Happy Bastardly Valentine's Day: Miranda Kerr is a Party Girl
Thursday, February 14th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
Once again, it's Bastardly One Night Stand Day (a.k.a. Valentine's Day for single dudes).
Drop some serious dough on your favorite chick this evening & there's a 95% chance she'll be yours (at least until tomorrow morning). We've done a lot of research and concluded that chicks are far more likely to sleep w/ dudes on Valentine's Day than any other day during the year (unless of course she's turning 21, and she happens to be in Vegas @ the same time).
And, remember to double bag your goods!!! The last thing you want to be in your youth is a premature Baby-Daddy.
Related in a Scandalous way:
- Miranda Kerr Looked Amazing @ The 2009 ESPY Awards
- Miranda Kerr Plays Twister & Shows Off Her Juicy Flexibility!
- Alessandra Ambrosio, Miranda Kerr & Marisa Miller are a Bastardly Fantasy
- Miranda Kerr & Lucky Bastard Orlando Bloom @ The Races!
- Breaking! Orlando Bloom Decked Out In Nike During Vegan Lunch!
Wow, why I wasn't invited to this party?!? **sighs**
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She is very thin and graceful.Well..maybe not so graceful looking here,though..
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wow, she looks sexy and hot acting that way.
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Her legs are great!
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i think shes beautiful
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Do you know the difference between Miranda and Paris? Miranda is better looking, and doesn't phone the paps with every hook up, otherwise..........
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Why is Miranda a VS model, but Irina Shayk is not?
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i'm sure these are old pics?? anyway she's looks hot as usual
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I told all of you she looks like lots of fun...
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Yesss Miranda!! Love it.
Throw me a tinny & don't bogard the bong, babe!
Miranda rawks!
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ya, these are pretty damn old pics...but SO DAMN HOT!!!
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I would love to get her wasted and feel the smoothness of those legs.
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Really great legs.
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i'd be her premature baby-daddy.
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They all look pretty coked up. Check the DJ in pic 3.
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her eyes...they are scary and ugly
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How did so many ugly, creepy dudes get so lucky to be at the same party with her?
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Hmm. The legs are too small to be sexy. I saw Uma Thurman filming a movie. Tall of course but MUCH smaller. Uma is probably 3" taller than Miranda and has a good 30 lbs on this girl. Mary Kate Olsen and Nicole Richie probably have bigger thighs.
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She seems to be taking Heath Ledger's death pretty hard. In the very last pic it looks like she's about to console herself with a big gangbang. Dang, this world be COLD.
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I think Orlando dosent want to date her, look at her she is just like the rest of the girls in holywood, trying to get fame. He could get just any girl like that but why would he want just any girl he could get a real woman who dosent sleep around with the man of the week. I think she dosent have any good morals or value becuase you could pick up a girl like that in any night club.
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shitty photos but i still love her.
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lol, that photos were taken by new york experts... so thats why they are shitty
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For fuck's sake girls.. I know you're all models... but put some MAKEUP ON when you're out in public!
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Dude, that guy in the last pic on the far left is scary. It's like he's thinking, "YES...a victoria secret model piss drunk. EXCELLENT" *rubs grubby hands together*
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looks freaky on page 9
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she looks so wasted in the last pic.
i love it!
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Bang Her, Bang Her, Bang Her!!!
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Her booty looks nice in her little short shorts, but I'll pass on the rest of her.
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Didja hear the latest?
Bastardly fav Bai Ling busted for shoplifting @ LAX....
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