Adriana Lima Wears Bikini & Puts Up A Hammock!
Thursday, February 21st, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Jackson

I have no idea if these pictures are old. Probably.
Adriana Lima Dating Marko Jaric
Victoria's Secret supermodel Adriana Lima is now dating Minnesota Timberwolves guard Marko Jaric.
Lima, a Brazilian native, is the star of the new Victoria's Secret commercial that debuted on the Super Bowl.
The day before her ad premiered last weekend, "Marko chartered a plane to be with her on her big day," says a source to People Magazine. "He flew in Saturday and flew back early Sunday morning so he could be on time for practice."
Source
Related in a Scandalous way:
- Bastardly Breaking News!! Adriana Lima Flies American Airlines!
- Bastardly Breaking News!! Adriana Lima Used Her Victoria's Secret Employee Discount Card!!!
- Bastardly Breaking News!! Adriana Gets Sized For Her Ring!!
- Adriana Lima Shows Off Engagement Ring @ Da Silvano's in NYC!
- ADRIANA LIMA STILL ALIVE; SPOTTED AT PARIS FASHION SHOW!























What's so special about this woman?
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I AGREE, SHE CANT EVEN SPEAK ENGLISH PROPERLY
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@magicnotes: oh my god she can't speak english!!!I mean EVERYBODY in the world speaks english, it's the most important language if you don't speak english than you're either a retarted or just completly stupid... (sarcasm)
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A hammock. Somewhere exotic. And a beautiful woman.
Where do I sign?
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They're circa 2005.
You forgot these two:
www.adrianalimafan.net/photos/2005-timbikini/tim_bikini_commercial_10.JP...
www.adrianalimafan.net/photos/2005-timbikini/tim_bikini_commercial_08.JP...
And here's the video version (the final commercial):
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWux2sGGr6o
Cheers :)
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#2 and #5 - amen
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She's a justfuckingnospeaking kind of girl.
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@#2 she would say the same thing about you;
you can't speak Portuguese good
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Man, is this woman UGLY.
She does fill out a bikini good though...
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@3 & 5
He said can't "speak english properly"
She has been in America since she was 16 which is almost 11 years.
Yes, she can speak english but not very well, but when she got her star on the walk of fame she didn't know what the phrase " a bad day" meant.
She is paid to be pretty not smart and not to speak perfectly, which is why she sounds ditzy/crazy in her interviews.
{I speak from experience, my native tongues are german/ italian.}
Yes, these pics are a few years old.
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i think she's gorgeas (sp) but these pics are like a year old or somethin'
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@11 - LMAO
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ADRIANNA'S FAVE WORDS, WHAT? HEY?HUH? I DONT UNDERSTAND? SORRY? SCUSE ME? PARDON ETC ETC
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magicnotes, since when does anyone give a fuck what models have to say. and you are clearly retarded.
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I'm not a fan of her. I think she looks good somtimes, but very overrated.
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ACE
glad you found by reality check {true} comment funny.
I know what it is to learn another language, it only takes 1-2 years
and she has had 11 years and no improvement whatsoever.
It just lends more thought to the fact that she rather ditzy and certainly is not paid to be smart or speak well. { TIM and Maybelline did voice overs in every commerical she did}
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I wasn't going to get into a discussion about how Adriana speaks but I can't resist...I just can't.
When a woman is one of the most beautiful women in the world and speaks NOBODY is listening! NOBODY except for Magicnotes and omega that is. I can honestly say I don't think I've ever really heard her talk and I never want to hear her talk. The only response she probably ever gets from people is a smile and a nod yes or maybe a yes, Adriana whatever you want. Even when she makes a mistake speaking she is so gorgeous NOBODY is going to correct her. Some people are born smart, some are born with a talent to play professional sports and some people are just born beautiful.
I disappointed in myself that I actually replied to your statement, but I could not resist.
Einstein was one of the most brilliant people to walk on the face of the planet, but you never hear anyone say, "Yeah, but he sure was ugly"
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{TIM and Maybelline did voice overs in every commerical she did}
Negative. She speaks herself in both TIM and Maybelline commercials (most Maybelline commercials don't have their models speaking, not even their English-speaking models). The early TIM commercials were dubbed, but she studied Italian during her contract with them and in the later ones she spoke herself (such as the one posted above, under Italian).
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ACE
very true, most people just take her just for her looks, so they really don't care how bad she speaks or what she know.
I guess, she is just there to stare at, right ACE?
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Omega - Yes, a model's job is basically to look beautiful and sell a product. Adriana is the world's 4th highest paid supermodel so I would think she does her job well, even if she may be the world's dumbest person and no command of the english language.
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Well, considering she's been living in the US for at least ten years, she should speak better...but I couldn't care less about her English. No, not when I'm staring at those insanely gorgeous eyes of hers.
Gisele Bündchen makes a lot of mistakes as well (grammar, pronunciation, inadequate use of idiomatic expressions...) and I don't see people trashing her for that (not as much as I see people trashing Lima).
Magicnotes is probably a regular poster here with another nickname...trying to start a fight/debate/controversy. And this is so not original.
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ACE
yes, I agree.
She is prettier with her mouth closed {pouty lips pressed together}
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I took one year of Spanish in high school and got a D. I had German for one year and failed. I butcher the English language, the only language I do know, on a daily basis.
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wow, sorry ACE
I speak italian, german, spanish, and english. I got A's in all of them.
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EVE
magicnotes said this last lima post
"page 5 wow, hot hot hot, shame about the personality though, shes a star for a one nighter no conversation included"
trust I am Omega and only Omega. If I don't mind making comments people disagree with intensely as Omega, why would I need another name???
