Bastardly Lady of the Day - Ashley

Less orange.

Bad photoshop job.

Why do all ugly fat chicks insist on getting their belly buttons pierced? Nasty looking eyebrows too. Not attractive

ugh and shitty answers too. im so sick of these bitches answering with one or two words thinking it makes them look sassy or some shit. "i might" bitch we all know you would, no need to front.

The picture of you on the couch looks like a beached whale.

Needs to lay off the McDonalds, or photoshop the blubber out next time. Destined to be a 250 lb loudmouthed soccer mom. Loose the attitude, you are now where near as hot as you think. Nice hair, it looks like you lost a bleach fight.

Hello Fat Orange Whore. Are you an Oompah Loompah truck stop hooker?

Oh fuck no! Fat, ugly, orange, awful.

Don't you "women" have any shame?? Damn!

I'll call you if I get a flat tire and need a spare.

why did she airbrush herself orange?

I think you're absolutly B-E-A-Utiful!!!
Wish there were a way to see more pics of you! i think you're perfect in every way!!!
Rick

Any of you douchebags would drop her like a bad habit.

Sexing you would be hard. You are not ugly but you look fake. Sorry your not my type.

Based on your appearance, I would say you'll do just about anything, if it means being accepted. You're a drunk frat boy's dream. Whisper a few "sweet nothings" in your ear, and you're good to go.

Oh and I just saw that you dissed Leni.

Yeah, you can go get gang raped at the next USC frat party, get AIDS and die alone in a cat fiulled apartment, you fucking worthless whore cumpdumpster.

I'd rather tongue a homeless guy's asshole than look at you for another three seconds. Someone, anyone, please fucking kill this whore.

Fake. So Fake. And what's with the Prom picture - 19 my ass.

One word comes to mind when looking at you: CHEAP.

I don't think you are fat, but I wonder why you are orange???

Get the fuck outta my face, you sick whore!

Those are some great DSL's!

Leni seems bitchy??!! Jesus Christ, she's one of the very few that is nice and actually has a brain.

You're repulsive. Orange, un-toned, disgustingly trashy hair, pig-faced bitch. Please get a clue, or HIV.

moooo bitch

average

FAT ORANGE ain't just what grows on trees in Florida apparently.

so fat, so orange so gross

looks like any dopey high schooler walking around town who thinks they are the hottest things on earth. very very unattractive.

you bastards are too mean. i'd bone the hell outta that fake ass thick and juicy OC bitch

I'm not going to say anything mean about your pics. I don't see why you insulted Leni though. That was not nice.

whoa i just noticed the bugs bunny teeth in the first pic

nice muffin tops. . .

Nothing wrong with banging a fatty every now and then...i would!

do you have a mirror??
your self esteem is too high, you’re delusional, do you really think you're hot?
I think you are a spoiled rich girl, ugly, with an inflated ego...so sad
dye your hair brown, lose weight...get a personality

Dont hate the baby fat................ she's hot now and I suspect she'll be even hotter at 25

Fuck the Beach Boys for ever writing that annoying "California Girls" song, and FUCK that shit-head David Lee Roth for ever re-making it.

Keeriste! You're going to look like chewed and spat out leather in about 6 more months with the tan you're working on... As much as I love the original oompa loompa songs, I do NOT want to fuck one.

You have a belly even bigger than Britney Spears.

You still have some Baby Fat and then some on you girl.

I could and would put you on the Frank protein diet and fuck 15 pounds off of you in 3 weeks, but you seem like an idiot so you are out of luck.

@56 your comparing this broad to Gemma? Or any of the other English tit models? You're out of your fucking mind

Ugly.

4-F's for FAKE
FAT
FUNNY
FAT AGAIN!!!!!!!!

DAMN...........want a BIG-MAC with that DIET Drink?

ha ha ha ha ha ha aha ha what a WHALE!!!!!!!!!!!

ha ha ha ah ahha ha

I think its funny how these fake bitches are so sheltered! No culture at all. Just a mess of tacky hair, clothes, nails, skin, makeup, i could go on and on. I see them all the time, and this girl needs a reality check. YOUR NOT HOT!!!

