The Bastardly "Shamelessly Rips Off" Perez Hilton!
Saturday, February 16th, 2008 late in the damn evening, after tantric sex by Jackson
Thanks to The Chef for the scan!
In the March 2008 issue of MAXIM magazine, featuring Avril Lavigne on the cover, there's an article on page 32 talking about us pervarazzi websites. It features our favorite Drunken Stepfather, Jesus Martinez, and MAXIM editors give a shout-out to similar websites within this genre. Now don't get me wrong, it's cool to be mentioned but to say that Moe and I "shamelessly rip off Perez Hilton's patented scrawling on photos"? Either way, publicity is publicity any way you look at it.
I've probably visited Perez Hilton a couple times but isn't the site full of watermarked photos with MS Paint scribbles of jizz on lips and I think drawn-on fangs? Correct me if I'm wrong but he does write little zingers occasionally, right? Yes, MAXIM editors, we recognize our unfunny, obviously trying too hard, and lame racist fob-talk captions rip off Perez's patented style. We apologize to all our loyal readers for being biters; more jizz drawing in the future.
More discussion on this topic in The Bastardly Society!
Also, FREE BAI LING!!!!
screw that fag perez hilton.
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You Bastardly people are morons.The Forum people,that is.I am much more fun than you are,and you ban me there.
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Who cares, he's a retarded faggot. Fuck that doucebag who thinks his name is so cool and hip.
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I hate that perez hilton he eats dick. I cant listen to him he has penis breath.
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wasn't this site around loooong before perez hilton anyway?
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That parez hilton site is and always was boring shit.
Apart from that, as to the article mentioned, what can one say but:
DUUUH! Welcome to 2008, mongtards!
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heres some of my views...
i think u need to write and complain about that, seriously, cause thats offensive, and last time i checked, putting funny quote series on pictures was NOT started by Perez Hilton.
but i guess pop culture doesnt realize people have been putting captions on pictures since almost the begining of photography.
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as far back as i can rememeber, there were newspapers or magazines putting witty and sometimes offensive comments as photo captions...the people at Maxim are sucking the glass dick if they are claiming that Perez Hilton started that....
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heres what i dont get about him.
now, granted i dont visit too many site online, and i mention that cause, well, for me to comeback to ONE day after day is rare, since, well, beyond commerce sites, i pretty much come here and check my myspace......i dont even blog that much anymore....
after the whole thing with him started, i went and checked his site out, and it SUCKS DICK (prolly like he does).
now that being said....can someone try and explain to me WHY and HOW he gets so many hits a day?
whenever i see ANYTHING about Perez Hilton, hes the fucking butt of a joke. the guy is literally a fucking walking joke.
i NEVER see anything POSITIVE said about him, like i said, its all negative, and, pretty much hes a walking fucking Punchline.
so again, i ask....how and why does that guy get ANY hits on his lame ass site?
like, i really hate some of the people they post here, but, you can count on, even when i open a thread to see WhoreRaat's fucking nasty man face or Stumpy's arrogant cuntish smile, even if i have to look at them, i KNOW Jackson and Moe will have witty comments that make the pain of looking at their faces worth while, and that ill get a good laugh.
IMHO, and im sure everyone else's that comes to this site, this site is INFINITELY better than Hiltons, and, that Jackson and Moe are INFINITELY more witty, intellegent and funnier than Hilton is.
LOL guys, i think you shouldve put a poll up with this, like which site is better.
but fuck Maxim, that magazine went down the shithole the day they let Jimmy Jelinick become editor, that guy fucked up Stuff, and, he ruined Maxim.....and after seeing the WhoreRaat Playboy photoshoot, it makes me wonder if that fucking jackoff is now working at Playboy.
to end, let me just say, guys keep up the good fucking work.
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this site is better then perez hilton i think the writnig on the drawing was created by bastardly perez can fuck off i will not be visting his stupid site anyomore
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"Either way, publicity is publicity any way you look at it."
amen.
but seriously, how can u shamelessly rip off from someone who started doing that shit YEARS LATER than you?
"patented scrawling"? puhleez. that fuckin fairy didnt invent picture scribbling so how can he fuckin patent it?
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i take offense that the Bastardly is compared to perez' fruit salad site...
maxim has to settle for an avril lavigne cover...NEXT MONTH...how sad is that...
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The writers of Maxim are "MOOK`S!"
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i'm getting all teary eyed reading the comments.
This has certainly been a very emotional week....first bai ling gets arrested & now this bullshit?! is the world ending or is just me?