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#32. At least you have a sense of self-irony, something omega seems to lack completely (->#34). I think omega is a very insecure girl. She's clearly attracted to Adriana because she's in every god damn Adriana thread.
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ACE
ahhh Thanks
it was tough, English is one of THE hardest languages. {along with Jap}
German, Spanish, and Italian are said to be easier
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@33. No, dear...and the cap fits you well since you so quickly thought I was talking about you.
By the way, you got A's in all of those languages you claim you can speak? Seriously?
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I am also in practically every supermodel/ VS angels post
Ale, Petra, Gisele, KK, etc.
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page 3...wow...her legs and butt are amazing...and to the ones who keep saying she cant speak english properly:
you dont know shit...she speaks perfect english but with a very thick accent...english isnt my first language so the last thing that you can properly learn (because they are hard and dont have a rule so you get a sense of them by speaking the language on a regular basis ) are propositions...she uses them perfectly...ex: "looking forward TO getting married." her exact phrase...there are some other ones if you watch her interviews that prove she speaks perfect english...there are some very old videos of her where she just mumbles shit, that makes no sense but recently, her accent got much much better and she speaks perfect english...
to omega,
girl, shut the fuck up...i see you are having another episode...bitch has OCD...obsession: Lima, compulsion: getting on here, saying the same shit over and over...result: a briefly lasting satisfaction for her crazy mind that will be triggered with another episode when there is a new lima post.
the fact she has been here for X number of years doesnt mean shit...she didnt go to school to learn english...how the fuck can you learn english without studying it? thats how she did it...ever thought of that? and if you are going to learn a language by ear, you have to be around people 24/7 and interact with them, which is something she didnt have in her early years...nobody gives a fuck about how many languages you can speak...NOBODY, bitch...you aint better than her, and thats the bottom line
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EVE
English has silent letters like the "k" in knife
German has no silent letters, so it is much less confusing. You just pronounce every letter.
Just because German is too diffcult for you or you are not smart enough
doesn't mean it is difficult for everyone
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I didn't not say I could not learn f*cking German, I just don't want to!!! Silly narrow minded girl, just read my comment again (and perhaps you should read it again, and again, and again)! I say English is easier than German (grammar structures, pronunciation, spelling). Everybody knows that. Period.
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yeah right,america is not the best. how many people have died because they dont have insurance or money to pay for their hospital bills, many. i hate it.
she is beautiful. only because she cant speak english doesnt mean she is retarded. she prefers speaking other languages anyways.
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EVE,
dont argue with this bitch...she has no clue about shit...the silent "k" is the only example bitch came up with to explain her lil fact that english is harder than german...thats such a little detail that doesnt affect the whole language and its structure...bitch, you kidding me? for once, every german noun has a different article...do you know how hard that shit is? der, das, die...there is no rule...der Rock...wtf is a skirt masculine and gets the der article for? it is just the way it is! so shut the fuck up, cunt...you make no sense.
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@ 52. Are you blind? ARE YOU FUCKING BLIND?????????? Can't you read the words written on my post?
I want to start learning French, you idiot. Not fucking German. I have no interest in speaking German right now (or at anytime in my life). But the moment I start learning it, I'm sure I'll be able to speak better than you.
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"English has silent letters like the “k†in knife
German has no silent letters, so it is much less confusing. You just pronounce every letter."
That's akin to me saying German is more confusing because it has more letters in its alphabet. You're so fucking stupid.
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50,
bitch, puhleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...that is exactly what you are trying to do...you know you cant beat her in the looks department so to make yourself feel better, you do it in ways that you can...if that wasnt the case, why the fuck would you bring up the fact that her english isnt perfect (according to you) in every post...german's sentence structure is similar to english because english is a germanic language! and explain to me why every single, imaginable, noun gets a different article...tell me the rule...tell me a rule thats so hard to get in english that makes english so much harder than german...dumb whore...i could sit here and say turkish is so easy since it is my language but it is hard as hell...man, i wanna choke you so bad haha...so bad that my hands are itching.
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d55
READ WHAT I FUCKING WROTE
ADRIANA IS A SUPERMODEL, I AM NOT.
I never said I was prettier or better looking than her.
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omega,
"Schließen Sie das fickt ab. Sie sind eine dumme Kuh."
lol, you had to embarrass yourself by trying to speak German? Incidentally I have studied German and although I don't consider it one of my languages, I do know enough to say that your attempt was anything but flattering.
If you want to call d55 a stupid cow, it's "Du bist eine dumme Kuh", not "Sie sind eine Dumme Kuh" which translates into "They are a stupid cow.".
You're clearly not the sharpest tool in the shed.
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Stop calling me bitch...you delusional spoiled brat. I don't think I ever called you that. And now go read YOUR OWN COMMENT # 46. It was you, jackass, who started talking about learning German.
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*write German
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Pstroyer
"although I don’t consider it one of my languages"
Then you have no room to comment
well then good because I even double checked my german with the dictionary before I wrote.
Stick to English, pstroyer.
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Pstroyer, D55 and Lokiman (where are you, dude?). I'm tired. Really. It's like beating a dead horse. You guys keep bashing her...I need to grab some food.
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Fucking idiot, you fucking idiot. I SAW that you copied and pasted some of what I wrote. YOU IDIOT. I said: Read your own comment # 46. THERE YOU SUGGESTED I TRIED TO LEARN GERMAN BUT FAILED. It was YOU who started it. I have never said I tried it. Stupid, stupid, stupid.
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Fucking idiot. Crazy, stupid and she can't read.
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Please tell me where you live because you see...I have a hammer. I promise I will try to fix your mental problems.