Not another typical overly tanned, orange, big round, typical, wanna be OC, 5 IQ dumb, porn star lookalike girl.

Think you photoshopped yourself - holy moly girly you make chicks from Cali look really bad... Please move out of state - maybe Alaska they have this great Pipeline...

You're a bad girl, Ashley. You need an authority figure in your life. And you need to be stuffed with a big dick. I don't have a big dick so I'm not offering. I'm just saying. You look like you like to fuck and that's alright with me.

it really sounds like everyones voiced my thoughts already. i honestly cant tell if this girl is pretty or not; shes hiding behind so much thats fake - hair, nails, tan, excessive eyeliner, and poorly done photoshopping. its all way too overwhelming. and for whatever the reason so many girls today have no clue as how to dress to flatter their figure. this girl is nowhere near obese yet almost every comment has ripped her to shreds about it. the answers pretty easy - not EVERYONE can parade around in skin tight things - and even then it almost always comes off as super trashy. so please girls, class it up; try being FASHIONABLE for once. this sure isnt it.

simply, bad...

@66 - That's what's jumps to mind - Fake everything - Plus I am out of my mind...Good call!

Fat fat fattty....(8)

Leni doesn't seem "bitchy" at all?? - no basis on that one

I think this girl is from small town USA and hoping to "look" like she's from southern cali.
You've got it all wrong girl. Everything just screams trashy most likely brought on from insecurity. Too bleached - go back to your darker roots. Quit tanning or you'll look about 40 when you're 23. Quit showing off the fat belly - it's not attractive regardless of what you may think.

Under contract with Hustler, no doubt.

Plus you know at some point she going to get fake you know whats....So eventually she will make the jump.

Cara....Right on...There is something about her that just screams, "Tractor PULL!"

haha! # 81

pic 4 looks good

gotta agree with the consensus tho, remove photoshop from your computer and stop trying to look like a barbie doll

This my friends, is just plain wrong.

I don't know about you, but when I make stupid ass faces, I have WRINKLES on my face.

She is more unnatural than my fake tits. Amen!

P.S. Grow some eyebrows. If you are unable to, massage your brows with a toothbrush to stimulate hair growth. My goodness.

OH......SO......MUCH.....AIRBRUSHING

Bad photoshop job...what does this chick expect...people to Ooo and Ahh and her fake everything. Nothing is real on this chick and its sad she thinks she's sexy. Bai Ling is hotter.

Lol about "living off the internet. I make myspace graphics."

I'll admit it, id still rail this, but I have low fucking standards. I bet if I buy just one myspace graphic (howls) I could rent this for an entire night.

the third picture looks like the poster for a porno spoof of the mary tyler moore show
called "Mary does Tyler Moore"

Wow. Not even 4:00 p.m. Central Standard Time and this girl has already racked up almost 100 comments. If she just wants attention... it's working. And I be willing to wager that, to this girl, there's no such thing as bad attention. As long as she's the center of attention (good or bad), she's happy.

You are so FINE!!!

/5 *****'S

Okay - mystery solved - I found my spare tire!

everyones being really mean to you, butttttttt i think you're kind of asking for it.

Another photoshopped fake bitch. I'm getting really tired of this shit...

you are disgustingly ugly...your face is fucking ugly; your body is eveny ugly....you fat, delusional cow, thinking you are some hot shit posing the way you do...you look much older than 19...you look 35 at least...least fav blotd is Leni?...bitch puhlease...she is the coolest bitch I've met and not bitchy at all...if she is a bitch, i dont know what word u could come up with to describe me. I think I want to kill you...no, I am pretty sure I want to kill you.

lmao damla... you are so cold, lol

19 going on 37...
hulk hogan's other equally disgusting daughter...
lay off christina aguilera's makeup drawer you fat nasty

I am going to dedicate this post to Leni:
pic 1: do you think you are being cute? fuck you...your tshirt says you are 100% real...you gotta be shitting me...your face is so photoshopped and you still look like shit...that is an accomplishment...what the fuck are you wearing a cropped top for? bitch, you have no waist...you think you are being edgy with that black/blonde hair type of shit? you surely know how to accentuate your ugliness

pic 2: you look uglier here...prom night? my ass you are 19...you are probably class of 1980...you remind of a dead whale on a beach

pic 3: i just wanna shoot you in the mouth for the way you are posing here...bitch, do you think you are posing for SI? whats up with that necklace that is choking you? like you have a neck...and why do you have a belly piercing? to get more attention to that toned belly of yours? bitch!!!