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Y'all should hire Phillip as your PR person. He totally hit the nail on the head with his comments. I have your site high up in my favorites. You guys rock!
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perez hilton licks hoop.
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Maxim is some lame mag read by juveniles in search of sexual stimuli disguised as "general reading". Let's get straight to the pics!
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The Bastardly and Drunken Stepfather are definitely two of my favorite sites. Rock on, dudes!
p.s. Fuck Perezhilton
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Why doesn't this site get more comments? Perez always gets like a 100 people commenting for each blog entry.
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24 is not that bad i guess
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His site is a complete joke most of the comments there are just stupid. In fact their is some idiot who always talks about farting and shitting. He makes everybody mad with his nasty comments.
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The comments over at PerezHilton.com mean shit.
People are either saying 'first' or bashing Perez or both.
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both sites are good..i like them both...Maxim is just a fucking mag that is not selling shitz so they are trying to strat a feud...oldest trick in the biz
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fuck 'em...perez hilton barely writes shit...and it is lame as hell
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#28... if thats true, ill be one of the 1st to Enlist in The Bastardly Army.
hey Moe and Jackson....how about a new T-shirt that says "The Bastardly Army" written in Yellow across the front thats camo!!!
LOL
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Yeah HT and Egotastic are basically the same thing. I've even noticed them say similar things about the same photos.
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FIRST BITCHES!!!! I'M FIRST!!!! FIRST!!!!!
Oops, wrong board.
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IDONTLIKEYOUINTHATWAY is the funniest in my opinion, and they have the high res pictures you won't find anywhere else.. they're just too slow with their updates. PH can nibble on a horse dick.
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perez hilton sucks dick... seriously, but we all know that right. however so does his site.
on another note. thank god they arrested bai ling. throw away the key for all i care...
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There is a ridiculous fag in my office who constantly "checks in with Perez," giggling and trilling about linday lohan or some other meaningless assbag. It's as if he is living vicariously through this bewildering non-celebrity.
Don't worry. I've sabotaged his work to the extent that he'll soon be playing volunteer yahtzee with hospice patients and the yellow caption will read "Your access to the Internet is denied, homo rimsucker. Go change their diapers now."
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wait Maxim is still around?
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Hey, bastardly, the best way to beat that Perez Hilton faggot is to get some exclusive pics of some young hollywood hotties doing lesbian stuff. If you could get some pics of Lindsey Lohan snacking on Jessica Biels private parts, you would win this blog war hands down. Now get to work!!!
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I woudnt place to much cred on what MAXIM says afterall they are going our of business!
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LOL 38.
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Maxim- a professional magazine, staffed with people who make their living writing words- can't spell "lech" correctly?
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shit i just noticed they interviewed a dude from the Gawker website...
god daym Emily Gould is CUTE as fuck...
that girl needs to date me ASAP....
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Fuck them....this site is 1000 times better. Not too crowded and without all the spamming bullshit. Well we get one time to time, but they get weeded out eventually.
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So much for me ever buying Maxim again.....
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Perez isa media puppet. He thinks there is nothing better than having all the attention straight up his ass. Apparently americans can no longer have opinions that differ from that of what hollywood wants to hear. If you do, then your a bigot. Buy up your guns now people in order to fight off the dildos!
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^ This.
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I should report you for this behaviour.
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This site is the BOMB!
/Bastardly > Perez Hilton
//more Kim K. pics please!
///okay, laters
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It's clear those cunts over at Maxim were struggling for a description of Bastardly.
Comparing it to Perez Hilton is a joke.
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I do visit perez hilton sometimes. Only once in a blue moon can I get a good laugh at his site though. I know he hates jessica alba.
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Perez, what a loser.
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i like how both hollywood tuna and egotastic were put up there when they're essentially the same site. has anyone noticed that? They almost always post the same pictures as each other. it's stupid.
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I haven't been to the Perez site since March or April 2007. It sucks and isn't funny at allllllll.
Bastardly makes suits me best because of the captions/good pictures of ugly/beautiful people. Well the comments suck and no humor in them at all, but that's what the yellow marker captions are there for!
Viva Bastardly!
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"cater to the bored and horny masses" ...i take offense in the "horny" part...
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I loathe that fat faggot ever since I've actually seen him and heard his obnoxious voice on The View. I did not even THINK of Perez when I saw your captions, does not seem to me you are copying his "scrawlings" at all. This site is on another level and I'm annoyed that it is even being compared to his crap.
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Hellya this site rocks. F*** the udder site that is so gay-centric it's stupied. I can't abide by copyright thieves. He is a pig.
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Perfez if a douche-bag.
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