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#74
lol, it's common knowledge that "Sie" (capital S) in German is only used as meaning "you" when it's a formal (polite) address (which that clearly wasn't). When you use "Sie" in that sentence, calling someone a stupid cow, you look like a retard. Any German would say "du bist"... checking in a dictionary is not enough. You have to understand when to use informal address versus formal address.
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And don't even get me started on the other sentence...
You clearly can't speak German worth shit.
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pstroyer
I was saying d55, you are a stupid cow which is why I used Sie
Don't assume that I used "they" to refer to EVe and d55
I was only calling d55 a cow
d55, " you are a stupid cow" that is what I said in German and it was right.
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EVE
you have a hammer??? wow so scared of a 5'1 chubby midget.
I can't decide if I want your blood or Damla blood to be the first to glaze my throwing stars.
But, I do know that I would use a cricket bat to beat out and flatten Damla fat chubby cheeky and add another crater to her face.
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This is fucking awesome
I never thought I could get you grown/ old people to fight like this.
Usually, arguements like this would only be with immature teenagers.
I will admit it, I am an immature teenager, but it is so fun.
I love to have a good debate, thanks for indulging me.
You take yourselves way too seriously, which makes you and your comments
fucking hilarious!!!!
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Chill people. You're all freaks. Why the fuck are you all getting so worked up over nothing? If someone attacks a celebrity, let them have their own opinions, there's no need for anyone to take it personally.
"Lima is stupid, lima is ugly, lima can't speak english, lima this, lima that" WHO THE FUCK CARES?? Let people have their own opinions and can say what they want. Getting mad at someone and attacking them for having an opinion and voicing it is stupid and that makes you just as bad.
ANYWAY...Lima looks hot here.
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Correction: 5'2"...honey. And again, correction: I'm very slim (100, 101 pounds). The Cheetos eater must be you. Crazy, overweight, delusional spoiled brat who can't argue simply because you can't think, read or speak properly.
And now I AM SCARED OF YOU. Because I can see you've been stalking my other comments around here. Or at the forum.
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#83
"I will admit it, I am an immature teenager, but it is so fun."
Ah, it's great to have that confirmed. I thought you were just a little dense. Now I will never feel inclined to engage in long-winded discussions with you again.
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EVE
what forum???
Pstroyer
I try to used formal like "America" "English" "German"
every once and a while I spill with the shift button.
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@ onesexybeast
lmao
you sound like one sexy beast ! ! !
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I am a girl and I am not saying I am gorgeous and I am not jealous at all but I think she looks like a retarded chipmunk with a fat face, and she also comes off as a stupid conceited douche bag..she's soooo overrated...get over trying to stick up for her so much everyone, it's getting old
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She is just a cheap slut,what else is there to say???
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I also bet that there are people on here who make multiple names just to look like they have others backing them up which is sooo lame and borderline psychotic
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giselle is WAY more overrated than adriana
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omega... lol
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@ WTF :
A hot retarded chipmunk, lol
I'm not a big Lima fan and don't think she's so gorgeous as others do but c'mon, she's a hottie. She looks kind of stupid at times and sounds stupid but well, she's not paid to look/sound/be smart so it's all good. She looks like she'd be wild in bed too so that's a plus whether she's stupid or not... ha ha
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gorgeous
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omega,you are clearly jealous of Adriana.You have said that you are skinny and you wan't to gain weight,but you can't.And you constantly bash Adriana's "thick" waist.
There!!I know why she is so hooked on her!!She want's her waist,among other things!!
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Yes, I want to gain weight i.e. bigger curves
I said Adriana has a wide waist and a thick neck which make her look like she has no hips because her waist she almost as wide as her hips.
I don't mind have a "bigger" waist I just don't want a "wider" waist like lima's because it will make my hips look like they disappeared. I have an hour glass shape, I just wish to make the dimension bigger proportionally.
NO, I don't want to blow up like lima have have a wide waist and a bloated face.
{she less the weight and looks less bloated now}
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Anon1
I like your idea very much!!
But what's with the lack of weapons?
I have to try them out on someone LOL
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94,
she'd get the shit beaten out of her...that is a fucking fact...i had my share of fights, including with black girls...and lemme tell you...those girls fight nasty...id pluck every hair on this bitch's hair, her already balding ass head would look like the ass of a newborn baby...this is without all the scratches she'd be covered in...i am thin but healthy as hell...but hey, if she is a cow, which i think she is, shed just sit on me and thatd be the end of me hahaha
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^^sweet jesus. wtf is wrong with you?
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last comment for d55...
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you sound crazy as hell damla. why don't you just ignore omegas stupid ass. she goes away when theirs nobody to fight.
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anyway... let me comment on these old ass lima pictures. yes, she looked smoking hot in this shoot.
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d55
MY GERMAN WAS CORRECT YOU FUCK SHIT
I used Formal for a reason, slang is for low lifes.
I know speak and write mother tongue, but Hell you would not know because you are too damn dumb to reason a few comments back where I told pstroyer " I write America, English, and German {formal } therefore I use Sie.
YOU ARE THE DUMB SHIT HERE.
WOW RIPPING ALL MY HAIR OUT? That's it, I am 5'9.
I have been in multiple fights, some with guys.
I know have been trained in karate, boxing, and firing hand guns.
I have broken a man's nose and sent him to the hospital
After our fight, I may have less hair and a few scratches, but you will be a bloody stump or rolled out in a ditch so where with gun shot wounds.
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Lokiman
HAHAHA
trust I was not trying to copy your "showmanship style"
I could not even tell you had style, of any kind.
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I know how to speak****
in a ditch so where***
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old pics, but nice.
