From The Bastardly Archives... Two Years Ago!

isnt this slut dead?

She was killed by her boyfriend. What a waste. What kind of man kills a girl who fucks like Haley Paige? I though the point of being with a girl like Haley Paige is that all of your rage and anger dissipated during the sex you were able to have with her? I used to watch her work and she really was something special. All natural, cute, never overacted, but was down for anything. Fuck Heath Ledger and fuck every other celebrity or famous person that has died in the last year. The death of Haley Paige is the real tragedy. I'm serious. Who mourns for her, or Chester Anuzsak, aka Jon Dough? These are people I know better than Mr. Brokeback Vicodin. I've shared many moments of intimacy with Haley Paige and Jon Dough. As a matter of fact, Haley and Jon did a great scene together a few years ago, and I've watched it every time. I feel as if I memorized both of their genitalia. I could pick out Jon's junk in a lineup and identify Haley with nothing but a picture of her peeper.

I'll miss you Haley Paige. And I will honor your memory by abstaining from watching any more of your work. That seems like the right thing to do. But you were so hot that it's going to be hard.

And can I just say that Scott Baio is 46 and Pregnant is the best show on television other than Breaking Bad, which would be perfect had they not cast the Giovanni Ribisi wannabe alongside the incredible Bryan Cranston. Scott Baio is giving the best performance I've ever seen from a D-List Celebreality star. I didn't know he had it in him.

i'd tap it on her forehead. yep, ded, dunno if boyfriend killed her tho, inconclusive as far as the google search i just did. she liked it in the butt. i've done worse tho.

RIP

#3 ...hahaha dude big loss

NOT!

yeah she is.