Paris Hilton @ Burlesque Birthday in Las Vegas
Monday, February 18th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Socialite whorebag Paris Hilton turned 27 yesterday, so she decided to desperately whore it up for some media attention...
Socialite Paris Hilton celebrated her 27th birthday with a raunchy performance alongside burlesque revue the Pussycat Dolls on Saturday (16Feb08) night. The hotel heiress, who turned 27 on Sunday (17Feb08), wowed onlookers by gyrating onstage in a succession of skimpy outfits in the Pussycat Dolls Lounge at Caesar's Palace in Las Vegas. Hilton spent last week (ends15Feb08) rehearsing her sexy dance routine after admitting she was "nervous" at the prospect of embarrassing herself onstage. [Contact Music]
Well, her dress is cute. But it still looks like My Little Pony took a dump on her face.
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I might take a knobber from her, like in her video....not much more than that. I definitely would not stick it in that STD infested snatch of hers.
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She looks really pretty here!! :))
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Why does she always dress like a 5 year old girl?
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I wonder which hole is stretched out more, the pussy or the ass? hmmm....
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27, going on 43.
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Square ugly jaw
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The white lacy dress does her bosom NO favors.
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Paris 'chicken foot' hilton!
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Her biological clock will start ticking anytime now.
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pass. she showing her left eye.
and LOL KB, i noticed the feet too....wow....pretty scary
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lol she's so ugly
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I'd hit it. If you're claiming that you wouldn't, you're lying. If you looked through all the pictures, you're probably fapping right now. When I see chicks that I think are fugly, I don't even bother clicking through to the comments section.
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Looks good enough here for a curiosity fuck using 2 rubbers.
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I don't think I could even with a little blue pill. I find my hand more attractive.
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