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Yeah,loki is nothing but a clown.Now don't get angry,you clown.
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hahaha omega be serious now...
pam don't start. seriously. when you see me it's best you ignore me.
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I am as calm as ever,you idiot.You can't get me mad,you lowlife loser.
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good for you.
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Lokiman
what do you want me to be serious about?
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i want you to be serious about not starting with me. i ain't joining in this stupid fight. you started this fight at 4:16 pm. you clearly have nothing to do. thats all i'm saying, peace out...
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119,
the psycho cunt...your german was NOT correct...it is a shame you cant even speak your own language properly...lmfao using "you" correctly isnt slang...dipshit...you are 5'9''? lmfao, a few posts ago you were 5'8'', 110 lbs (which is exactly my height and weight like i stated in the past)...now, you grew an inch...girl, you could be 6 fucking feet long...if you aint no fat cow, id beat the shit out of you...believe that...
"I know have been trained in karate, boxing, and firing hand guns.
I have broken a man’s nose and sent him to the hospital
After our fight, I may have less hair and a few scratches, but you will be a bloody stump or rolled out in a ditch so where with gun shot wounds."
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNN...says the bitch who claims to speak spanish, french, etc etc, saying english is much harder than german but still hasnt answered my questions about the article rule in german...LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am crying from laughter, i swear to fucking god, i am crying
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d55,do you work by selling your clothing line on e-bay?Is your job to be in a computer all day long?
If so,I envy you :(
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Okay, you guys do realize that you are threatening to beat each other to death over a disagreement on a supermodel's appearance? How rediculous does that sound? It sounds pretty fuckin retarded to me to get in such a huge heated fight over...I don't know how old you guys are but you sound immature as hell (referring to d55 and omega) get a life and move on...some people think she's pretty, some people don't! It's so fucking annoying listening to people and how defensive they get over some celeb/model they don't even know...god, it's like, are you really that insecure about yourself? I bet this girl doesn't give a rat's ass about anyone here so stop kissing her ass so much
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WTF
this is not over lima trust me
d55 and I disagree a lot of many things
D55
You are so stupid I did use it correctly in fact too correctly. Pstroyer was thinking I was going to use "informal" on a cow like yourself but I gave you credit and used "formal"
MY GERMAN WAS RIGHT I JUST GAVE YOU TOO MUCH DAMN CREDIT AND USED FORMAL BECAUSE THAT'S HOW I WAS TAUGHT
READ the posts from before DIPSHIT.
Yes I was 5'8 about 8 month ago and grew some. DAMN YOU DUMB
I would feel bad after I kicked the shit of you, like beating up a retarded child
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I did use "you" correctly Sie is formal
Everyone thought I would use informal but I didn't
I AM RIGHT AND YOU ARE TOO STUPID OF A PUSSY TO REALIZE IT
heck you can't even understand the German uses much less the English pstroyer and I were talking about.
FORMAL use
Ich will Ihre Luftröhre aus reißen und benutze es, meinen Garten zu bewässern
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Can someone *cough cough* say Photoshop?? She looks so different in each picture.
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Where are her boobies?
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mznzmnznz
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I love Adriana.
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Sht didnt realise a debate was ging to break out, i dont give a fuck if she speaks or not as long and she shuts up and bends ova!!
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NUmber 1. what's special is that her pussy tastes like cranberry juice and her moans are melodious... :o)
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As some that speaks 5 languages, this being English, Dutch, Spanish,French and Papiamento. German ( which is very similiar to Dutch) is far more complicated than English, from all those languages which I master, english is one of the easiest. It is sad when ignorant people are talking about something they clearly have no idea...
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very hot
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AMAZING!! :))
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I promised I would not come back here, but I just couldn't resist...and coming here has actually paid off: Omega's comments # 119 and # 128 are hysterical!
Anyway, I sort of agree with Fucking Bastard's comments. He seems to be a reasonable man (if you're a girl, sorry then).
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Wait....i made my ebay profile private cuz of you? cuz i am scared you will come and find me and kill me with a gun and break my nose and and what was it again...make me lie in a ditch filled my blood? was that what u said? did i miss anything? DO YOU HEAR YOURSELF? DO YOU FUCKING HEAR YOURSELF?!!!!!LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No, its not cuz i stopped selling shit...or the fact that when u make ur feedback private, it hides ur feedback comments.....LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!AND AND THAT PLACE U DESCRIBED???....THEY R LIKE 5 DIFFERENT PLACES THAT SOUNDS TO BE ON MY CAMPUS THAT I HAVENT EVEN BEEN TO LMFAO...U PROBABLY TYPED UNIVERSITY OF MIAMI PSYCHOLOGY IN GOOGLE...GIRL, IF U PROMISE TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF ME, I LL GIVE U MY FUCKING HOME ADDRESS...LEMME KNOW WHEN UR IN THE STATES...PROMISE U GONNA DO IT? CUZ ID EVEN GIVE U THE FUCKING DIRECTIONS STEP BY STEP ON HOW TO GET TO MY HOUSE...AND THATS A FUCKING PROMISE RIGHT THERE. U LL FIND ME ON THE BASTARDLY...LEMME KNOW ONCE UR HERE, I LL GIVE U A RING. GIRL, UR LUCKY UR PARENTS ARENT READING ANY OF THIS SHIT...THEYD PROBABLY BAN YOU FROM USING YOUR COMPUTER EVER AGAIN HAHAHAHA
TRAINED IN BOXING, AND BREAKING NOSES LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
UR HILARIOUS...PATHETIC, MISREABLE, STILL CANT ANSWER THE SHIT I ASKED U ABOUT...I AM SAVING THIS LINK AND FORWARD THIS SHIT TO EVERYONE I KNOW...YOU ARE A SOCIAL REJECT...THANKS FOR THE LAUGHS...AND NOW I AM LEAVING CUZ I HOPE TO KEEP MY NOSE INTACT AND NOT BROKEN YOU KNOW...IF YOU OPEN YOUR FUCKING MOUTH ONE MORE TIME ON A LIMA POST, I WILL COME BACK AND MAKE YOU FEEL WORSE THAN EVER...SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH OK? LOL....I CANT STOP LAUGHINGG 389EN,mmn
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man, i wrote a response but for some shitty reason, it wont show up...it was basically me laughing my ass off but still LOL
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oh omega...so what are you gonna do to me? you gonna kill me with a gun? what gun would that be? you need to stop fantasizing, misreable bitch LOL....i can guarantee you probably havent seen a real gun...let alone have one at 16 LMAO...and make me lie in a ditch filled with my own blood? was that it? am i missing anything? do you hear yourself? do you fucking hear yourself? LOL!!!!!
