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From The Bastardly Archives... Last Year!

Tuesday, February 19th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson


On this day in Bastardly History... Bastardly Breaking News! Hayden Panettiere walking NOT one but TWO dogs AND talking on her cell phone at the same time!

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Only me (Uncertified Bastard)

Very short,but beautiful.

Tuesday, February 19th, 2008 @ 1:06pm
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caitie harmful (Uncertified Bastard)

*stabstabstab*

Tuesday, February 19th, 2008 @ 1:09pm
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One comment to end them all (Uncertified Bastard)

I'd lick those silky thighs, then move up and suckle of her sweet stumpy honeydew.

Tuesday, February 19th, 2008 @ 2:07pm
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Phillip McCracken (Uncertified Bastard)

u just KNOW she slathers her dirty nasty tuna smelling pussy with peanut butter and spreads so her dogs can lick her.

fucking smug cunt.

Tuesday, February 19th, 2008 @ 5:20pm
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Big Papi (Uncertified Bastard)

I'd lick the peanut butter out of her snatch.

Tuesday, February 19th, 2008 @ 10:13pm
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NewYorkGiantsFan8569 (Uncertified Bastard)

do not know if thats texas or california of 2007, but its california to me... I got short girl and she looks beautiful an pretty... as her

Thursday, February 21st, 2008 @ 12:54am
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