Noemie Lenoir Brings The Afternoon Links!

she looks...cool.

There isn't a fiction writer alive who could have come up with the story that Britney Spears is now living out. No one could have predicted seven years ago that this is what was going to happen to her. She is the new Liz Taylor/Michael Jackson/Frances Farmer (don't know? look it up. She was a fascinating character) of our generation. I don't know if it's the drugs or the fact that she couldn't handle being a mother or maybe she just didn't like not being the cute little lolita anymore. Whatever it's about, there's a reason it's the main Pop Culture Narrative Thread right now, although I think a sociologist or cultural critic is going to need to explain it to me before I figure it out.

i find the racism on this page.........hilarious!

As a plain white dude with a bent tunnel brimmed 5 dollar hat, some garth brook jeans and a faded AC/DC shirt I demand that you give me a plain blue eyed, blond hair, cookie cutting clone with no ass or hips razor thin scarecrow built frame, praying mantis shapped jagged elbows, generic looking white woman!

very very pretty
The only I don't like about her is that she was overacting in the VSFS 2007.
Waving her hands and arms, blowing kisses, and almost dancing sometimes.
Still a very beautiful woman with a french accent.

still very doable as well....

What,Big Papi??No racist humour/hate?? What in gods name??

I am sorry,Lokiman. It was silly of me.

This woman is pure chocolate, I would love to drink some.

johny rotten; for being first,you silly ;)

she is offically my second favorite vicky secret model. shes gorgeous.

I wish I was mixed or somethin..so I could be dark skinned..I hate having to use self-tanning..

dude! the ashley simpson topless link is bullshit. talk about a let down. i was browsing looking to see a little simpson nipple and BAM! a bunch of useless bubblegum mag pics... sigh. and don't let the bubblegum mag statement make you think your even gonna see side nipple... you ain't...

and pam...
you know we cool right (wink wink!)

lokiman,I could not care less about your opinion on me.

vava voooooooooooooooom!

@25 i really couldn't give a fuck myself.
i'm a bastard, and i can't be arsed to bitch.

i like a beautiful woman in beautiful lingerie

monkey face really

nignog

#28..what does that even mean??

Agree.Monkey-face.I'm aloud to have my opinion.

that's a pretty monkeyface then.

humans are closely related to apes anyway. i don't see anything wrong with being attracted to something apelike.

statistics show that women find men who have Neanderthal or "cavemen" facial features the most attractive.

Yeah,I like men who behave like the men in the stoneage..bash my head with a bat and drag me in a cave and have their way with me..

Nocturna ya moms a monkey face and the dumb bitch tried to run of with my dick. clearly unable to distinguish the difference between my member and a banana.

someguy your dads a nignog but abandoned your stupid ass cause your a retarded fucking albino. your mom however was given my penius by choice and she proceeded to suck it. however i came in her ass for her head giving skills were... lets say lacking.

I will continue to speak up for the silent majority and demand ass shots.

Crispus Attucks on crack.

Very pretty, but I hate her poses.

@17
That girl doesn't look black to me.

@37

Coon, coon...
Black baboon...
Brutal, worthless,
thieving goon...
Often high...thrives in jail...
His welfare check
is in the mail...
Some 40 offspring
have been had,
Not one will ever
call him dad...

Perfection! I always loved her,..

this is such a bad day. i just checked out Askmen's 99 most desirable women... Why the hell did they put Adri on 10th and Ale on 2nd?!?!?!?!

Lot of fucking racists on here today. It's cool though, Moe or Jackson wil just ban you tommorow.

Spiteful and RACIST fucks on here. If everyone was like them, I don't have much hope for humanity. She is absoultely gorgeous. Mixed people often turn out really stunning.

yeah, i don't get the racists here either. as if being ignorant makes them superior, uhh no, it makes them look uneducated, backwards, and mentally inferior. fucking neo-nazis, trying to bring down other people to make them feel good about themselves, when the truth is, they're living such a shitty life. i hate fuckin racists like pamela susan whoever that bitch is.

fyi, i meant facial structures, NOT behavior. and besides, behavior is relative with the environment. you, being a dim-witted supercial hatin redneck, wouldn't know anything about that.

