31 Scandalous Comments

Beautiful girl, lame idea. I hate this body paint shit. Put 'em in a tiny bikini, make 'em go naked, or show me a pic of them in their comfy clothes. This artsy fartsy stuff is real 1992.

Friday, February 15th, 2008 @ 12:38pm
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Agree with Edward, I'm sick of the body paint too. I guess they need a gimmick to compete with all of the other mags. The SI swimsuit issue was a big deal before all of the lad mags came out (Maxim, Stuff, FHM, etc) I remember I had to steal my sister's Cosmo mag for some good stroking material. Now it's just too easy.

Friday, February 15th, 2008 @ 12:51pm
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perfect.

Friday, February 15th, 2008 @ 1:05pm
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she doesn't do it for me at all

Friday, February 15th, 2008 @ 1:26pm
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Those boobies are as juicy as they come.

Friday, February 15th, 2008 @ 1:54pm
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This girl is flawless. Her tits are amazing. She is the hottest girl in this year's SI. I like her mix of whatever she is. We need more humans that are all mixed up with different races and ethnicity's. Down with white people. Let's fuck them out of existence.

RACE WAR!!!!!!!

Friday, February 15th, 2008 @ 2:22pm
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Fabulous! and a real work of art.

And the body paint is nice too.

Friday, February 15th, 2008 @ 2:41pm
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Dang it...why can't the water wash away more of that paint??? :-)
Very cute girl, even w/ the weird last name.

Friday, February 15th, 2008 @ 2:58pm
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It might help if the bathing suit was mildly attractive. Looks like something walmart sells.

Friday, February 15th, 2008 @ 3:06pm
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i'd help her sweat the paint off...

Friday, February 15th, 2008 @ 3:09pm
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I wanna lick that paint off!! Then move down lower and lick her dewy puss.

Friday, February 15th, 2008 @ 3:17pm
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Uf... goddess.

Friday, February 15th, 2008 @ 3:44pm
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like her, last page, last pic. all i need to do is put my cock between them lips.

Friday, February 15th, 2008 @ 4:10pm
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OMG, I'm in love...

Friday, February 15th, 2008 @ 4:37pm
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Where can I get a job painting hot naked chicks?

Friday, February 15th, 2008 @ 5:26pm
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This girl is absolutely beautiful, why wasn't she the cover girl?

Friday, February 15th, 2008 @ 5:45pm
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Guess what I am doing right now?

Friday, February 15th, 2008 @ 7:11pm
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beautiful

Friday, February 15th, 2008 @ 8:46pm
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Very attractive...

Friday, February 15th, 2008 @ 8:52pm
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Wasn't someone complaining about pancake tits in the last post about her? The tits look great here.

Friday, February 15th, 2008 @ 9:00pm
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Very nice.

Saturday, February 16th, 2008 @ 1:07am
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Hot.

Saturday, February 16th, 2008 @ 3:28am
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she looks a bit like kelly hu

Saturday, February 16th, 2008 @ 6:43am
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picture 10 is ..............................wow!

Saturday, February 16th, 2008 @ 2:38pm
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Body is great but her face is hard to remember even though it's nice.

Saturday, February 16th, 2008 @ 6:22pm
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Not really satisfied with the face, but bitch got some nice titties and ass. Not that bad.

Sunday, February 17th, 2008 @ 12:11pm
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#8 (Ken) - Actually her last name is not so weird. It's Portuguese. I just Googled her -- she has a Chinese mother and a Portuguese father. Portuguese spellings tend to lean towards "Alves, Gomes, Rodrigues," etc (when compared to the Spanish equivalent: Alvez, Gomez, Rodriguez."

Monday, February 18th, 2008 @ 2:16am
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she doesnt do it for you cause you are gay,duh.

Monday, February 18th, 2008 @ 11:21pm
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she looks fat on page 4 and her face just looks like a typical asian but other than that very pretty. Gomes isn't a weird last name, it's just pronounced like Gomez but we don't really do the z in portguese.

Tuesday, February 26th, 2008 @ 7:48pm
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Why wasn't she the cover girl for '08?

Wednesday, February 18th, 2009 @ 9:58pm
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