pic4: dont act like you are surprised...we all know damn well you spent at least 30 mins for that pose...to make it seem like you are spontenous and shit...die!

pic5: ugly, pig face...bitch, you aint no COED...just cuz you might feel sexy or hot doesnt mean you are indeed any of those things

pic6: FUCKING COW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

now that it is all out of my system, i feel like i was being too mean haha

yep leni isn't bitchy. she is fucking hot!! how dare you...

okay i'm done.

Bastardly Clown of the Day?

In pic #4 I feel sorry for that tree!

wow, so mean.
she is just average.

No #114 - Bastardly cow of the day.She's so fat that she mooooos in bed

I miss Deena.

Jeez. It sucks to be the orange girl right now, huh?

paul,you are obviously Ashley.Give it up,no one likes ya!

I'd hit it

I'm not surprised. Girls named Ashley are usually ass-shit, looks and brain wise.

I'd hit it...with a brick.
You have nothing going for you, I'd hate to meet you in person or even walk past you for fear of my IQ and personality being sucked away into your vast nothingness.

she'll be appearing on assparade.com inside of 6 months. count on it.

DOOM HAS SPOKEN

lol

Leni, I can say that you are not my type - but I love your personality its refreshing I would give you five stars before I give one star to some orange glazed wannabe.

dam your fine girl sweet looking bod and you dont need to lose a ounce

Next time use the light setting on your toaster.

Nice!

HAHAH I THINK I KNOW ABOUT THIS BROAD

SHE MAKES THE WEBSITE WHATEVERLIFE.COM

awesome slut!
i would like to see the chubby fat jiggle while fucking her.

i bet she is a good fuck

Ugly whore is UUUGLY.

Hey, d55.....you sound like my kind of person. Wanna do a blog together?

She's awful, but I'd gather all my friends and have an orgy with this slut...

You think you are the shit when you most certainly are not.

You are by no means "fat", however, you are pretty much asking to be called a whale because only thin girls can pull off the outfits you are wearing. Believe me, im not a real thin girl either, so I stick to wearing clothes that flatter my body rather than trying to pull off outfits reserved for the very thin and in shape girls.

You could be pretty, but you are trying so hard to be the MTV version of pretty that you end up looking slutty, orange and downright unappealing. Your uppity-up attitude could also use some tweaking.

So please, STOP tanning, get a natural hair color, read a book or take a class for once and wear clothes that fit you right!

You are the type that give all Californian girls a bad name.

# 30 was hilarious

i have a feeling that girl must be crying right now..

Good Lord A-mighty! Got a headache tryin to roll thru all the jabs. Yeah, she's too orange, butshe's got some decent knocks and looks like she rolls for fun. I like a little meat, so's the belly is ok as long as I get to sample the Snatchbox 20.

uuuauaaaaaaaaaa you darn fatass making myspace grafix uuauauau
ridiculos

I hate girls that aren't naturally pretty so they think putting a ton of fake tan on and dying their hair bleach blonde will make them look pretty. No, it doesn't work. It makes you look cheap and nasty. Okay so you're not stunningly hot naturally, neither am I, but there are ways to make yourself look better than don't include bleach and orange paint.

While it's true that's she's by NO means what you would term a "true beauty", she still could most definitely get it good, hard, & plenty from me...Her look is typical of many cartoonishly named porno chicks whom the vast majority of us guys in here have checked out on some random website out there & "got money to" depending on the level of whorishness that is being portrayed...

Therefore, I can't be a total hypocrite and just crush her very well-overused look & attempt at being an object of sexual appreciation...I wouldn't "wife" her(esp. in public), but I'd damned sure let her be a "dirty lil secret" from time to time...I think a more appropriate sub-category for her to be in would be "Bastardly Bukkake/Ass-To-Mouth Girl of the Day...

