
Enough said.

Saturday, February 2nd, 2008 @ 6:25am
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Omega, agreed.

Sales are slipping because VS is producing crap and cutting corners, while marketing at the same price. If I'm gonna wear something of poor quality, it might as well have a reflective price tag. VS is tacky, now, marketing to tweeny mallrats.

Sunday, February 3rd, 2008 @ 2:01am
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Red eyes? Long night? Been hitting the bong?

Hm... not a good look babes. Petra would never be seen like that.

Thursday, January 31st, 2008 @ 12:04pm
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She's so cute! And, apparently, SO high.

Thursday, January 31st, 2008 @ 12:34pm
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*i'd look that good* damn the typing

Thursday, January 31st, 2008 @ 12:44pm
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Lisa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

get the fuck out of here

Thursday, January 31st, 2008 @ 1:20pm
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who shows up at award shows without make up? gimme a break...of course, she is wearing make-up...you know your everyday, can hardly tell type of make-up...she looks busted and word @ 1

Thursday, January 31st, 2008 @ 1:57pm
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Why are her eyes always so bloodshot?

Thursday, January 31st, 2008 @ 4:30pm
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how is she a VS model!? She looks skinner than Nicole Richie in her worst days...

Thursday, January 31st, 2008 @ 12:47pm
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she's the grestest one of the VSM.

Thursday, January 31st, 2008 @ 1:22pm
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