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TRAINED IN BOXING, BLAH BLAH BLAH...BREAKING NOSES LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
UR HILARIOUS...PATHETIC, MISREABLE, STILL CANT ANSWER THE SHIT I ASKED U ABOUT, REGARDING GERMAN BEING MUCH EASIER THAN ENGLISH...DONT YOU HAVE ANY SHAME? WHY DO YOU STILL COME TO RESPOND WHEN I RIPPED YOU TO PIECES? WHEN YOU CANT PROVE THE THINGS YOU SAID...I AM CONFRONTING YOU, PROVING YOU WRONG, KILLING YOU WITH MY EVERY WORD...AND YOU STILL COME JUST FOR THE SAKE OF IT...YOU ARE A TEEN SO YOU ARE GOING THROUGH THIS PHASE WHERE YOU TRY YOUR HARDEST TO PROVE YOURSELF LMAO...I AM SAVING THIS LINK AND FORWARDING THIS SHIT TO EVERYONE I KNOW...YOU ARE A SOCIAL REJECT...THANKS FOR THE LAUGHS....YOU CLAIMED TO SPEAK ALL THOSE LANGUAGES...TYPE ME A LONG ASS RESPONSE IN EVERY LANGUAGE YOU CLAIMED YOU SPEAK...DO IT!!! U BALDING BITCH AND I THINK OMEGA'S REAL NAME IS SARA CUZ SHE TRIED TO ADD ME TO FACEBOOK LOLLLLLLLLL
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EVE,
This is what Omega is like in real life....she is some ugly girl, who is rejected by every single person...she has been brought up with strict christian religions..."no man is worth going to hell for"...her exact phrase, regarding sex......cant even type the word shit but says sh*t...lmao...yeah, god doesnt know that doesnt mean shit...but he thinks "s star hit"...she has been repressed by her parents and is probably forced to go to church ever sunday...she is the quiet type not because it is in her nature but because she is fucked up in the head...you know the mental ill people...yeah like that...in her world, she is full of anger, insecurities, cant stand the fact that so many men are drooling over Lima...so she gets online, taking all her frustration out on here...she lets her inner self, the self that she cant show in real life, here....also, she needs male attention so bad...notice how she is so nice to guys who even make fun of her but ready to attack every single female LOL...trying to impress people on here with all the bullshit she has typed so far knowing she wont be seen but when she is confronted about some of the bs that is possible to proven online, she cant say shit but still come back cuz she is "tough" and cant be silenced...bitch needs psychological help big time...omega, go get fucked...i am sure that will give u the self esteem u need LOL
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that is possible to be *proven online
hahahahahahahah the entire bastardly community hates omega!!!! her internet world has turned into reality...oh no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! where to run now?!!! LMFAO
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man, i am so gonna ask for omega's phone #...hahaha...hey misreable whore...ify ou are so tough, why dont you say all the thngs you typed on here to me on the phone? send me your # at snapaneckforfun @ aol.com...i wont call after 9 given thats your bed time hahaha and iam being dead serious...send me your #, tough girl
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d55, damla...whatever your fucking name is...SHUT THE FUCK UP!
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^ how about you make me? give it a fucking shot and see if it works...go ahead :-)
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Wow
D55 you are so pathetic 20 comments about me or to me while I was away
You must really have no life.
I am glad you love talking about me and to me since I am so important in your life.
The guns I shoot with are the Glock and Sig Sauer P239, if you were wondering.
Just because I say something you disagree with does not make me crazy.
If you send this link to all of your friends (6) that just shows how important I am to you, how much you love me, and how you love spending every waking minute thinking about nothing but me
Sending this link only shows how pathetic and crazy YOU REALLY ARE.
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Molly
you must ignore d55
She loves to fight and insult practically every female on her.
The only ones she says nice things about are Adriana and herself.
She has no life which is evident by her writing huge paragraphs and many comment while I am gone. I would never have believe this creature would be in college had she not sent me a picture. She brags about herself and is so damn cocky and annoying. She is Turkish, but looks like a dirty STD infested slutty mexican chic.
Oh, and she stopped selling stuff on ebay because no one wanted to buy her shit.
Most human probably don't wear those clothes or sizes.
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d55 is really all talk
but if she is like this in real life, it would explain why she has no life and no friends
she can scream, yell, and slur as much as she wants but she will never get it or whatever she really wants.
d55 is truly crazy, because she says she looks like Adriana Lima
Her skanky ass looking like Adriana??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahahaha that's how you know this bitch is crazy.
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You are so funny D55
You threaten me and I am suppose to be scared of you
But, when I threaten you it is so funny.
Wow, with a mouth and attitude like that you really have no friends and probably got the shit beaten out of you several times my messing with a serious fucker.