Alright, you guys! You all are being pretty vicious towards this poor girl!! Do you not have any compassion or decency what so ever?!?! I grew up with a children’s show and that person ended his show every day with the words “If you don’t have anything good to say, then don’t say anything at all.” I TRY to live that way myself. Maybe I'm just a little old fashioned? I wrote number 28 and I can say that I thought that number 30 was pretty funny! I have checked out some of her sites and I still think she's just as pretty as can be! To me, I think she is an absolutely perfect and adorable girl from her pictures. Now I, of course, don’t know her personally, so I can't vouch for her person demeanor, but she's an adorable woman all that same! Probably a little young, for me, but if I were closer to her age, I would see it as an honor dating a girl like Ashley.
You hang in there, Ashley!!!! Don’t let these people get you down!!! :-)
Rick

@148...do you even know what this website is called... The BASTARDLY.

I have lots of compassion but not for photoshopped bucktooth chubbos who need a man's attention to survive.

#194 . . . I suppose you're right about this site. Maybe i was a little outta line for here, but I do find her adorable! :-)

Rick....148 Do the sites you found involve a webcam?
What are these sites anyway? I mean seriously. You must know her. Finding the right 19 year old Ashley must be tough......Is it even worth the time.
PS Rick there is always someone that says that stuff when people get down on BLOTD's.
Always! Just cause we share anonmity doesn't mean we are all fat and ugly. Ashley just doomed herself by giving short answers, being completely fake and being a snot.
PSS - Cathy still holds the title as the worst BLOTD

#152 . . . The sites that i found, have several more and different pics of Ashley. If you Google "Ashley Marie Myspace Graphics," you'll find her. I guess there is a web cam too. Sorry for the upstir. I was just taking up for her. Oh Hell....its http://thiscomplicatedlife.com/
Check it out...
Rick

I tried to respond to 152, but it never came up. Maybe it was because of giving her website and was blocked? This was the first time I've ever commented on this site, so I’m a little new at it. Google her name with myspace graphics and you'll find her. I do believe she has a webcam too, but I've not checked it out yet.
Sorry for the stir...
Rick

Rick, you are so busted. You know Ashley or you are her. I went over her answers and there is no indication that her middle name is Marie. You must have some insider info.

Anyway, she is a slutty tool no matter how you try to spin it.

Rick you must have some connection I agree.
Also found the link and found Ashley Marie TV. She is horribly misrepresented in these pictures. On Ashley Marie TV she doesn't look half as pretty, but in her birthday party video her friends are kind of cute.
Kudos to her for making money anyway she can, but a good BLOTD she does not make.

California Girl from Pittsburg......Way to misrepresent YO!
Now we know why she has that dizzy looking personality:
http://www.justin.tv/ashleymarie/45153/Spinning_around_in_the_computer_c...
This is one ball of fire! Snoor....ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
http://www.justin.tv/ashleymarie/66202/Ashley_at_home
Run!
http://www.justin.tv/ashleymarie/36441/Makeup_I_wear_for_those_who_wante...
Here friend is so much cuter:
http://www.justin.tv/ashleymarie/34084/Ashley_showing_the_viewers_her_ca...

LOLOL
To #155 and I will call it quits. If I had any insider with her, I'd be in HEAVEN!!! You guys are too funny!!! :-)
Rick

Liar Liar pants on fire! Where did you pull the name Marie from eh? Your ass?

Easy Killer! If you look at #157's sites, it says Marie. If you look at the website in 153, that page comes up with Ashley Marie at the top of the page. I seriously do not know her, although I wish I did. I explained how I found her. She has a unique look and when I clicked on her page and saw a pic, I knew it was her. The website that I put above came from . . . http://www.bestmyspacegoodies.com/
After looking at that page, I clicked on "owner" and there she was. I have never left any comments on any web page, before seeing her's. For a guy of 38, who rarely gets on the computer, I'm proud that I was able to find what I did. Hey, if anything else, this is giving her a lot of free publicity for her Myspace graphics page. You go Ashley!!! :-)
Rick

Furthermore....I found this page too.
http://www.picturetrail.com/gallery/view?p=6&uid=4358558&
She's B-E-A-Utiful!!!
Rick

To each his own Rick. I'm happy for ya.
I could see after finding that that you might be in heaven. Personally I just entered the 7th ring of hell. :O)
Seriously though....Her friend is hot hot hot, but why does she keep trying to make out with her sister?

well... compare to her sister....

cheap photoshop, cheap nails, cheap weave...trashy girl

Is it this chick?

http://www.fastcompany.com/magazine/118/girl-power.html

If my previous post ever shows up, disregard it. It's not the same girl.

