Bastardly Breaking News!! Pink Climbs Curb Using Right Foot First!
Tuesday, February 19th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
Carey Hart, Pink's soon to be ex-husband, recently realized that the thing between his wife's legs is actually a penis. As a result, he's filing for divorce.
"This decision was made by best friends with a huge amount of love and respect for one another," Pink's representative, Michele Schweitzer, said Tuesday in a statement. "While the marriage is over, their friendship has never been stronger." [Yahoo!]
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Now that the hubby is out of the way, it's time to make my move. I would love to bang her.
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I'm a fan. She makes "pop" music but it's usually just different enough to be rather enjoyable. She doesn't seem to take herself too seriously which is cool. Too bad about the divorce, but I bet she'll get some good lyrics out of the ordeal.
"If someone said three years from now..." LOL.
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yeah i like Pink too.
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She scares me. Even the thought of being alone with her can turn a straight man gay.
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#6 - I agree, that outfit does look really good on her.
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Not the most feminine looking girl, but Alessandra Ambrosio's face is much more masculine and you weirdos drool over her. At least Pink has some talent besides barfing up her dinner and smoking.
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I like her too (not the music though). And ACE, can I join you?
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Just look at pic 5 - she's smuggling a (new) hairy cock in there.
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Probably a sad and lonely beatch from no Daddy love as a little girl!
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that face looks like it belong to a guy with a name like tyrone or biff or some shit. most unlady-like... groin check please
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that really looks like a peepee around the crotch area on page 4..=-(
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Ugly and looks like a man. No wonder her husband had to find a real woman.
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YUCK. never was attractive.
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I wonder how much money she has in her account....
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She looks like a gangsta in those pics. A pop gangsta.
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She's another chick that fucked WTF little that she did have to work with up royally...Go back to those "I'm Comin' Out" Bally Spa ad dayz look & for fucks sakes,please drop the "I'm-so-angry-that-I-always-gotta-make-a-freakin-poltical-commentary-in-all-my-songs-now-BS" BS....It looks like she doesn't even enjoy being a woman now...
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Eve - Yes, you can certainly join us!
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WHEN DID SHE START LOOKING LIKE A FUCKING PIG?
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Looks like a pig, sings like pig.
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No man jokes? Whta is P!nk good for if not man jokes? Nothing. Nothing at all.
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I dig Pink.
I dig that outfit & shoes, too.
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