Who Wants To Suck On Dita Von Teese's Altoids?
Friday, February 15th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
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I do!
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she scares me
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Where do I sign up?
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omg i fucking love dita von teese.i have her book and everything.it is first editon AND signed,so i predict it will be worth money one day.
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Not me. Ew.
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Not feelin' it. Looks like a quirky secretary taking a bath in fresh rabbit pellets. I'll pass. Besides, razor burn in the armpits is a turn off. That would be an example of when photoshop SHOULD be used.
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Is this that cunt who wrote Juno?
And hey, guys, you show a lot of pictures of former gf's of Marilyn Manson, but do you think you could show some pics of his newest gf, Evan Rachel Wood, who is ten times hotter than Rose McGowan and Dita Von Tease, combined?
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I would lick the razor burn on her armpit!
Where are the pics from her spread in Blender? Now, that is hot!
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She looks hot. And finally no photoshop overkill.
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No and I wish she'd just fucking go away already. She's vastly overrated.
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Rat turds.
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That's scary....Does she need that many Mentos to be fresh?
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Suck on her haemorrhoids???
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@9
Yang, I sincerely agree. Evan is delicious.
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no one said "shes been mansoned" yet....
and, this makes me NEVER want to eat altoids EVER again.
and Ed, Diablo Coty wrote "Juno"...your close with the look, is suggest Diablo looks like a cross between this skank and that Nazi Tattoo artist Kat Von D, but with less tats.
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I agree with whoever said vastly overrated. Yawn.
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You'd think they could afford to photoshop out the ingrown hair under her arm in # 1
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Too posed. Awkward. Stiff. Not relaxed.
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Damn, that inflammation or boil or whatever that is in her armpit is maybe permanently off-putting.
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Overrated, but I'd still do her (several times).
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LOL! chocolate ALTOIDS!
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Bada bing bada bang!
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I would definitely suck on her nipples, I mean Altoids....
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i like her
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