Raiders could use you as a Tight End

rick, get the fuck outta here...you are giving us links subtly to make us see more pix of yourself to change our minds...i hate you, i hate you!!!

Caitie,
no blotd for me haha but id enjoy if you did

hah. all i can do is laugh at these pics. true sexyness and style is a gift, and you clearly dont have it.

i hope youre just a teenager and going through an 'experimental' phase.

for the sake of this earth and others who have to look at you, please clean yourself up, thanks.

oh lord very ugly

fuuuuck no......fake ass OC type lookin broad...not hot

Kill yourself.

that`s one square ass

You are fat, ugly and have fake hair and a fake tan. Oh sure, I'd let you nibble on Lil' Jinx, but that's only because I have no standards. Plus, I think that the best way to combat bitty hoes like you is to subject them to abuse and if possible squirt jinx juice into their eyes. Any self respecting person would kick you ugliness to the curb.

so THAT's what they did with leftovers from Brooke Hogan's sexchange.

oh and you dont make a "living" off of myspace gliitter graphics, you just make - myspace gliitter graphics! no personality on this one either

I like the picture on page #3 the best. It's natural and not too overdone or photoshopped like the others. I like your body style - curvy with some meat on the bones. (I sure most poeple will slam you for being "Fat" but I would disagree) I wish we could see more of your backside in the pic thou. You look like a fun girl who i would like to chug beers with and see what happens afterwards.

Looks like the typical trashy blonde you'd see in Anytown, USA. Her answers make her seem like she would be really annoying and dumb if you met her in real life. But I'm not gonna lie, given the chance I'd smash, maybe even a few times.

Walk into any mall and you'll see 15 girls just like her. No thanks. Plus she looks dumb as a brick.

Skanky fat ho, that fat ass could take some pounding and that's it. Thick as a brick as well.

Stay off the carbs - McDonalds is not a food group - unless you are planning to enter the NFL Draft.

Too fat, too orage, too much photoshoop, and much peroxide, to much uglines. That is it

oh my, my eyes are burning

Give her and English accent and everybody would be saying how stacked and adorable she is. Danielle Lloyd, Gemma, Jennifer Ellison, anyone? Not my type, but that's not my point.
She's young and most likely OC chick and that is her look. Either you like it or your don't.
Personally I think she makes her living doing far more than myspace stuff....Just judging by the first picture....There's like hundreds of lightspeed models that show less than in that first picture......And if she's not she should be......Make a dime, before it doesn't make anymore cents.
Summing up, fake tan, short answers, doesn't like Leni (lost a star there just on principal), reminds me of Danielle Lloyd, 2 stars with an extra point for the picture of the ocean.
PS about 100 feet out the shelf drops off.....Be careful...If a portion of that gives way you could be sucked out to sea......Whick according to most people here....Would be a good thing.

Ugh, disgusting. Is she from Long Island or N.J.? Is there a nuclear reactor in your town because she's glowing.

You're probably as dumb as you look, clown. You make MySpace graphics for a living? You put graphic designers to shame. You give us a bad name. Go eat something, preferably yourself.

pretty hot....cute face....nice smile....great ass

I'd totally hit it without a condom.

fat? not at all...perfectly rounded! thanks for having the courage to share your body even though you are not Kate Moss-thin...rock on!

@95 Courage would be sharing real photos and not ones in which you've photo shopped up the ass...

Talk about doctoring your post

i see some new names leaving positive comments for this fat, ugly bitch...i bet it is her...sad whore

I thought the very same thing,d55..

It is awesome reading these comments here..they get nastier and nastier..

Yeah d55..I think she's holding a gun to her mouth right about now..Way to break her down!!

