Christina Aguilera Use Grey Sharpie To Sign Autographs!



More importantly, let us all enjoy Christina's large breasts. Oh yeah, she was signing copies of her Back to Basics tour DVD at Best Buy... but whatever.

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wtf......isn't that CD really old

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 12:01am
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hahhahahahahahah @1 thats effing hilarious

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 12:03am
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I'M hungry and thirsty all of a sudden!!

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 12:17am
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Damn those are huge. But I see she's still applying makeup with a shovel.

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 12:22am
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The bleached-out eyebrows look pretty bad.

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 1:27am
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wow, her face is soooooo unattractive. even her boobs have makeup on them.

and aren't you supposed to lay off the hair dye when you're pregnant/breast feeding??

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 1:39am
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thoses eye-blow are breached 89% bad, face looks okay at 60%, 40% unattractive... and lol, thats not grey sharpie... thats a sliver sharpie

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 1:55am
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sorry for double... that background looks like BESTBUY sponsership from jeremy mayfield fall race #66 car

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 1:57am
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Dear god pic on page 2 is SCARY! And why is her face caked with white powder while the rest of her is orange?

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 2:01am
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Good god, she looks fucking ridiculous.....

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 2:43am
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she doesnt need all that makeup shes really caked on, those red lips gotta go..=(

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 2:55am
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retarded inbred porno clown beast russ meyer extra

why does her face look so ugly?

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 4:17am
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MONSTER BOOBS!!!!!!!! love it

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 4:37am
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She really needs to tone the makeup down. That shit is out of control.

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 4:52am
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she should stop using tons of make up and dye hair hair to darker color cos shes looking like a porn star

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 5:11am
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doesn't a woman gotta heal up...before she sluts that slit up again...?

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 6:18am
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That just hidieous... has a kid, porks up, and looks like she uses a trowel for her makeup.
Give it up, your 15 seconds are over

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 7:58am
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boobies!

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 8:43am
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she must have ACNE.i know that if i caked my face in that funky shit,id have a major breakout.sheesh.tone it down,xtina.you look like a skank.

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 9:13am
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That's what she gets for fucking a monkey.

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 10:20am
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too much make-up. too much hair dye. she looks like she's breastfeeding. i thought hair bleaching wasn't allowed during that type so the baby isn't sucking on peroxide

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 10:36am
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Hate the makeup... she is not that ugly to used that much.

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 10:38am
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Yamma mama those things are hugh.

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 10:53am
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What's that tatoo say inflate to 50 lbs.

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 10:59am
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I'd hit it twice.

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 11:09am
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GOT MILK

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 12:11pm
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wow huuuuuuge titties!

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 12:48pm
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First, yes you can still breastfeed after you've had a breast agumentation

Second, Xtina - Honey, your boobs are large enough you really don't have to hightlight them with shimmery powder....

Third, your makeup makes you look like Hachet-Face...

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 1:43pm
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I want her to get a makeover on one of those shows. You may not think she's hot, but she looks a hell of a lot better if she'd do her hair and makeup like a human.

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 1:54pm
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I think she is ugly too. But my face shape is kind of like hers and were both half latina's who pass for white girls so I dont make fun of her too much. And those boobs are half silicone and half milk.

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 2:36pm
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Exactly,Betty Boop!!She would be sooo much better with less makeup..hell,she is even prettier with no makeup at all than that clown-face,believe me!!Plus,with that really white hair and white face,she resembles an Albino..

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 2:45pm
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it's a silver sharpie, you bastard. what about those paint cans? makes me want to suckle.

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 3:29pm
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her body is FUCKIN NIiiiiiiice.....but lose da clown make up hoe.

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 4:08pm
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repulsive sickening face
but great boobies!

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 9:40pm
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Picture 2, the more you look at it the scarier it gets... what´s that!!

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 11:47pm
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i would love to ram that miss dirty aguilera

Friday, February 8th, 2008 @ 2:43am
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i hope her baby is hungry/thirsty

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 12:10am
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I'm not a huge fan (I'm actually quite small), but those tits are lookin vein ripe!!!!!

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 12:22am
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Damn those titties look nice!

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 3:12am
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DAYUM! Look at the weight stress on those feet!

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 4:44am
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and why are her eyebrows grey?

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 9:13am
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I hope she has better parenting skills then Brit Brit.

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 10:24am
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why the hell is she still sporting that bright red lipstick?

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 10:40am
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She's so pretty but the way she fixes herself up is so trashy.

The boobs look great though. They've managed to become more natural looking since the pregnancy.

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 10:59am
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eww...i just cant get over that face
it is so disgusting oh dear lord i think i am gonna have nightmares

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 9:44pm
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wow when did she get a boob job????? j/k

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 12:23am
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ugly

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 3:17am
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I actually like her better now, she was too damn skinny.

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 9:29am
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I love Christina, but that makeup is fucked up. Looks like her face is melting off!

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 12:24am
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Can women breastfeed with implants like hers?

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 12:38am
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