Bastardly Jailbait Warning! Selena Gomez
Thursday, February 21st, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
These snaps were taken @ Chevy Rocks The Future Event in Burbank Selena Gomez: The next Hannah Montana?
Like a lot of TV critics of a certain not-so-callow age, I wasn't exactly on the "High School Musical" train when it left the station. And, similarly, the whole Miley Cyrus-"Hannah Montana" craze just sort of sneaked up on me.
With that in mind, I've made it my mission to never again be blindsided by a tween TV sensation. And so when the opportunity arose to chat with Selena Gomez, the adorable 15-year-old who has been designated as the Disney Channel's next It girl, I said bring it on.
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ah so cute!!! Needs a tan fast!!!!
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This one still has her baby teeth in!
If you are going to post really young girls, why not post Miranda Cosgrove (iCarly)?
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Darling little girl
(Next time, hand her a hair brush before you take her picture)
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Vanessa Hudgens + Cassie = That
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No, no, no, no, no! This pumpkinhead spooks the shit outta me! EEEEEEEEE!!
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Rachel Bilson in the making
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Another young soul to be debauched.
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Disney is EVIL.
/spread the word
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What's my daughter doing here?
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Aw, cute!
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shes cute....she will def. be a looker when shes older
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She's cute enough, but a Hispanic Disney It Girl? I'll believe it when I see it.
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^ what Stone said.
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I´m not sure about this one, she looks kinda weird, but still not that bad.
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@ 14
Vanessa Hudgens is like 1/2 Hispanic. Is she not an IT girl?
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hudgens is half filipina....half filipina and anything else is a good mix...look at Cassie, shes half filipina and black and so is nichole shrzinger....her mom side i think
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My name is Chris Hansen, can you tell me what you are doing here? Why don't you have a seat...
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Cassie is Filipina, Mexican and black.
As for half Filipino and half anything being hot... Rob Schneider anyone?
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NOT talkin about dudes here ....but maybe thats what your thinking about..do yer thing...
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wait, maybe if you said Foxy Brown, then you would've got me.....
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so cute! I'd want my daughter to look like that :) I'm still way too young to have such a grown up child, but one can dream
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She is so pretty.
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She's adorable, but she's got one of the biggest heads I've ever seen on a human being. I think she's older than she looks, but she's still very young.
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She is cute, but WAY too young.
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i like this girl
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Her face looks soooooooooooooooooo young, hey you're going pedofile Moe
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is selena gomez a filipina?coz she looks like one
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She is so cute! I love her!!
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wtf are you asuming on here?selena is the sweetest girl and you have no right to post that title on her.shame on you.shes 15 and beautiful.so stop the crappy talk.what the hell is bastardly on the title for?jerk
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HOLYYY SHIT SHES KINDA YOUNG, BUT I STILL HAVE A HARD ON! ID FUCK THE SHITTTTT OUTTA HER!
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such a cutie!!!!
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i wanna lick her pussy suck her tits and fuck her to china and back with my dick!!!!!!!
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First off, Selena Gomez is half Mexican and Italian and that's it. Mexican from her dad and Italian from her mom. Plus, she is 16!
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Since my aunt --who suffers from glaucoma--thinks I resemble Shia LaBeuf, I should send her a letter...
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I'D FUCK HER SOO HARD!!!!!!!
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I am gonna fuck her sooooooooo hard. Got a massive dick, but she'll get used to it. Taking her cherry is gonna rock!!
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First i'll pour chocolate syrup on her asshole and tongue that fucker clean. Then i start working my big throbbing cock into Selena's vise like sphincter,slowly at first. After i get her stretched, i start pounding her bunghole mercilessly. As Selena screams with pleasure, i pull out of her now gaping crapper, bring my stinky shitstick to her gorgeous 16 yr. old face and give Selena a taste of her own ass. After a few more minutes fucking this dreamgirls poop chute, i spray down her face and tits with a massive load of dick goo. Yes, i luv you Selena, right up the ass!
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^LOL yea that would fucking rock I agree to that^
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