Now now guys, just because some people have the intelligence to ignore the blanket ignorance of other people calling everyone pointing out a racial feature a "racist". Differences in people don't make them unequal, but it does make them different, as opposed to the ridiculous american mantra that all races are equal in all things. Its f**king obvious they're different, but that doesnt mean they're unequal. If more people figured this stuff out, there would be less racism and better tolerance through intelligent discussion instead of PC rubbish

LOL, i must say, we havent had a racist controversy here in a while, and, i get the feeling thats prolly why any of these people actually DID make racist comments.

but, i guess you cant really expect much from Ignorant Crackas can you?

someguy
your rhymes are somewhat mediocre
ya moms an albino dog, she wear a choker
ya girl wants to be black, she tans her skin
says ya dick small, so i gave her the long thing
say i won't be a father so i won't even try
i'm your dad, you used to be apple of my eye
till puberty hit and you became confused sexually
damn! now i wish i had a vasectomy
but don't worry son you can hate us black folks
cause we fucking ya girls jobless/ while you work to attract folk
ha your a joke. you wouldn't wanna see me
cause your a pussy and i'm liable to damn near smack folk.
you faggot

44. Chuvaloo

From AskMen.com:

"Past No. 1 winners include Beyonce for 2007, Jessica Alba for 2006 and Adriana Lima for 2005. They are all strong women, extremely successful in their respective fields and, ahem, drop-dead gorgeous. And they were all at the top of their game in the years they were crowned No. 1."

Adriana has been the highest placing model in AskMen for 2005, 2006 and 2007 but it was kinda expected that she would drop on this year's list since last year was a rather anonymous year for her (aside from the VS show). This year could be her comeback year with her weight loss and that superbowl commercial bound to give her some major press.

It's good for Alessandra that she made 2nd place at this point (thinking about her pregnancy) so congratulations to her. It's nice to see 3 VS models in the top 10 :)

Lol lokiman, you silly nignog. Constantly thinking about your penis and how many white women you wanna fuck while you stick your nignog cock inside the brillo pad like vagina of your fat, gorilla faced nignog girlfriend. But white women don't want to touch you because you nignogs smell bad even after taking a shower. Don't be upset though, there's always your orangutan girlfriend back at your "crib", she's pregnant so you won't even have to wear a condom, just hope she didn't catch anything from the baby daddy. Remember to get some money off her too for rims and crack.

#44 Askmen's top 99 list is flawed, because Katherine Heigl is #1. WTF?

I'd hit it.

verse 2 of the someguy rap

someguy why try to keep up with me
your responce was lame, what dude is you angry?
i told you you used to be the apple of my eye
i disowned you, i know. no need to cry
my orangutan girl is your mom don't forget
when she kisses you goodnight you smell my balls on her breath
remember when i brought you action-man for christmas?
son your so ungrateful, i hate your existence.
i don't think you should make judements on my character
when your ass has seen more dick than pam andersons virgina

Nice to see ebonics at work, silly nignogs.

hahaha next opponent please...

loki's rhymes are better, and verse 2 better than verse 1 since, well, as a lyricist myself, well, wannabe, you shouldnt ever use the same word to rhyme with the same word, unless your using 2 different meanings of the word....thats my only critizm...

IE....

Dyer and Dire they mean 2 different things but are the same word?

hey McCracken his last comment was the comment of the defeated. lol. silly nazi.
anyway, i must disagree with the rhyme thing since the words "folk" were the carrier for the words before it.
black, attract and smack. which (kinda) rhyme.

That Emanuela girl is barely black, you idiots. Her features are all white - even her hair isn't black. She just has black skin.

She's like a dark version of Adriana Lima - the hair/nose/lips/etc. are identical.

hahahahaha this shit is hilarious.racism really cracks me the hell up.lokiman you are rlly funny.but seiously guys what is with all the racism and hate mongering.cant we all just love each other and get along?

ya, racists were absent for a while. Strange!!! Some people are still in the 18th and 19th centuries LOL I think they're comments are funny, they reek of you-know-what...

63,
bitch, i knew you had no credibility...saying that Emanuela chick looks like Lima...are you fucking high? she looks nothing like Lima...she looks black...calling others idiots like you know her genealogy history...fucking dumb ass

what an absolute beauty- outrageously good-looking...