How many times were you in the hospital??
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GIVE ME YOUR #...I DIDNT EVEN READ YOUR SHIT...I SKIMMED YOUR POSTS AND I DONT SEE A #...WAITING FOR YOUR #, TOUGH GURL :-) LOL!!! IT IS WHAT ALMOST 2 AM THERE RIGHT NOW? I'LL CALL AT AN APPROPRIATE TIME...WHERE IS THAT #?
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first off - some psychos on this site.
secondly, Adriana is ok. She's friendly and has gorgeous eyes. Her abs are nice, but that's about it.
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im from america and i think ppl from everywhere else in the world always ends up meeting the dumbest, most idiotic americans, like our president. i also dont like america and tihnk their too arrogant. i dont consider myself one because its so emabressing right now.
and the foreign language classes in america also failed me because they really dont care if you pass or not, or even learn the language. they just want you to pass to say taht you did, because everything is a competition in numbers here.
i am now learning languages on my own, much easier.
and adriana lima is hot no matter waht, and she does speak english very well, i think she jsut gets confused by the phrasing because indavidual americans phrase everything a little differently and dont pronunciate or use alot of slang. but she speaks it just as well as the other models, if not better than say, alessandra who always uses the phrasings wrong, adriana jsut seems du,ber because she will say "im sorry, can you repeat that again" instead of just answering the question with the wrong answer like alessandra and others do alot of the time.
and she knows far more in many different languages which shows she has the brain and is capable of learning new things and adapting well to different enviornments, which shows she is quite smart.
or maybe i think that cause america is so dumb and im embarrassed if #2 is from america. the dumb ones (maybe like me, idk you decide) always spend their days posting on websites putting down people from other countries, which just adds to our problems. i apologize to everyone AND adriana for this behavior.
have a good day!
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Damn she is hot in these pics but I do gotta say she is photogenic because when she speaks in interviews and opens that mouth, she is borderline fugly.
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check thi out:
http://www.google.com/trends?q=adriana+lima%2C+alessandra+ambrosio
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i love her :) shes amazing.
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What is so special about this overrated model whos face is smothered in makeup. What is the big deal about her eyes anyone can have that color eyes.
People think she is like this God's gift to Earth just because she has dark hair and green grey eyes! I know loads of people with that and they are prettier than her. Her eyes are bugged and they are always squinted, they lack real expression and always have a blank, stupid, confussed look! Her nose big and wide and girls should have cute small noses, also her eyebrows are too low and make her look angry or drunk and girls eyebrows should be arched. Her shape face is plain terrible and fat, bloated, short, no bone structure for a model. She has gross fish lips, her stomach is too wide and she needs huge boobs, teeny waist, great ass! OVERATTED BITCH!
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@2 Adriana is from Brazil where they speak portuguese. English is her second language idiot! Since when has a model's ability to speak been a determining factor if she is special or not. That may be the dumbest comment someone has ever said on this site.
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Hey, I've got a novel idea. Lets have a big argument about:
1) Lima's teeth
2) Who's prettier, Adrian or Alessandra.
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bitch!
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Give the girl a break.
Adriana speaks Portuguese (01:42):
www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2HteBXqVSU
Adriana speaks Spanish (00:37):
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cp5D1UcMNFA
Adriana speaks French (02:14):
www.youtube.com/watch?v=V981LE4NFCI
Adriana speaks Italian
www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0G2Pq5ZVS4
And aside from the occasional blooper, it's not like her she can't speak English pretty well nowadays. All the other Brazilian models have accents too and many of them don't speak more than two languages. I speak two languages. I bet most people here speak only one.
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Post videos of Alessandra speaking 5 different languages like I did with Adriana. Good luck finding them. She speaks only 2.
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Pstroyer
Yes you are right, most models do have accents {which are hot}
My favs are Swedish and Australian
Accents are hot, but lack of words or understanding is not
{I learned to speak four languages}
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*regular poster with another nickname (*wink wink*).
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^ ^ ^ ^ Sure isn't you???
"a regular poster here with another nickname…trying to start a fight/debate/controversy."
sounds exactly like what you are trying to do now!!!
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So she lived in the USA for 10 years and still can't speak English? She must be retarded. I have friends who have lived in UK and USA for couple years and speak English perfectly.
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omega - I'm very proud of you! :)
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Is english the most important language in the world, is America the best country ever, FUCK NO! #2 is probably a fat American idiot who knows shit, Fucking dumbass. Accents are sexy as fuck, and Adriana is Fuckalicious, no matter what language she speaks, the less english the better.
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D55, please read my comments # 29 and # 31.
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EVE
so I prove you are wrong about German being diffcult and I need help?
B*tch, do you even speak German? {I am going to say no}
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"it was tough, English is one of THE hardest languages. {along with Jap}"
Depends on what your native tongue is. Have you tried Chinese? Finnish? Arabic? Chinese is generally considered harder than Japanese by people in the Western world because it's more elaborate. English is not generally considered hard compared to a lot of other languages. It's a very well-structured language with fairly logical syntex and grammar. In my native tongue (Danish), there's some grammatic stuff that you can't simply explain to foreigners there are no clearly defined rules for why it should be this or why it should be that. You simply have to "know" it by experience. English is not like that. And then you have some languages where the same word can mean three different things depending on stress and pitch and languages with hundreds of characters etc. etc. English is pretty straightforward by comparison.
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lolol never fails in an adriana post
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d55
I made a simple little example like "know" so you can wrap your tiny polluted mind around it.
If I was to explain the German language entirely I would be typing until my fingers fall off
Get a reality check you stupid turkish b*tch.
