Bastardly Breaking News! Rihanna Has 21 Naughty Sex Tips!
Thursday, February 7th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
These snaps were taken @ the Cosmopolitan Magazine Private Dinner in NYC
These snaps were taken @ the Cosmopolitan Magazine Private Dinner in NYC
The EYES!!!
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Call me a hater, but I don't understand the hype. I don't think she's hot... not even close.
Her music is crappy too. "Umbrella ,ella, ella. Under my umbrella, ella, ella." Yeah, that's rich.
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Feet!
Yes! They are huge, but I like her. Filth in the sack, I have absolutely convinced myself of it.... ;)
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I'd rather take sex tips from Magic Johnson, Eazy-E and Paris Hilton than take advice from this tranny.
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Jugger, its no longer about the music, it is about the hype.
Read a couple of biographies or autobiographies about musicians who started out in the 60's. It was about the music, today is about selling the star, thats how get bimbo's like Riahanna or Britney Spears on the front page of every bloody rag in the country
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I agree... she does not look good here. The hair looks terrible and the feet are gross, but I may still let her play with my umbrella.
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Holy Blue Eye Shadow...
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Tip #1 - No woman can give a man a handy like he can give to himself, so stick with BJ's and be sure to swallow.
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Yikes. The makeup is way harsh. But I can't wait to read this issue, gotta love Cosmo's sensational sex tales.
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She's very pretty, but... she does make some doubtful choices when it comes to makeup.
Fire your makeup artist babe, ha hates you deep inside.
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Not her best look but she's still a hottie
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looks like a man. gross.
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Rihanna has taken over Beyonce's spot as the overexposed celebrity singer.
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too big, too fat, and too ugly
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Yeah, she's hot if you like oompah loompahs.
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Dude looks like a lady...
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come on people, lets be honest.just look at her.she is not attractive, and she also has a really disgusting body.she looks like a man. but if you all want to believe the hype and kid yourself she is hot then go ahead.
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She clearly has multiple make up artists and stylists. either that or she has multiple personality disorder. her make up is either really great or well, like this.
this can't possibly be yesterday. her hair do yesterday was at least twice as long as this. she also needs to stop letting her hair person experiment so much.
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nose and hips are getting out of control,did somebody punched her in the nose repeatedly?
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her forehead is the main thing that bugs me about her..its so large. GET SOME BANGSSS silvous plais.
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She really does look like a monkey.
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she could benefit from a good nose job and some bangs
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i think her nose has improved ...just saw her first album and her nose was wider....her asset is her eyes
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strange makeup...but this is a truly gorgeous girl. i love the new, even-shorter cut btw
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Bow in the Presence of Greatness!!
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The funny thing is we haven't seen half of the people on here making comments about this beautiful girl LOL...
Your beautiful... Makeup is banging and I would die for that shape...
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