@Wow
the "cookie cutter" white girl would have brown hair and brown eyes
Natural blondes and natural blues eyes are rare and are the minority among caucasians
so your logic is obvious wrong.
The most common look IN THE WORLD is brown hair and brown eyes
which makes blonde and red hair and blue and green eyes rare and exotic by pure deduction and default

There are no so beautilul white girls as chocolate sistas

Garth your making us look bad
a) the silly comment on par with someguys ignorance and...
b) your terrible sentance building skills

leave the racist crap at the door people

and i apologise to anyone offended by my words to someguy. i was just bouncing off his crap and throwing it back at him (to maximum effect).

i dont get all this monkey face bullshit.noemie does not look like a fucking monkey.just cos shes black right?i will be the first to admit that some black people do have slightly monkey esque featues,but she is not one of them.are y'all blind,stupid or just jealous?noemie is the business.

you americans are so sick with your racism
ugh...i feel sorry for you!!!!!!!!!!
the girl is pretty though...

#71 - I think monkeys are the cuttest animals
but still, when people call a black person a monkey
it is obvious they are being very rude
but i agree with #72
alot of whites in america are rude / racist
(see that lil shit someguy)

What??
Can't a gal joke anymore?
Y'all are wayyy too touchy.

you are the sick fuck
you fuck!
fuck you, you sick fucker of fucks!

some loser guy should be ashame and embarrassed. he knows how retarded and uneducated he sounded, so he stopped writing. thats sad. haha some loser guy.

First!!
Negroid with pubic hairs on it's head!!

Oh,damn you,johny rotten!!

I was doing the blonde bitch from the movie: The Craft.

fuck all you racist bastards. pam sue you better be playing!
shes fucking beautiful you lame fucks.

Pleople, see Emanuela de Paula pictures:

http://goldenfiddle.com/set/390/zoom/10433/large
http://goldenfiddle.com/set/390/zoom/10428/large
http://goldenfiddle.com/set/390/zoom/10434/large

She is an amazing new black Victorias Secret model.

She is gorgeous!

pamela sue
damn me why?

how many pams are there?

lol. hey someguy, she still has dick-breath though. ya mom that is...

@ 41 (Molly: "@17 ... That girl doesn’t look black to me.")

Emanuela de Paula is darker than Noemi Lenoir

She is BLACK, of course ... look again, my friend:

http://goldenfiddle.com/set/390/zoom/10433/large
http://goldenfiddle.com/set/390/zoom/10428/large
http://goldenfiddle.com/set/390/zoom/10434/large

I just think Emanuela is stunning ..

take ya nursey rhyme you cut and pasted off a nazi web site and shove it up your ass. you silly embarrassment to humanity

Pamela Susan Morrison,
can you please be a blotd?
i would have oh so much fun
ripping your fuck face to shreds!

i find it so funny that when a white woman is posted on here
people arent leaving comments like:
"look at this nasty bird shit and whatever"
but its a totally different story when it is a black woman
it just goes to show you that we whites are the ones who
usually have the problem with tolerating other people
it saddens me to say that i am ashamed to be apart of
the same race as the likes of "someguy"
oh well...thats the world we live in i guess

hey SOMEGUY!!!!!!!!!!

its your girl sally here and i would love to personally hurt you
this is how i would begin...
i would shove a long serrated rod up your anus until it came out your mouth
your body would rotate around this rod (similar to the chicken in my local kebab shop)
i would then take a blunt rusty nail and hammer the tip of your penis into your anus
(in order for this to work your penis would have previously been sliced in half
so that bothsides of it could be nailed around either sides of the rod)
to further this pain...i would seel your dicky hole with super glue (hehehehe)
i would then slowly bend each of your toe and finger nails
back until they ripped of your skin
for the finale...i would have you tied down with your eyes plastered open
and every, lets say, 30 minutes...i would tip one driplet of acid into each of your eyes!

luv ya bitch!

sham bam
damn pam
she is a gay lamb!

someone must have read my comments about the girl in Cloverfield, cause i said that shit like right after i saw it, and said it HERE and now i keep seeing references to that chick from Cloverfield and Megan Fox....its true. she looks like Fox in Cloverfield, but 85% less skankariffic and 100% more talented.

she's pretty...what's up with the racism? Pamela?

Beautiful, Beautiful. A little thin for my tastes but a gorgeous face.

Big Man, good looking out with the links!

i never said you cant joke
i just want to rip your fucken pig fucked face to shreds!!!!

Where is all this hate coming from??
Why are you so angry?
Your therapist and team of doctors can help you with those questions.

Ugh she's black.

beautiful, love the hair

btw: to #77: that is really sick dude!

dazza - Go see your therapist like ASAP. This is certainly not a normal behaviour and ask him to put you in a mental hospital,you mental patient.It's ok,I forgive you,you're just a sick fuck,that's all.