Schließen Sie das fickt ab. Sie sind eine dumme Kuh.
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ooo getting racial omega, thats not nice
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65,
answer me you fucking whore...i will be back later...and i want my answers then...this bitch needs to be banned from life...forget bastardly...for you to hate lima this much, you must be one hideous bitch.
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67,
you read what i fucking typed...oh my god!!!!! bitch cannot even read anymore...lmfao. go back and read what i wrote 2x, 3x or as many times as it takes...to be able to argue, first, you gotta comrepehend what the other person is saying...but you cant ague for shit but just come back with shit that makes no sense...give it up, bitch...just give it up...and when i come back, i want my answers.
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#81
lol so you're using the formal and polite address (Sie as meaning you) in an online insult? Since when have you become all formal? If you want to be all formal all of a sudden, you should write the language words (German, English etc.) with capital first letters in English as well.
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@ 83. No dear, you're NOT an immature teenager. You're downright crazy.
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bestill my rapidly beating heart.
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We have to get Omega and Damla together somehow, a fight to the finish, video to be put up on Bastardly.
Of course Omega will have to leave the shuriken and bat at home.
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...omega. nice attempt at my showmanship style. however you still come across a nutcase. the fact you do this humors me.
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by the way, this has nothing to do with Lima but since you were all talking about languages and how fast you learn them, i just thought i'd share my story:
I came to america 2 months before turning 20 years old. I never studied English back in Serbia and didn't speak a word when I came to this country. I am now 23 years old and speak it fluently. I bought a dictionary, phrasebook, and went to a community college and took ESL classes. It took me about one year to learn the language pretty well and two years to speak it fluently.
It's not difficult! I barely even interacted with any english speaking people the first year. Most of the people in my ESL class were hispanics who of course did not speak my language and I could not communicate with anybody. I lived with my family and in a Serbian community where all the people on that side of town pretty much did not speak english (only the younger ones did).
Anyway, it was easy to learn because I watched TV, read magazines, listened to american music, had to speak english when going to stores, etc. When living in a country you pick up a language effortlessly because you are surrounded by that language no matter where you go (stores, out in public, TV, etc) and for me I wasn't even surrounded by many english speakers and I still learned it fast and easy.
Oh well, I guess everyone is different, eh?
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^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ Thanks for the info
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81,
lmfao...bitch cant even speak German properly...her own mother tongue...like pstroyer said, Sie with a capital S is used for formal use when you address someone in the form of "you"....lmfao...so you are in your own little world insulting me but doing it all formal-like? lmfao!!!!!! hilarious!!!!how am I cow by the way? I have shown that I am thin but you, on the other hand, cant even show your hideous face...ugly bitchhhhhhh
83,
bahahahahahahahahahahahhaahaha bitch, you still havent answered my questions, regarding german and english and how german is so fucking easy compared to english and it is because you cannot....girl, you got beat to the last breath by every single intelligent person here...this bitch think she speaks spanish, and all other bs languages cuz she took a few classes in them in high school...LOLLLLLL...you love this shit so much and thought you could keep up with us...it is not only we are adults but we are also smart...this should teach you not to speak shit like you know so much...cuz you will be confronted and will be asked to back up p your shit...you gave up, you realize you cant keep with us cuz you have been mocked right and left, made to look like the worthless piece of shit you are...so now, you are changing your whole attitude and using the "i am just a teenager" card as an excuse, acting like this was just all fun and games to you...LMFAO!!!!!! ...holyfuck, you need help big time...if i a psychiatrist read all this shit, he'd fucking refer you to a asylum
and bitch, dont worry about eve being 5'1''...i am about 5'8'' and would beat the fuck out of you...you are the fucking butt joke of everyone...even on the internet...even the internet can see through your real, misreable self...fuck off, bitch, fuck off already. You are FINISHED, DONE, AND RIPPED TO PIECES.
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on this bitch's head**
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^ what?
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omega, get a life bitch
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d55
I remember when your ebay was public
Now it is private,
you are obvious afraid I will find you in Miami Flordia, At Coral Gables
So are you finishing up your degree in the:
-Flipse Building
-Behavioral Medicine research building
-Behavioral Medicine Research Center
-Linda Ray Intervention Center
-Building 21
-Building 37
I just did a few quick seachers of the info that you had on your ebay page/facebook and what you said on the bastardly and got all this info.
So what place do you want to scratch and pull out my hair?
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hahaha my posts wont show up.
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,snknkj
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Simply the best
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man, i love how she thinks i made my ebay profile private cuz i am scared she will come and kill me....some hilarious shit
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AND THAT PLACE U DESCRIBED SAYING YOU DID SOME RESEARCH AND KNOW WHERE I AM???....THEY ARE LIKE 5 DIFFERENT PLACES THAT SOUNDS TO BE ON MY CAMPUS THAT I HAVENT EVEN BEEN TO LMFAO...U PROBABLY TYPED UNIVERSITY OF MIAMI PSYCHOLOGY IN GOOGLE...GIRL, IF U PROMISE TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF ME, I LL GIVE U MY FUCKING HOME ADDRESS...LEMME KNOW WHEN UR IN THE STATES...PROMISE U GONNA DO IT? CUZ ID EVEN GIVE U THE FUCKING DIRECTIONS STEP BY STEP ON HOW TO GET TO MY HOUSE...AND THATS A FUCKING PROMISE RIGHT THERE. U LL FIND ME ON THE BASTARDLY...LEMME KNOW ONCE UR HERE, I LL GIVE U A RING. GIRL, UR LUCKY UR PARENTS ARENT READING ANY OF THIS SHIT...THEY'D PROBABLY BAN YOU FROM USING YOUR COMPUTER EVER AGAIN...YOU ARE SOME LIL CHRISTIAN GIRL WHO CANT EVEN TYPE THE WORD "SHIT" WITHOUT CENSORING IT...WHO ARE YOU TRYING TO FOOL?! LMAO
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Who cares if she can't speak english fluently it's not her maternal language!!
omega get a life nobody gives a fuck about german language and germany which is a shitty country.
