Bastardly Asks: What's Audrina Patridge Looking At?



These snaps were taken @ Playboy's Super Saturday Night Party


Jugger wrote:



She's always looking upward in all of her picks. Still, I think she's great looking. Can't put my finger on it, but something about her is really attractive. She is very cute.




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Seriously, there's something wrong with her eyes....

And good god, she needs to get some shoes that fit.

And she needs to close her mouth.

Ugh. This is not a good day for her.

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 3:04pm
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I think its the flash and she needs glasses.

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 3:04pm
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Photograher "Audrina please look at the camera.....Audrina please look at the camera."

Audrina "I am looking at the camera"

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 3:07pm
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she's cute, her body is nice...
agree with #2 (flash)

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 3:15pm
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Did she get bolt ons?

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 3:21pm
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audriana, look at the pretty lights! right up there, in the sky!

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 3:24pm
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I hate this bitch
she has this "duhhhh" look

she looks so dumb. I bet when you talk to her she'll be like uhhhhhhh ummmmmm while looking up

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 3:48pm
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What the hell is she always looking at!? LOL

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 4:05pm
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Maybe she has double-lazy eye.

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 4:21pm
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Maybe she's 4ft6.....

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 4:28pm
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She's obviously always used to looking up at the camera. It's hard for her to adjust from her normal BJ mindset.

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 4:33pm
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Such a pretty girl, with the exception of the eye thing. If they ever make a live action Betty Boop movie, she has to get the starring role, with those weird ceiling staring eyes.

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 4:50pm
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everyone, i think ive got it.

shes spent so much time sucking dick, and is SO used to being on her knees, that from sucking so much dick and having her eyes in that position to look up at the dude while shes doing it, her eyes are permantenly locked in that position.

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 4:57pm
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^ LMAO at #15

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 5:05pm
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She thinking of bleaching her teeth.

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 5:37pm
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I think Phil knows too much.

Anyways, atleast the *special* girl's dress is hot.

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 5:53pm
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hmmm... those teeth arouse me.

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 6:05pm
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...up int he sky...
is it a bird?
is it a plane...?

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 6:35pm
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hate her mascara, always too clumpy

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 8:14pm
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She's just trying to focus.

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 8:23pm
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having fucked up eyes like those can make one overlook the teeth that are pushing out of her mouth ..gross..get the fuck out of here

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 8:48pm
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there goes those floating eyes again

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 9:12pm
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her non existence of an upper lip is making me scared

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 9:18pm
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look at the damn camera, by god...look at it ya stupid chiclet-toothed bitch!

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 10:36pm
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She is so pretty and has a great body, I don't care what she is looking at.

Friday, February 8th, 2008 @ 1:24am
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Cara is right: that mascara is nasty. She looks like an old prostitute who's trying too hard.

Friday, February 8th, 2008 @ 2:42am
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lolz - #15's got it.

Friday, February 8th, 2008 @ 4:50am
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Lazy eyes tend to drift to the side rather than up.
Maybe she needs to take lessons from Susanna Hoffs on how to move her eyes around.

Friday, February 8th, 2008 @ 6:14am
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To add to McCracken - I think that's how her teeth got messed up also.

I always figured she was looking up at the sky waiting for the mother ship to come pick her up.

Friday, February 8th, 2008 @ 10:30am
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im not a fan of women who hva thin upper lip

Friday, February 8th, 2008 @ 11:55am
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There must be some cool stuff behind the cameraman in all of her pictures

Saturday, February 9th, 2008 @ 5:55pm
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cute an great body, 100% nice

Monday, February 11th, 2008 @ 12:48am
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So ugly and stoned.

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 4:21pm
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Phil is probably right. I though maybe she had been drilled from behind so often that her eyes were knocked out of whack. Who knows? Who cares? We're all objectifying her anyways. I choose to look only at her tits.

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 5:40pm
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she watching the clock...those 15 minutes are almost up...

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 10:39pm
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cute an great body, 100% nice

Monday, February 11th, 2008 @ 12:48am
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Is that even possible?

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 4:21pm
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I think Audrina upper lip is to thin and her teeth are teeth big, that explains why she can't never shut her mouth because her choppers are to big. Yuck, she needs full lips to hold those big choppers in place.

Sunday, August 24th, 2008 @ 12:48pm
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