Sheesh you guys, I've seen more fat/ugly/whore comments about Ashley than Kim K. What the hell is wrong with ya? She looks like she would be a lot of fun and not just in the sack.

ok, first off all, everyone has a right to an opinion, but noone ever said bout me that I'm bitchy : ) I don't have many good things to say bout you, Ashley, and not because you said I seem bitchy but because you're not my cup of tea, I like your eyes and body tho.

And thanks all of you bastards (lol) for defending me, wasn't expecting that much sympathy : ) (haha, I know senin would hate me for saying 'thank you' to you LMFAO), no offence, senin, I'm trying to be funny :D

IT SURE IS AN IMPROVEMENT OVER WHAT SHE USED TO LOOK LIKE! YOU GO ASHBO!!! OR SHOULD I SAY, ASH-HOE

and there, another misery... however, the pic of u in ur couch is the most hilarious thing ever on blotd... seriously, wat the fuck were u thinking?

P.s. jackson,my man..you can do better than this..quit torturing us.

Wow, this is the best BLOTD in a long time. Not because she's hot, but for the totally unanimous hate she's inspired by being orange and dissing Leni. This was simply inspiring.

Sorry, a little dyslexic...#149.. :-)

oompah-loompah in a bikini.

Wooo.

Where to begin?

You're tacky.

The End.

honestly, don't wear a bikini. What were you thinking? Also, like most people said baaaaad hair..I don't mind your tan that much, though. In the first picture your face looks ok, if you ignore your mouth being wide open, pretty eyes.

I'd just like to point out that #28's name is Rick (with a K) and not Rich (with an H)...I didn't want any confusion here.

RICH thinks you're fucking hideous.

Fake tan.
Fake hair.
Faked (photoshopped) pics.
Is anything about you real?
Not as hot as you think you are.
I don't think you look fat - except for the pic on the couch, hips look waaay to big.
You're obviously not happy with what God gave you, so how can anybody else?
Pass.

PSS The drop off thing was in relation to pic gas 2.

And your arms look horrifying on page 5.Bulky and shit.I wanna say that may be this is a disgrace to the human kind.

Someone tell Britney Spears there's a My Size Cheeto on the loose....

p.s- she's not disgusting b/c she's fat, she's disgusting b/c she's fake, orange AND fat...like an "oompa loompa"...

Okay, I wasn't sure who Leni was at first but i just got a chance to click the link. WTF is wrong with you Ashly? My comments are normally on the soft side, but since you dissed MY FAVORITE BLOTD I will tell you what I really think of your skanky ass! You're ugly, trashy and stupid! Your hair is awful, your body is thick! Your answers are the worst I have ever seen! You're ugly from the inside out! Photoshop can't even help you! You also pose like a tool! Dumb, nasty, blond, bitch!

That was also for Leni, who is a natural beauty.

fat. (d55 you're one crazy fuckin' bitch; i bet you're dynamite on the springs.)

oh geezus you are a fucking class act, lady. a few words of advice: stop tanning and get your stylist to give you some natural looking hair color. that might bring you from a 2 to a 4 . Also, you have photoshopped the shit out of yourself and your skin looks fake and plastic. youre not the only one who knows how to alter your pics so please don't play us for fools. man, you are the epitome of what i find ugly and wrong with chicks today. You make guys think that all women should look fake and trashy. PLEASE STOP.

wow that was a mouthful.

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god no! please cover up that fat!!!!!!!!!!

Chunky little chicken. Not bad at all, could lose a few pounds .

Is she 5 months pregnant? Fat belly. Very fake, too orange bad bleach hair job....this is all bad.

Oh. My. God.

This has to be the ugliest BLOD yet!! She has a pot-belly, no waist, a square ass, a HIDEOUS clown-face with a blob nose, tiny eyes, no lips, and too much makeup.

I can't find a single feature on her that could redeem her!!

1 out of 10.

hahaha she is a state isn't she. man i can't help but join in, for she is the worst BLOtD i've seen since i've been here. fuck photoshop, she is utterly butt ug.

I wish I had 2 more hands so I can give this chick 4 thumbs down!

Oh My God! It's Brooke Hogan

ugly wannabe playboy bunny...loose weight u whale before u do such pics

first picture had me
I thought she was SMOKING HOT
but i accidently skipped through
and HOLY CRAP EW