On topic,her face looks weird here but she has a great body.She's more attractive than the overrated alessandra chick.
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UNLESS I SEE A #, SHUT YOUR FUCKING TRAP LOL...UNLESS YOU ARE GONNA GIVE ME A #, DO NOT COME BACK WITH YOUR NONSENSE SHIT...COME ON, TOUGH BITCH...SAY ALL THOSE THINGS TO ME ON THE PHONE LOL...AND I AM SO DEAD SERIOUS ABOUT THIS...SNAPANECKFORFUN @ AOL.COM IF YOU DONT WANNA REVEAL IT HERE...WAITINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG...I AM OUT NOW BUT I WILL CHECK LATER, YOU MISREABLE PUSSY...NOW, THE SHIT IS GETTING AS REAL AS IT CAN GIVEN THAT WE CANT SEE EACH OTHER IN PERSON, THIS IS THE LEAST YOU CAN DO TO SHOW HOW TOUGH YOU ARE...YOU FUCKING NAZI WHORE...LOL
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Her eyes look much better here with this kind of makeup.
The smoking eyes makeup suits her very well
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pstroyer
I know most models have accents, which are really hot!!
My favs are Swedish and Australian.
Having an accent is hot, but lack of words and the inability to understand is not.
{ I learned to speak 4 languages }
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EVE
magicnotes said this last lima post
"page 5 wow, hot hot hot, shame about the personality though, shes a star for a one nighter no conversation included"
I am Omega and only Omega!!!!! If I don't mind making comments that people intensely disagree about, why would I need another name??
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@ 46. Dear God, you need help.
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EVE
more like you couldn't learn and get from that attitude of yours toward the german language.
Here's is your quote
"German easier than English? LMAO!!!
You see, Omega, I do like you sometimes. Because you’re so clearly mistaken and wrong"
All you said was German is more diffcult than English, no where did you say "I just don't want to learn it"
You are a delusional b*tch can't even remember what you wrote.
"
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34,
lmfao!!!!!!!! just cuz you took classes in those languages doesnt mean you can speak them...i took 3 german classes, in college, so we even wrote tons of essays, got up in front of people and talked, told stories, got A on all of them and now i can go around saying I speak German? you fucking kidding me? i cannot say I speak german unless i can do it the way I speak English...psycho motherfucker, psycho...this bitch needs to be in a white coat with her arms tied behind her back!!!
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61,
lmfao...you writing in german now? why? lmfao!!!!!!! you are the one that needs a reality check cuz you are so fucking stupid, bitch, so stupid...misreable...oh my god, i feel sorry for the people around you...fucking social reject
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EVE
YOU ARE SO FUCKING STUPID AND BLIND
I copied and pasted you direct quotes into my comments.
How could I get your words wrongs, I USED YOU VERY OWN WORDS AGAINST YOU.
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for I yearn after thee, who art lovelier than the goddess Venus.
...yeah, hot chicks turn me into a poetic idiot *drools*
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and as we can see, now, omega is acting like she is having fun...like she isnt taking this seriously...like she is here having a good time...LMFAO...her psychology is so transparent...LOL!!!
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Meh, she looks skankish here
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Isn't she a bit old for belly piercing..
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msnsn
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ok, clearly, bastardly is trying to approve of my posts before they release them...so i will humiliate you further on this post, fucking cunt omega:
moejackson.com/archives/2008/02/21/why-is-avril-lavigne-on-the-march-2008-maxim-cover/#comments
hehehe
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I love how she thinks i made my E bay private cuz i am scared she will come and kill me ...hilarioussssssssss
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mentally*
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Now, this is funny. German easier than English? LMAO!!!
You see, Omega, I do like you sometimes. Because you're so clearly mistaken and wrong. And confused. And childish. You make anyone else look like a f*cking genius!!!
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39,
you are full of shit...oh my fucking god...back that shit up...the hardest language in the world is english? bitch, get the fuck outta here...shit you do to make yourself look smarter...you could speak every fucking language that ever exists fluently, and you are still a fucking nobody...a psycho one at it, too
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EVE
You never said anything about learning another language until # 57
Your previous comments just said that German is harder than English
Do you have Alzheimer's can you FUCKING read?????
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pstroyer
#50 and #74
were the only times I didn't use formal
all the other comments I used formal.
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hahhahahahahahahahah my posts wont show up, i swear hahahaha
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d55
read the words on the page
I never said I was better than lima. She is a supermodel, I am not.
In America, almost everyone speaks english so you have a source to listen to.
You are in every lima post during the same to me, so I can say the same to you.
Nobody was talking to you, and I don't care what you think about me speaking languages.
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@ 56. I can remember, stupid brat. You just completely distorted my words. As you do all the fucking time with everyone else here.
I'll explain better (since you seem to need people to be really graphic when they talk to you...do you want me to draw it so you can understand it properly?). I love the Arabic language, I love it...I have never tried to learn it but I KNOW IT IS DIFFICULT. I FUCKING KNOW IT IS MORE DIFFICULT THAN ENGLISH AND PORTUGUESE TOGETHER!!! Get it?
Good grief...I used to think D55 was harsh on you, but now I see you deserved it. You fucking deserved it. Every single time.
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Omega, I am scared of youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu please dont hurt meeeeeeeeeee
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