Bastardly Fashion Rating: Natalia Vodianova
Friday, February 15th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson

These snaps were taken at some honoring her & Valentino @ Red Square in Moscow
Natalia Vodianova (Russian: ÐÐ°Ñ‚Ð°Ð»ÑŒÑ Ð’Ð¾Ð´Ñнова, born February 28, 1982) is a Russian model.
According to Forbes, Vodianova is ranked as the seventh highest-earning model in the world after Carolyn Murphy, Alessandra Ambrosio, Adriana Lima, Heidi Klum, Kate Moss and Gisele Bündchen. Her earnings for the past year were in the order of $4.5 million. Wiki
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Ew! Looks like the walking dead!
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What the hell? Is this Shakespeare in the park, or the friggin dark ages? Should we call her 'wench"?
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when the fuck did she get so fucking ugly???im very disappointed,cos if she wanted she could be soooo gorgeous.
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That's one fugly bitch,have a protein shake & a steak.
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look like she is wearing a muppet.
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This is the "7th highest-earning model in the world"? Wow.
Think about that guys. This girl made 4.5 million last year. I don't even know what to say about that. I speechless; dumbfounded.
Could this be a sign of the looming apocalypse? I believe it might.
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OK! from now on when some says i could be a model ill take it offensively .... *shudders*
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Take the cue from her eyes....."RUN IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION!!!! NOW!!!"
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It's Elmo!
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she's so pretty...
fashion rating, lol -10, ugly outfit...
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always the same problem with her:THE EYEBROWS! they look like crap
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typical Russian nuclear fallout mutant
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lol. she looks like she could be pretty. but she's just a wreck here.
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S K e l e t o o o o r r r !
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Fuck ! a wampire.. + she is ugly.
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she can be really pretty, but lately she hasn't been looking so great.
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LOL @ # 10.
I agree with the lot of you - this midget-faced chick is NOT hot. She makes a great clothes hanger, but is she worth 4.5 mil? I never saw the big deal about her. Don't get it. They say she used to sell fruit in Russia...she definitely has a "fruit cart baboushka" essence about her.
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what a dumb ass...this is the second time i am seeing her dressed like big bird.
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I like Natalia, but I guess she likes Frida Kahlo much more than I do.
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http://www.jamd.com/image/g/79745989
http://www.jamd.com/image/g/79740370
"Pretty" face, yeah, and at least 4 million worth... :D Child of alcoholist making her money - something new in fashion history and not bad at all for the fashion industry: got completely new and succesfull brand - mentally retarded person's look! :D :D At least her faculty of speech and language skills even in russian are very very poor. But who cares?
May be this is her brother:
http://www.screenrush.co.uk/film/galerievignette_gen_cfilm=260&cmediafic...
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without make up she looks like a man..she's so androgin
She's pretty with the makeup all over her eyes,btu I don't think she's a natural beauty, she's too much thin and look how she was before
http://www.stars-celebrites.com/biografia-stampabile/V/vodianova.htm
http://www.exposay.com/natalia-vodianova-valentino-garavani-fashion-show... and now she looks like a poor girl from russian did you know the old woman who washes the dishes? yeah
...she's very lucky that's really sure and she doesn't look a bitch or a bad girl, I like her for this reason.
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Looks like the principal dancer on 'Swan Lake'.....
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