Bastardly Asks: What's Audrina Patridge Looking At?
Thursday, February 7th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson

Jugger wrote:
She's always looking upward in all of her picks. Still, I think she's great looking. Can't put my finger on it, but something about her is really attractive. She is very cute.

























Seriously, there's something wrong with her eyes....
And good god, she needs to get some shoes that fit.
And she needs to close her mouth.
Ugh. This is not a good day for her.
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I think its the flash and she needs glasses.
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Photograher "Audrina please look at the camera.....Audrina please look at the camera."
Audrina "I am looking at the camera"
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she's cute, her body is nice...
agree with #2 (flash)
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Did she get bolt ons?
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audriana, look at the pretty lights! right up there, in the sky!
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I hate this bitch
she has this "duhhhh" look
she looks so dumb. I bet when you talk to her she'll be like uhhhhhhh ummmmmm while looking up
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What the hell is she always looking at!? LOL
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Maybe she has double-lazy eye.
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Maybe she's 4ft6.....
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She's obviously always used to looking up at the camera. It's hard for her to adjust from her normal BJ mindset.
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Such a pretty girl, with the exception of the eye thing. If they ever make a live action Betty Boop movie, she has to get the starring role, with those weird ceiling staring eyes.
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everyone, i think ive got it.
shes spent so much time sucking dick, and is SO used to being on her knees, that from sucking so much dick and having her eyes in that position to look up at the dude while shes doing it, her eyes are permantenly locked in that position.
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^ LMAO at #15
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She thinking of bleaching her teeth.
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I think Phil knows too much.
Anyways, atleast the *special* girl's dress is hot.
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hmmm... those teeth arouse me.
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...up int he sky...
is it a bird?
is it a plane...?
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hate her mascara, always too clumpy
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She's just trying to focus.
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having fucked up eyes like those can make one overlook the teeth that are pushing out of her mouth ..gross..get the fuck out of here
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there goes those floating eyes again
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her non existence of an upper lip is making me scared
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look at the damn camera, by god...look at it ya stupid chiclet-toothed bitch!
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She is so pretty and has a great body, I don't care what she is looking at.
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Cara is right: that mascara is nasty. She looks like an old prostitute who's trying too hard.
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lolz - #15's got it.
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Lazy eyes tend to drift to the side rather than up.
Maybe she needs to take lessons from Susanna Hoffs on how to move her eyes around.
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To add to McCracken - I think that's how her teeth got messed up also.
I always figured she was looking up at the sky waiting for the mother ship to come pick her up.
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im not a fan of women who hva thin upper lip
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There must be some cool stuff behind the cameraman in all of her pictures
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cute an great body, 100% nice
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So ugly and stoned.
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Phil is probably right. I though maybe she had been drilled from behind so often that her eyes were knocked out of whack. Who knows? Who cares? We're all objectifying her anyways. I choose to look only at her tits.
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she watching the clock...those 15 minutes are almost up...
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cute an great body, 100% nice
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Is that even possible?
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I think Audrina upper lip is to thin and her teeth are teeth big, that explains why she can't never shut her mouth because her choppers are to big. Yuck, she needs full lips to hold those big choppers in place.
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